Author:Thanks to those who reviewed ^_^
Omi:Once upon a time....
Ken:A beautiful young girl,called Snow Schu......
"In the background Schuldich is cursing in German as Yohji and Nagi try to get him to wear the Snow White costume"
Brad:once lived in a Mansion...
Farfarello:made out of bread and the torture chamber was made out of swiss cheese.
Omi:Uuuuummmm....right........
Ken:Her hair was long and red,
Nagi:her skin as fair as snow,
"Yohji drags Schuldich into the room,who is now dressed as Snow White."And her lips as red as rubies.
Schuldich:I hate you...."pouts"
Yohji:Revenge is sweet ^_^
Aya:....
Farfarello:Fairytales hurt God.
Brad:She lived in the mansion with....
Yohji:Takatori the man with stupid sideburns and with Schon the ex model.
Omi:Schon owned a magic mirror.
Schon:"stands in front of mirror"Mirror,mirror,on the wall,who's the sexiest of them all.
"Face of Masafumi appears in the mirror"
Masafumi:You are,Schon.
Omi:But each day Snow Schu became more beautiful.
Nagi:One day the mirror said....
Masafumi:Schon,your beauty is grand,by damn Schu's hot!"reaches through the mirror and gropes Schuldich"
Schuldich:Hentai!"takes Aya's katana and slices up the mirror"
Schon:WHAT! Snow Schu is sexier than me! BUT HOW! TOT! Take Snow Schu in the forest into the forest and kill her!"Laughs like witch hazel from the Bugs Bunny cartoons."
Brad:But Tot was too stupid to remember her orders so she just let Snow Schu go.
Aya:"mumbles something"
Yohji:Alone in the forest Snow Schu wandered around lost.
Schuldich:Damn....I'm lost...I knew I should have asked the silver haired kid with dog ears for directions....
Omi:She then saw a cabin in the meadow.
Schuldich:Food!"runs towards the cabin"
Nagi:She knocked on the door,but no one answered,so she went on in
Schuldich:"sees a pot of stew" FOOD! ^_^ "eats stew"
Ken:After eating she decided to lie down on one of the beds upstairs.
Schuldich:"Yawns"Me sleepy"lies down on bed"
LATER
Voices:Hi Ho Hi Ho its back to home we go! "Singing out of tune"
Nagi:When Snow Schu awoke she was surrounded by six men.
Schuldich:Who the hell?"looks at Yohji,Omi,Ken,Aya,Farfarello,and Nagi who are dressed like elves since the dwarf costumes wouldn't fit"
Omi:We are the six dwarf assassins....
Schuldich:....
Aya:.....
Schuldich:If you left me stay here,I'll cook,clean,and have sex with all of you ^_~ Omi:Just cook and clean...nothing else...
Brad:One day they told Snow Schu that the evil ex-model Schon knew where she was and not to talk to strangers.
Ken:One as the dwarf assassins left...
Dwarfs:Hi ho hi ho off to kill we go"leaves"
Omi:A strange woman came selling...
Farfie:Cheese!Swiss Cheese!
Omi:Why Swiss Cheese?
Farfie:Cuz Swiss cheese hurts God.
Omi:^^;;;
Schon:Cheese!I have yummy Swiss cheese for sell!"dressed as an old woman"
Nagi:Not listening to the dwarfs warnings Snow Schu went outside and tried dome of the swiss cheese that was...
Yohji:Laced with knockout drugs.
Aya:..."Mutters"
Ken:When the dwarf assassins came home they found a knocked out Snow Schu and couldn't wake her.
Nagi:as the put in a coffin a price rode towards them.
Brad:I refuse.
Trunks8:DO IT NOW!!!!!!!!OR DIE!!!!!MWAHHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!!
Brad:"glares""is dressed as prince"Who's she?
Omi:Told him what happened"
Farfie:Swiss cheese hurts God...and is EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nagi:^^;;; we fear she may never awaken.
Yohji:Prince Crawford went over to the casket. Brad:I can't believe I'm doing this..."lifts up Snow Schu and kisses her"
Schu:"opens eyes and tackles Brad kissing him"^_^
All leave minus Brad and Schu ^_~
Aya went to the castle to kill Takatori.
Author:Please Review.If you have a parody request tell me in a review. Happy Valentines Day ^_^
Omi:Once upon a time....
