Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix in Rocky Horror Picture show song style….

Disclaimer: A really nice lady and a really nasty, fanged corporation owns the rights to Harry Potter, while a small, balding man with an insane smile owns the rights to Rocky Horror. Not me.

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TIME WARP
(WHINGING)

(Ron)
It's astounding…

Harry Potter…
Madness has taken its toll

But look real closely

(Hermione)

Can't be very much longer

(Ron)
We think he's- lost control…

I can't remember

Harry ever

Sulking quite this much

He's always pouting

(Both)

And it's getting annoying…

(Everyone in the Black house)

Harry's whinging again

Harry's whinging again

(Twins)

It's just a sooky tight pout

(All)

We're not sure where it ends

(Twins)

Puts his hands on his hips

(All)

And yells at all his friends

But it's the angsty whine

Puts you in a killing frame

Harry's whinging again

Harry's whinging again

(Hermione)

It's so boring

Gets us all snoring

Harry's self goring, all the time.

He doesn't believe us

He tries to deceive us

Little whinger

It's a crime

(Ron)
We're close to a mind flip

(Hermione)

Or perhaps a small knife slip…

(Ron)

He'll never seem to be the same

(Hermione)
He's causing such a sensation…

(Ron)

We're considering sedation…

(Everyone in the Black house)

Harry's whinging again

Harry's whinging again

(Ginny)

I can't mention how, but I'm over him now

Which is bloody well fine 'cause he keeps having a cow

He changed a damn lot, took us by surprise

With his cranky pants, and tanty eyes

He's lost my love and I think that's fine

Cause I don't like guys that always whine

(Everyone in the Black house)

Harry's whinging again

Harry's whinging again

(Twins)

It's just a sooky tight pout

(All)

We're not sure where it ends

(Twins)

Puts his hands on his hips

(All)

And yells at all his friends

But it's the angsty whine

Puts you in a killing frame

Harry's whinging again

Harry's whinging again