Authors Note: School began so don't expect a lot from me. Anyways it's another flashback! Don't you love 'em?
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters or the flashbacks.
Chapter 3 – Flashbacks Part 2
Timmy continued to sit there sadly. "Cheer up Timmy. Uh...how about the time you wished you were a girl." Cosmo said trying to cheer him up.
"I never wished I was a girl!" Timmy yelled.
"Well, sure you did sport, (A/N: Sorry but Wanda does say sport instead of Timmy a lot...)" Wanda began, "remember?"
-Flashback-
Today was a perfectly normal school day. There was some kids playing and Timmy and three of his friends were eating. At least his friends were. "Any idea what they're talking about?" The boil kid asked.
"Blah, blah shopping...blah, blah clothes...blah, blah hair...blah, blah boy bands...blah, blah we'll never notice you." Trixie and the cheerleading friend said in unison.
"Nope...I don't speak girl." A.J. said answering the boil kid's question.
"No Roderick! Don't do it! She'll betray you again!" Timmy said to his mini, portable TV.
The boil kid spoke, "Timmy sir? Are you watching one of those dumb girlie soap opera's?" (A/N: I never got soap opera's...does anyone understand them?)
Timmy frowned, "hey! There's plenty of action on this show."
"We'll be back to more of the kissy kissy goo moment hour right after this!" The announcer said as if talking to a baby. The announcer then blows a kiss and Timmy does the same. His friends just sat there wide eyed and shocked.
"What? I like the writing." Timmy said to them. Trixie Tang then holds up an invitation in the air.
"Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah." Trixie said in her "girl language."
"Dude, what's she saying, what's she saying?" Timmy asked.
"Hang on. Let me use my girl to geek translator," A.J. said as he took out some kind of translating machine.
"Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah. Who blah, blah, blah didn't blah, blah, blah get invited to my birthday party tomorrow." Trixie said and Timmy and his 3 friends raised their hands immediately. "Well, that's everybody who's anybody." Trixie said as she tore the invitation that she was holding.
"Great. Another year...another Trixie Tang birthday party we didn't get invited to." Chester said as the four of them still had their hands raised.
Not this time. Watch this." Timmy told them with their hands still raised and Timmy approached Trixie and her friend. "Hi Trixie," Timmy began but then noticed his hand still raised and lowered it, "blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah."
"Any idea what he's saying?" Trixie asked her friend as Timmy continued to say blah.
"Nope...I don't speak geek." Trixie's friend said as she crossed her arms. The two girls then focused their attention back on the Timmy who was still saying blah.
"Too bad we can't come to your party blah, blah, blah, blah because I got you a blah, blah, really great gift." Timmy said to Trixie.
Trixie gasped happily, "I heard that!" Trixie snapped her fingers and her friend gave her a couple of invites. Her friend handed them to her. "Here you go Tommy," Trixie began as Timmy stretched out his hands to get the invitations but then Trixie pulled them back, "the party's tomorrow...and don't forget my gift." Trixie told Timmy and her and her friend walked away as A.J. and Chester hurried over.
"Great lie, dude!" Chester told Timmy.
"He's right you don't have a gift for Trixie." A.J. agreed with Chester.
"Yet. Now all I have to do is impress her with the right gift and she'll never forget my name again!" Timmy said excitingly.
"Oh Roderick, will you ever forgive me?" A woman on the TV said as Timmy took the TV out of his pocket.
"I gotta go. Roderick no!" Timmy yelled running off with his TV and Chester and A.J. just gave him a strange look. Meanwhile back at Timmy's house after school there was some crashing and banging. Timmy continued to throw stuff in a pile. "I wish I knew what kind of gifts girls like." Timmy said still looking. "Hey do girls like stink bombs?" Timmy asked his fairies.
"No." Wanda answered Timmy.
"Well, how bout dead frogs?" Cosmo suggested. (A/N: Me and my elite allegiance of Frog Lover's objects to Cosmo's suggestion -.-) Cosmo just smiled and looked over at Wanda. Cosmo then made a dead frog appear over Wanda's head and it fell on her.
"Ugh...No. Girls don't like them and neither do I." Timmy said and a dead frog was thrown at him.
"Sorry sweetie you're just not thinking like a girl." Wanda told him.
"Oh yeah face it Timmy! The only way you can think like a girl is if you wished you were one!" Cosmo said.
"Ha! Like I'd wish I was a girl. Ha ha what a waste of a wish!" Timmy said and Cosmo and Timmy began to roll around laughing.
"What a waste of a wish your right!" Cosmo said as the two of them continued laughing. Wanda then zaps Timmy with her magic and he was turned to a girl. Cosmo then freaks out. Timmy then looks at what happened then rushes over to a mirror. Timmy started to scream...like a girl.
"What did you do? I didn't wish for this!" Timmy told Wanda
"Well, you said I wish and girl." Wanda told Timmy.
"Oh yeah! Well, well, you know what I think?" Timmy furiously told them.
"Who cares what you think you're a girl now!" Cosmo commented and gave out a couple of laughs.
"Hey! You're right. I think like a girl now. I could totally use my girl brain and figure out what to get Trixie for her birthday," Timmy said.
"Oh that's a great idea little girlie girl." Cosmo told Timmy as he twirled around.
"Can I get the door for you...ma'am?" Wanda joked opening the door and Cosmo and her began to laugh.
"NO! I'm off to the mall to buy something Trixie'll like," Timmy began, "but just so you two have something to laugh at while I'm gone...I wish you were a woman and you were a man!"
"What?!" Cosmo and Wanda asked in unison.
"You're my god parents no choice." Timmy quickly said. Cosmo and Wanda waved their wands and they both became the opposite sex. "Congratulations. You're now Cosma and Wando." Timmy told them.
Cosmo gasped, "what's happening? How come I suddenly which boy bands rock out loud?"
"I don't know. Why am I tempted to scratch myself and not care who sees?" Wanda asked.
"See ya." Timmy said.
-End Flashback-
I hated being a girl." Timmy grumbled getting out of depressed mood but getting into an angry mood.
"But you got to discover your feminine side." Wanda said trying to lighten things up. There was a sort of long awkward silence and Timmy and Cosmo looked at each other.
"Nope hate being a girl." Timmy and Cosmo said in perfect unison. Wanda sighed and Cosmo and Timmy began to laugh.
Authors Note: If you guessed The Boy Who Became Queen then you're right. School is really beginning to take its toll and this may be the last chapter I'm gonna write for a while. And it looks like Timmy is feeling better...but what's going to happen next. Other than that me and my alliance of Frog Lover's is still against the dead frog thing-.- ...one more thing! If I forgot some names and you guys know them then let me know k'
