Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix in Rocky Horror Picture show song style….
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SWEET TRANSVESTITE
(NEW PROFESSOR)
(Umbridge)
How d'ya
do I- see you know my – beloved Mr. Fudge
He's just a little brought down, he thinks Dumbledore
Needs a bit of a- directional nudge
Don't get strung out by the way I look
I'm not a boring old leacher
I look quite like a toad by the light of day
But in class I'm one hell of a teacher
I'm just your new professor
For your Defense against the Dark arts
Let me dictate the rules, or maybe take over the school
You look like you're all pretty unruly
You'll get something scary, that's more… disciplinary
And will be passed out quite unduly
(Hermione)
That horrid evil old bat!
Did you just hear that?
She's here to restrict Dumbledore
Ron:
WHAT?!
Hermione:
She's Fudge's right arm!
She's here to do harm
Sit tight and see what's in store…
(Umbridge)
Are all you, up with the news?
Dumbledore hasn't any clues
To what really, going on in the world
By the light of this night,
I'll set the whole thing right
Fudges ideal world, unfurled.
I'm just your new professor
For your Defense against the Dark arts
Your Hogwarts
has, changed tonight
Before your yearly bite
I'll punish with my favorite obsession
I've got this nasty black quill
That'll teach you good will
And it's good for enhancing my… profession.
I'm just your new professor
For your Defense against the Dark arts
Hit it! Hit it!
I'm just your new professor
For your Defense against the Dark arts
So come up to my class.
And sit on your arse
I see you shiver with antici…..pation.
I'll teach DADA
In an- appropriate way
'Cause I'll remove the prac
But not the theory!
