Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix in Rocky Horror Picture show song style….

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THE SWORD OF DAMOCLESE
(THE DAILY PROPHET)

(Harry)

The Daily Prophet thinks I'm goin' outta my head

And it's so popular and famous, and really well read

Oh woe is me

My life's now a misery

Oh can't you see

That I'm just a piece of bad propaganda

I woke up this morning with my scar burning a hole in my head

(Ron and Hermione)

What's it THIS time?

(Harry)

And left from my dreaming was a feeling of unnamable dread
(Ron and Hermione)

What's it THIS time?

(Harry)
What's this dream for?

Wandering up a corridor

And at the door

I'm always left with a pretty big downer

(Ron and Hermione)

Sha la la la What's it THIS time?

Sha la la la What's it THIS time?

Sha la la la What's it THIS time?

What's it THIS time?

(Harry)

The Daily Prophet thinks I'm goin' outta my head

(Ron and Hermione)

What's it THIS time?

(Harry)
And it's so popular and famous, and really well read

(Ron and Hermione)

What's it THIS time?

(Harry)

Oh woe is me

My life's now a misery

Oh can't you see

That I'm just a piece of bad propaganda

(Ron and Hermione)

Sha la la la What's it THIS time?

Sha la la la What's it THIS time?

Sha la la la What's it THIS time?

What's it THIS time?

Sha la la la What's it THIS time?

Sha la la la What's it THIS time?

Sha la la la What's it THIS time?

What's it THIS time?