Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix in Rocky Horror Picture show song style….

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SWEET TRANSVESTITE
(NEW PROFESSOR)

(Umbridge)
How d'ya do I- see you know my – beloved Mr. Fudge

He's just a little brought down, he thinks Dumbledore

Needs a bit of a- directional nudge

Don't get strung out by the way I look

I'm not a boring old leacher

I look quite like a toad by the light of day

But in class I'm one hell of a teacher

I'm just your new professor

For your Defense against the Dark arts

Let me dictate the rules, or maybe take over the school

You look like you're all pretty unruly

You'll get something scary, that's more… disciplinary

And will be passed out quite unduly

(Hermione)

That horrid evil old bat!

Did you just hear that?

She's here to restrict Dumbledore

Ron:

WHAT?!

Hermione:

She's Fudge's right arm!

She's here to do harm

Sit tight and see what's in store…

(Umbridge)

Are all you, up with the news?

Dumbledore hasn't any clues

To what really, going on in the world

By the light of this night,

I'll set the whole thing right

Fudges ideal world, unfurled.

I'm just your new professor

For your Defense against the Dark arts

Your Hogwarts has, changed tonight
Before your yearly bite

I'll punish with my favorite obsession

I've got this nasty black quill

That'll teach you good will

And it's good for enhancing my… profession.

I'm just your new professor

For your Defense against the Dark arts

Hit it! Hit it!

I'm just your new professor

For your Defense against the Dark arts

So come up to my class.

And sit on your arse

I see you shiver with antici…..pation.

I'll teach DADA

In an- appropriate way

'Cause I'll remove the prac

But not the theory!