Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix in Rocky Horror Picture show song style….
Disclaimer: A really nice lady and a really nasty, fanged corporation owns the rights to Harry Potter, while a small, balding man with an insane smile owns the rights to Rocky Horror. Not me.
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TIME WARP
(WHINGING)
(Ron)
It's astounding…
Harry Potter…
Madness has taken its toll
But look real closely
(Hermione)
Can't be very much longer
(Ron)
We think he's- lost control…
I can't remember
Harry ever
Sulking quite this much
He's always pouting
(Both)
And it's getting annoying…
(Everyone in the Black house)
Harry's whinging again
Harry's whinging again
(Twins)
It's just a sooky tight pout
(All)
We're not sure where it ends
(Twins)
Puts his hands on his hips
(All)
And yells at all his friends
But it's the angsty whine
Puts you in a killing frame
Harry's whinging again
Harry's whinging again
(Hermione)
It's so boring
Gets us all snoring
Harry's self goring, all the time.
He doesn't believe us
He tries to deceive us
Little whinger
It's a crime
(Ron)
We're close to a mind flip
(Hermione)
Or perhaps a small knife slip…
(Ron)
He'll never seem to be the same
(Hermione)
He's causing such a sensation…
(Ron)
We're considering sedation…
(Everyone in the Black house)
Harry's whinging again
Harry's whinging again
(Ginny)
I can't mention how, but I'm over him now
Which is bloody well fine 'cause he keeps having a cow
He changed a damn lot, took us by surprise
With his cranky pants, and tanty eyes
He's lost my love and I think that's fine
Cause I don't like guys that always whine
(Everyone in the Black house)
Harry's whinging again
Harry's whinging again
(Twins)
It's just a sooky tight pout
(All)
We're not sure where it ends
(Twins)
Puts his hands on his hips
(All)
And yells at all his friends
But it's the angsty whine
Puts you in a killing frame
Harry's whinging again
Harry's whinging again
