9/10/04

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Bottles Not Spun, Chapter 3

Suddenly, a big, gigantic, evil, fur coat rat crawled over Cordelia's foot! "OH MY FREAKING GAWD!" she yelled, interrupting whatever Wesley was saying.

"What is it chit?' asked Spike, AKA, Randy. "Rat!" she said, and shuddered. "Women" Spike rolled his eyes. Cordelia walked over to him. "Oh yeah, bleach, and what is that supposed to mean!" she demanded, hands on her hips, scowl on her pretty face.

Spike unconsciously backed away. "Sorry! Geeze!" he said.

"Are you both done?' asked Wesley, not liking that he was so rudely and dumbly interrupted. Both Cordelia and Spike nodded. "Very well. I suggest we explore. We know not who we are, so sticking together would seem best." Wesley said, polishing his glasses.

"Explore? What is exploring gonna help?" asked Cordelia. "Because, then we could find someone who could help us." Angel said. "Look around buddy, it's 11pm, no one is home!" she said, motioning with her hands and arms. "How do you know that?" Spike asked. "I know how to find out…" she said.

"Alright, show us your 'method', then" Angel said. Cordelia smirked.

"HELLLLPPPP!" she yelled at the top of her lungs. "Bloody hell woman!" Wesley said, hands over his ears. "What? I can't hear!" Spike said. "Randy?" Angel asked Spike, no response. "You made my boyfriend deaf!" Angel yelled.

"Nu-uh!" Cordelia said. "Uh-huh!" "No!" "Yes!" "NO!" "YES!" "I said NO!" "You made him deaf!" "NO I didn't!" "Yes you did!"…

Wesley groaned as the two bickered. "Will you shut up! He's not deaf!" Wesley yelled to heard over their screaming. "Oh, Sorry." Angel said. Cordelia smirked. "Told ya!" she sad.

"Then why isn't he hearing what we are saying?" asked Angel. "That!" Cordelia screeched. A big green scaly demon was staring Spike in the eyes, having some sort of hold over him…

"A recneck! They make their victims paralyzed, and then eat their brains!" Wesley said, astonished to have known that!

"How do you know that?' asked Cordelia. "I'm not sure…" Wesley thought. "How do we stop it? It' gonna hurt Randy!" Angel said. "Don't freak, Alex we'll just uh…" Cordelia motioned for Wesley to talk now.

"Chop off its head…" Wesley looked and saw a rare sword over in the corner. "Use that!" Wesley pointed. "Sounds good to me" Angel ran over and grabbed the sword. He ran to the demon, but was swatted away like a toy solider.

"Tuh, men, always think they can do everything on their own" Cordelia reached into her purse, and withdrew a can of something. "Hey, Green dude! Eat mace!" Cordelia sprayed the demon; it dropped its hold on Spike, and growled in pain. Angel took this opportunely to slice off its head.

"Bugger" Spike said, looking at the mess.

OK, I need suggestions! I don't know what to do next! Thanks for reading and you can review if ya want too! : )