Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix in Rocky Horror Picture show song style….
Disclaimer: Ownership details on the back of the packet
I CAN MAKE
YOU A MAN
(I CAN TEACH YOU DEFENSE)
(Hermione)
A teaching by that ugly old hag
Will get you killed rather quick, your corpse- in a bag
And it's all a big sham, you won't pass your exam
Without practical defense it's all a pretence…
You'll all fail or get caught
Cause the Death Eaters kill without thought
You'll be killed for some sport
You'll be defenseless
Oh honeys! (In a real mess)
(Harry)
I'll teach you stunning and Patronus, follow my lead
Try to teach you all the things that you'll all sorely need
Such an effort
If you only knew what it meant
In so many ways, I can teach you defense
We'll do blocking, and sheilding
Do curses, and jinx
It'll be more worth it, then all of you think
Just a warning, it might be at your expense
But in so many ways, I can teach you defense!