Ken:A beautiful young girl,called Snow Schu......
"In the background Schuldich is cursing in German as Yohji and Nagi try to get him to wear the Snow White costume"
Brad:once lived in a Mansion...
Farfarello:made out of bread and the torture chamber was made out of swiss cheese.
Omi:Uuuuummmm....right........
Ken:Her hair was long and red,
Nagi:her skin as fair as snow,
"Yohji drags Schuldich into the room,who is now dressed as Snow White."And her lips as red as rubies.
Schuldich:I hate you...."pouts"
Yohji:Revenge is sweet ^_^
Aya:....
Farfarello:Fairytales hurt God.
Brad:She lived in the mansion with....
Yohji:Takatori the man with stupid sideburns and with Schon the ex model.
Omi:Schon owned a magic mirror.
Schon:"stands in front of mirror"Mirror,mirror,on the wall,who's the sexiest of them all.
"Face of Masafumi appears in the mirror"
Masafumi:You are,Schon.
Omi:But each day Snow Schu became more beautiful.
Nagi:One day the mirror said....
Masafumi:Schon,your beauty is grand,by damn Schu's hot!"reaches through the mirror and gropes Schuldich"
Schuldich:Hentai!"takes Aya's katana and slices up the mirror"
Schon:WHAT! Snow Schu is sexier than me! BUT HOW! TOT! Take Snow Schu in the forest into the forest and kill her!"Laughs like witch hazel from the Bugs Bunny cartoons."
Brad:But Tot was too stupid to remember her orders so she just let Snow Schu go.
Aya:"mumbles something"
Yohji:Alone in the forest Snow Schu wandered around lost.
Schuldich:Damn....I'm lost...I knew I should have asked the silver haired kid with dog ears for directions....
Omi:She then saw a cabin in the meadow.
Schuldich:Food!"runs towards the cabin"
Nagi:She knocked on the door,but no one answered,so she went on in
Schuldich:"sees a pot of stew" FOOD! ^_^ "eats stew"
Ken:After eating she decided to lie down on one of the beds upstairs.
Schuldich:"Yawns"Me sleepy"lies down on bed"
LATER
Voices:Hi Ho Hi Ho its back to home we go! "Singing out of tune"
Nagi:When Snow Schu awoke she was surrounded by six men.
Schuldich:Who the hell?"looks at Yohji,Omi,Ken,Aya,Farfarello,and Nagi who are dressed like elves since the dwarf costumes wouldn't fit"
Omi:We are the six dwarf assassins....
Schuldich:....
Aya:.....
Schuldich:If you left me stay here,I'll cook,clean,and have sex with all of you ^_~ Omi:Just cook and clean...nothing else...
Brad:One day they told Snow Schu that the evil ex-model Schon knew where she was and not to talk to strangers.
Ken:One as the dwarf assassins left...
Dwarfs:Hi ho hi ho off to kill we go"leaves"
Omi:A strange woman came selling...
Farfie:Cheese!Swiss Cheese!
Omi:Why Swiss Cheese?
Farfie:Cuz Swiss cheese hurts God.
Omi:^^;;;
Schon:Cheese!I have yummy Swiss cheese for sell!"dressed as an old woman"
Nagi:Not listening to the dwarfs warnings Snow Schu went outside and tried dome of the swiss cheese that was...
Yohji:Laced with knockout drugs.
Aya:..."Mutters"
Ken:When the dwarf assassins came home they found a knocked out Snow Schu and couldn't wake her.
Nagi:as the put in a coffin a price rode towards them.
Brad:I refuse.
Trunks8:DO IT NOW!!!!!!!!OR DIE!!!!!MWAHHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!!
Brad:"glares""is dressed as prince"Who's she?
Omi:Told him what happened"
Farfie:Swiss cheese hurts God...and is EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nagi:^^;;; we fear she may never awaken.
Yohji:Prince Crawford went over to the casket. Brad:I can't believe I'm doing this..."lifts up Snow Schu and kisses her"
Schu:"opens eyes and tackles Brad kissing him"^_^
All leave minus Brad and Schu ^_~
Aya went to the castle to kill Takatori.
Author:Please Review.If you have a parody request tell me in a review. Happy Valentines Day ^_^
