Okay, weird enough I'm doing this because of popular demand. (Seriously, I wasn't going to update this for like a month.)
Yes, Hexe is you-know-who and this is a you-know-what-/guy fic. Guy is a Titan, if you don't already know.
I don't own you-know-what because you-know-why and my nickname is really-you-know.
[Angry Mob] Booooo Beast Boy/Shinji
Crap! I was you-know-whating!
"You could've been one of us."
"Gah!" Cyborg suddenly woke from in a yell, his human side sweating like crazy. "Man, not again. Why does that happen every night?"
For the last two weeks, Cy has been dreaming about the last words of Jinx before she left with the HIVE Headmaster, Brother Blood. The same man that can control a human mind with a single glare. What was bothering him though was that he wasn't seen or spotted anywhere ever since, and that meant either two things: He's plotting revenge, or working at the nearest Wendy's to poison our food. And he checked the Wendy's.
"Maybe I just need some food or something. Yeah, that's it. Some of my special 'Double barbeque pepperoni sausage ionic mega slurpie chugger ice-cream sandwhich might help! Mmm-mm. I can feel it already." His mind felt better at the thought of that sandwhich as he proceeded down to the kitchen. [Oy, my stomach]
When Cyborg got there, he didn't bother with the lights since no one was ever here this late. He just opened the fridge and bathed in the smell of the contents. "Okay, let's see what we got." He went into a song.
"We got the bre-ad! We got the pepper-oni. La-la-la-la-dee-daa.
Now we need the Ion! We need the slurpies....La-la-la-la-dee-daa.
Then we got the ice-cream with all the flavors...La-la-la-la-dee-daa.
Next we put it together and make a super-"
"Watcha making?""Ahhh!" Cyborg nearly dropped the humongus sandwhich from the sudden surprise. "What the-who's there? Where are you?!" He looked around the room but found no one there.
"I'm down here."
He slowly looked down to see a pink haired thingy talking to him. "Lights on."
The girl covered her eyes a little from the brightness. "So, that's how they work. Thanks."
"Uh...you're welcome. But what are you doing here this late at night?"
Hexe giggled. "What are you talking about? It's five o'clock. That's about thirty minutes before tryouts starts, right?"
"What?" He checked his arm for the watch option. "Whoah, I have got to get an alarm clock some day." He looked down again at the slightly-tanned girl, noticing the considerable height difference and her pink flannel pajamas. "Um, can I ask a question?"
"Sure." "Why do you have...so much pink? Not that it's bad or something." he quickly added.
"Uh...well, it's a rare color so I decided to exploit my love for it. See?"
"Oh, yeah. Makes sense, and er...." Cyborg hesitated before continuing. "I'm sorry about before about what I said."
"That you thought I was Jinx? Who exactly was this person anyway?"
He sighed at this question. "Well, she was...a villian from HIVE academy that tried to do us in a lot of time. I figured that she would snap out of it from Blood's mind control, but that wasn't the case. She left with him and ever since haven't heard a word."
"So you hate this 'Jinx' person because she's bad or what?"
Hate? He never really hated her, even after all the things she did to them like: Throw them out of Titan's Tower, land a bus on him, curse his circuits, make him wear a pink dress. 'Boy, luckily I didn't tell the guys about that.' Mostly he was angry at the stupid Gizmo. He wrecked his car! His beautiful car that took him ages to rebuild. And...he put ketchup on the seats!
"Cyborg? You in there?" Hexe was knocking on his head from above.
"Huh? Oh, sorry. So what was it again?"
She gently floated down on the ground. "I asked if you hate this Jinx person."
"Nah, not really hate. Just that stupid, snot-nosed, little midget, idiotic spider that wrecked my car by using ketchup fool."
'He must be talking about Gizmo. I told him to lay off on the ketchup whenever he eats.' She nodded in agreement. "Well, I better be going then. Gotta get ready for the final cut. See ya."
She flew out of the room, leaving him with the great, big sandwhich. "Now where was I? Oh yeah!
