CH1:WIZARD OF WEISS

Omi: Once upon a time there was a farm girl named Kenorthy.

Ken appears dressed in a Dorothy costume complete with a wig.

Ken: What the hell?

Omi: Whose farmhouse was sucked up.

Farfarfello: by a giant tornado made of flames..

Schuldich: In which it then landed in the land Oz.

Ken: Where am I?

Omi: Manx, who is dressed as Glenda the good witch appears in a puff of.

Farfarfello: in a puff of flames.

Manx: You are in Oz.

Ken: Manx???

Manx: I am no longer Manx I am now Manda the good witch.

Yohji: Omi, Nagi and other random people now appear dressed as munchkins.

Omi: Why do I have to be a munchkin.

Yohji: Cause your short.

Omi pouts as he goes back to where the others are.

Yohji: The munchkins.

Farfarfello: catch on fire and begin to burn!

Yohji: Ain't you suppose to be dead?

Farfarfello: not yet.

Yohji: the munchkins begin to cheer because the wicked Farfie of the east was dead cause.

Schuldich: A house made of cheese landed on him.

Omi, Nagi, and other random munchkins: Yeehaw the Farfie's dead! The evil Farfie's dead! LALALALALALALA!

Schuldich: This Story is becoming very disturbing.

Yohji: Manda goes over to the wicked Farfie's dead body and takes.

Schuldich: some girly red slippers from his feet.

Manx: Here put these on, Kenorthy.

Ken: No! No way! First I have to wear a stupid dress! Then a dumb wig! There is no way I'm gonna wear a stupid pair of girly red slippers! You can't make me! "He sticks his tongue out at them."

Manx: Put them on!

Ken: No!

Manx: Put on the shoes!

Ken: You can't make me!

Yohji: You will wear the damn shoes!

Ken: Never!

Yohji: Put them on!

Ken: No!

"attempts to run away only to be tackled to the ground by Yohji. Schuldich forces the slippers on."

Ken: I hate both of you. "pouts"

Schuldich: We love you too.

Yohji: As Kenorthy, the munchkins, and Manda skip down the yellow road.

Schuldich: Made of cheese.

Yohji: They are joined by a tin man, a cowardly lion, and a hot blonde guy.

Schuldich: You mean a scarecrow.

Yohji: You're a sick sick man. "looks at schu with a death glare."

Schuldich: I live to please.

Aya: Shi-ine!"is dressed as the tin man and is chasing the munchkins with his trusty katana."

Brad: Why am I dressed like this, Schu?." Appears as the cowardly lion."

Schuldich: It was the only part left.

Yohji: This is stupid! "appears in scarecrow costume."

Schuldich: The large group of people skipped down the road of cheese and began to sing.

Farfarfello: began to sing about Mass murder and destruction.

Schuldich: Aren't you suppose to be dead.

Aya: Shi-ine! "hits Farfarfello with katana as he runs by"

Farfarfello:@_@

Group: We're off to see.

Ken: Who are we going to see?

Yohji: the wizard.

Schuldich: ^laughs^ ^_^ appears dressed as the wicked with of the West"

Group: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!It's the wicked witch of the west!!!!!!!!

Schuldich: I'm not a witch! I'm a warlock! "Starts to pout"

Brad: You're a witch!

Schuldich: Warlock!

Brad: Witch!

Schuldich: Warlock!

Brad: I say you're a witch!

Schuldich: I'm a warlock!

Aya: Shi-ine! "jumps from behind some bushes and chases Schuldich with his katana"

Omi: this is stupid.

Yohji: I quit!

Nagi: You can't quit!

Yohji: Why not!

Nagi: We need a scarecrow!

Yohji: Schu can do it.

Nagi: No, he can't. He's the witch.

Schuldich: I'm not a witch! I'm a warlock!

Aya: Shi-ine! "Attempts to hit Schuldich with his katana only to go flying into a lake along with Schuldich because Yohji ^accidently^ tripped them"

Aya: Shi-ine "Jumps out of the water into the air, as he lands on the ground he starts to chase Yohji with his katana."

Schuldich" I'm melting.."he said as he got out of the water."

"The others just shrug their shoulders and continue on their way."

Group: We're of to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of Oz. because because.

Yohji: This is stupid! "he yells as he continues to run from a soaked Aya"

"Schuldich appears now dressed in his usual assassin outfit."

Schuldich: The merry little group finally reaches the end of the road made of cheese and finally meet the wizard.

Takatori: Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

Ken: He's the wizard!?

Schuldich: Dun dun dun.

Takatori: Of course I am,Moron!

Schuldich: Dun dun dun.

Brad: Will you stop that!

Schuldich: Dun dun dun.

Brad: Stop that now, or die!

Schuldich: Fine! Stupid stick up the ass! "Mumbles something in German"

Takatori: Mwahahahahahahahaha!

Aya: Shi-ine "Appears out of nowhere and kills Takatori."

Omi: He killed the wizard!

Schuldich: Dun dun dun.

Brad: I thought I told you to stop that. Stupid German."he looks at Schuldich with a death glare."

Schuldich: Make me! "Sticks out his tongue"

Brad: Stop acting like a child! "Chases Schuldich with a metal mallet."

Yohji: That's it! I quit!

Nagi: I'm going home.

Omi: Me too.

Everyone leaves except Schuldich since he is still running from Brad.

AUTHOR:PLEASE REVIEW.If you want to request a chapter,I'll be happy to do any requested parodies.Just tell me your request in a review.Next chapter is Snow Schu and the 6 Assassins.