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Omi:Once upon a time....

Ken:A beautiful young girl,called Snow Schu......

"In the background Schuldich is cursing in German as Yohji and Nagi try to get him to wear the Snow White costume"

Brad:once lived in a Mansion...

Farfarello:made out of bread and the torture chamber was made out of swiss cheese.

Omi:Uuuuummmm....right........

Ken:Her hair was long and red,

Nagi:her skin as fair as snow,

"Yohji drags Schuldich into the room,who is now dressed as Snow White."And her lips as red as rubies.

Schuldich:I hate you...."pouts"

Yohji:Revenge is sweet ^_^

Aya:....

Farfarello:Fairytales hurt God.

Brad:She lived in the mansion with....

Yohji:Takatori the man with stupid sideburns and with Schon the ex model.

Omi:Schon owned a magic mirror.

Schon:"stands in front of mirror"Mirror,mirror,on the wall,who's the sexiest of them all.

"Face of Masafumi appears in the mirror"

Masafumi:You are,Schon.

Omi:But each day Snow Schu became more beautiful.

Nagi:One day the mirror said....

Masafumi:Schon,your beauty is grand,by damn Schu's hot!"reaches through the mirror and gropes Schuldich"

Schuldich:Hentai!"takes Aya's katana and slices up the mirror"

Schon:WHAT! Snow Schu is sexier than me! BUT HOW! TOT! Take Snow Schu in the forest into the forest and kill her!"Laughs like witch hazel from the Bugs Bunny cartoons."

Brad:But Tot was too stupid to remember her orders so she just let Snow Schu go.

Aya:"mumbles something"

Yohji:Alone in the forest Snow Schu wandered around lost.

Schuldich:Damn....I'm lost...I knew I should have asked the silver haired kid with dog ears for directions....

Omi:She then saw a cabin in the meadow.

Schuldich:Food!"runs towards the cabin"

Nagi:She knocked on the door,but no one answered,so she went on in

Schuldich:"sees a pot of stew" FOOD! ^_^ "eats stew"

Ken:After eating she decided to lie down on one of the beds upstairs.

Schuldich:"Yawns"Me sleepy"lies down on bed"

LATER

Voices:Hi Ho Hi Ho its back to home we go! "Singing out of tune"

Nagi:When Snow Schu awoke she was surrounded by six men.

Schuldich:Who the hell?"looks at Yohji,Omi,Ken,Aya,Farfarello,and Nagi who are dressed like elves since the dwarf costumes wouldn't fit"

Omi:We are the six dwarf assassins....

Schuldich:....

Aya:.....

Schuldich:If you left me stay here,I'll cook,clean,and have sex with all of you ^_~ Omi:Just cook and clean...nothing else...

Brad:One day they told Snow Schu that the evil ex-model Schon knew where she was and not to talk to strangers.

Ken:One as the dwarf assassins left...

Dwarfs:Hi ho hi ho off to kill we go"leaves"

Omi:A strange woman came selling...

Farfie:Cheese!Swiss Cheese!

Omi:Why Swiss Cheese?

Farfie:Cuz Swiss cheese hurts God.

Omi:^^;;;

Schon:Cheese!I have yummy Swiss cheese for sell!"dressed as an old woman"

Nagi:Not listening to the dwarfs warnings Snow Schu went outside and tried dome of the swiss cheese that was...

Yohji:Laced with knockout drugs.

Aya:..."Mutters"

Ken:When the dwarf assassins came home they found a knocked out Snow Schu and couldn't wake her.

Nagi:as the put in a coffin a price rode towards them.

Brad:I refuse.

Trunks8:DO IT NOW!!!!!!!!OR DIE!!!!!MWAHHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!!

Brad:"glares""is dressed as prince"Who's she?

Omi:Told him what happened"

Farfie:Swiss cheese hurts God...and is EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nagi:^^;;; we fear she may never awaken.

Yohji:Prince Crawford went over to the casket. Brad:I can't believe I'm doing this..."lifts up Snow Schu and kisses her"

Schu:"opens eyes and tackles Brad kissing him"^_^

All leave minus Brad and Schu ^_~

Aya went to the castle to kill Takatori.

Author:Please Review.If you have a parody request tell me in a review. Happy Valentines Day ^_^