Next we put together to make a super double barbeque pepperoni sausage ionic mega slurpie chugger ice-cream sandwhich!"
===Hexe's Room===
'What's wrong with me? I never wake up so early ever! Even in HIVE I slept late, even though I got yelled at for that.' She splashes her face with water again, then turned off the sink. 'Arg! This is stupid. I'm not gonna be like Terra and suddenly be soft, acordding to Beast Boy. Man, does he love her or something?" [Producers? They say love=like, followed by chibiness.]
Her train of thoughts had to end as an anouncement, unfortunetly that she's really close to the speakers, goes on. "Attention all ratified Titans! Please report to the living Room immediatly for a mission briefing! If you are in the east wing division, please report with Speedy in the transporter immediatly to Florida. North Wing will follow AquaLad, and South will be The Flea. [Hahahahah!] Others will join with me!" Robin finished.
"Great, now I'm deaf." She kept smacking her ear to stop the ringing. "Guess it's time for my first mission. Wonder what it is?"
She flings into her new closet for the perfect outfit today. Throwing away dresses, shirts, pants, and socks, yet she still couldn't find anything good. "This stupid tan is clashing with so much of my clothes! Stupid Mammoth and his suggestions."
Then a smile appeared on her face. Satisfied at her outfit, she proudly walks away to the command center.
"Yo, Hexe. Ready to g- wow! Nice outfit!" Beast Boy commented.
"Thanks." She donned the yellow skirt well that coordinated with her red shirt, and under it a tight black suit that protected her from burns and such. Plus she has fashionable pig-tails. "So, what's up?"
"Today we're having a special meeting with the 'Ri-Uki' Clan." Robin said while appearing out of nowhere. "This will be a great way to train the new recruits."
"Uh, Ri-Uki Clan?" 'I've heard about these guys before. They're young, but they can match the Unlimited league strength-wise. Hope the training isn't like fighting them or something.' "So, where are they?"
Suddenly a flash of light, followed by a black hole in the middle of the room showed up. Six figures jumped from the hole and calmly introduced themselves.
"Hello, Robin. I am Rin." the dark-haired boy said. He held two pistols on his hips.
"Hiya. This is a cool place!" A girl with short blue hair remarked.
"This is one fine T.V. we got. Why can't we have one like this?" A blonde boy patted the big screen.
"Because we're never home." A guy with a sword with a sheath answered.
"And besides, you're paying for one." Another girl with slightly long brown hair giggled.
"If he is, I call first dibs!"
"Tae!! What the-you're Ri-Uki?!" Cyborg interrupted.
"Uh oh."
Cool, so that's that. And that. And that. Stop that. There's supposed to be a line break, but it's not working.
Okay, so having a sunday with nothing to do equals fast update. And just for fun and sheer boredom, let's do a bio on Ri-Uki off the top of my head [which is hair]
gate=flight, super strength, and the ability to fire a wave of energy of an element
Rin(lighting)
gender: guy
Weapons: Twin pistols
appearance: Dark hair, blue eyes.
Powers: Speed, gate
Rika (Earth)
gender: guy
Weapons: Light Melee Shield
appearance: Blonde hair, light blue eyes.
Powers: Barrier, gate
Misa(Wind)
gender: Female
Weapons: Cleric staff used as lance
appearance: Short brown hair, hazy eyes
Powers: Teleportation, gate, healing
Ikari(Darkness)
gender: male
Weapons: Katana Sword
appearance: jet-black hair, dark eyes
Powers: Telepathy, gate
Tae(Light)
gender: male
Weapons: twin swords held like daggers
appearance: sliver hair, ocean eyes
Powers: Jay Leno, gate [Seriously, Jay Leno. Wasn't gonna do Conan or Dave]
Ruri(Water)
gender: female
Weapons: Bow and arrow
appearance: Blue hair, light blue eyes
Powers: Healing, gate
Shall I continue this? Or that? or that? Stop that. The story, I mean.
