Okay, so I guess officially I do any fic. (even though I never finished one.) My style is romance/humor ALWAYS! Well, almost always. First Teen Titan Fic, and the pairings....

Let's just say I call myself the experimental matchmaker.

[Angry Evangelion mob] Boooo Asuka/Gendo! Booo Kaworu/Kaji!

Oookay. I don't own Teen Titans. The anime, not the comic. Wait, I don't own that either.

Boooo Shinji/Yugi!

Where'd that come from?


"You could've been one of us."

Those were the last words said by Jinx, a member of the illustrious HIVE Academy, as she floated away on the advance platform along with her other partners. The crumbling building covered their tracks well, so Robin asked Raven to get them home safely.

A brooding red-eye sees the giant shadow bird go high above...planning....revenge is in the future...

===Two weeks later===

"ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE! ANYBODY THAT WANTED TO JOIN THE WESTERN TITAN'S WING GO LEFT!"

It was the second day of the new Teen Titan League, recommended by Batman to coincide the existence of the Unlimited League. Mostly, the crew outside Titans Towers were deserters of the former HIVE, but also some familiar faces along.

Speedy, the unofficial prodigy of Green Arrow. Aqualad, King Aquaman's greatest general. Wilderbeast, Tram, and Hot Spot all came for the new team. The plan was, according to Robin, to have a coast to coast league between California to France. The bad news was...

"The refridgerator is not open for everyone! Get your own food!" Cyborg was once again chasing off the usual lollygaggers away from the food, one particular...green monkey? "Beast Boy! Give me back my sandwich now!"

"Hey, everyone. How's-" Robin quickly side-stepped the green rhino after entering the living room, followed by a Cyborg with an ionizer ready for blastage. "-everyone doing for the recruiting?"

"It is as the people say "Alright y'all?" Starfire tried to respond. Behind her were fortunately a mature group of heroes for them to judge. Robin, Beast Boy, Cyborg, Starfire, and Raven calmly (or tried to) sat behind a long table, set up like an Olympic score staff.

"Okay, Mr. Uh...." Robin tried to read off the list of names, carefully not wanting to mis-say their names. "Ah, Mr. Ueudnchxsjagskdyd?!"

"Yes?" The reply came from a Yoshimuto look-alike from Tekken, dressed in full-clad armor and a Japanese katana on his hip. "I like to call myself 'The Samurai Cowboy.'

"Er...." If this was an anime, there would a sweat mark on Robin's head. "Okay, 'Samurai Cowboy" "THE Samurai Cowboy. Don't forget the 'THE.' he corrected.

"Okay...." the not-so-boy wonder irked. "Tell me, why do you think you should join the Titan's Forge? What reasons do you have for being a super hero?"

"Why?"

The room suddenly became darker with a strange old Japanese tune playing. "I am the wind, the tornado, the earth, the sun, the sky. The protector of all, yet I save none."

"Uh, can we kick him out yet?" Cyborg whispered.

"AND...." the cowboy rang as if he heard. "I will serve on all terms you give, defeat all evil that pass the border of life. No one in Japan will ever feel the wrath of death, for I will-"

"Uh, ?"

"Yes?" he stopped in mid-swing with his katana.

"Um, we aren't doing Japan right now. Just from western U.S. to Eastern France. No Asia yet."

"What?! That's the last time I listen to Underwear Man." The over-sized person put his weapon back to its sheath before stomping out angrily.

"Underwear Man? Wasn't he yesterday?"

"Not now, Beast Boy. Next!"

The door swished open to reveal a boy around sixteen coming to the middle of the room. His swaying silvery hair and intense ocean eyes. His daunting figure, with two swords overlaying on his back hip immediately swooned the girls into having a crush on him. This obviously ticked Robin off so he began hastily.

"Mr.....Pharsti?

"Yes...?" Even his voice got those two drooling. "I am Tae Pharsti." [A/N: Heh heh. Always wanted to be a super hero.]

"Why do you want to join Titan Forge? What reason do you have to be a superhero?" he asked boringly.

"Why don't I show you?" Quickly, he pulls out the swords and held them like mere daggers. He somersaults across from one side to the other, followed by motions of quick and precise slashes, feeling the cut air land on their skin. He gives a satisfied smirk and sheathes the weapons, followed by heavy clapping from Starfire.

"So, am I in or-"

"Tae!! What are you doing?!"

"Uh oh." His front belt was blinking, which made out the sign 'JL.' Tae quickly picked it up to his ear. "Um, I'm a little busy right now. Can you call later?"

"Tae! You're supposed to be on Tower 4 now! Fly over here now or else we aren't taking you along."

"Alright, alright. Sheesh, Bats. Calm down." Click! "Sorry, guys. Gotta go." He flies off towards the door before anything else was said.

"...What was that about?" Beast Boy asked.

"League Policy. He was in the Justice League Unlimited, so he can't join this. Next!"

The door made the same sound again, this time showing a girl. Her slightly tanned skin was well coordinated with the fitting kakis and pink shirt she wore. Also, her hair was long and smooth, pink also. What was strange though was that her cheeks were rosy, kinda like..."JINX!"

"Cyborg, what the-"

"It's Jinx! What are you doing here?!"

"Close, but my name's Hexe, not Jinx." she calmly corrected.

The big guy looked again. [Wait, she's tanned. And there's plenty of pink haired girls. What am I thinking?] He sat back slowly. "I'm sorry for my outburst. I just had...had a bad mission a while back."

"It's okay. I don't mind." She gave a radiating smile at him, before Robin interrupted.

"So, anyway. Show us what you got."

===Many, many, many, many, many, many, wannabes later===

The same pink-haired girl leaves Titan's tower with a relaxing sigh, clutching on to her newly-appointed official badge. The information of access, bases location, dorm room number....everything to become a Titan.

[Phase one is complete, Brother Blood.]


Wow, didn't realize it was so long. Next one's are gonna be much shorter, due to laziness and school. Wait, that doesn't work out right. Shall I continue this?

BTW: Today's hint-Hexe's name is german. Translate it to english. Like you don't know who it is.