Author: thanks to those who have reviewed

Omi: Once upon a time in a faraway kingdom....

Farfarello: which was made of cheese!

Omi: ;;;; there lived an old geezer whose sideburns made he look like a koala and his lovely dau....

Schuldich: son!

Omi: his lovely daughter, Schuerella.

Schuldich:

Omi: Schuerella was a beautiful gi....

Schuldich: boy! "he yells as Ken and Yohji force him into a dress"

Omi: beautiful girl. Who had long red hair and emerald eyes.

"Takatori enters"

Omi: The father was an old geezer with koala sideburns....

Takatori: Hey!

Omi: He felt Schuerella needed a mother so he married a red-haired woman "pushes a glaring Aya, who is also wearing a dress, on stage" Who had two daughters. "Ken pushes both Farfie and Nagi, who are also in dresses, on stage." Their names were Nagastasia and Farzella. Mysteriously the old geezer died...

"Aya is seen cleaning a bloody katana."

Omi: One day a letter came.

Aya: ....."mutters something about an invitation to a ball."

Schuldich: That means I can go too

Aya: Whatever...but only if you finish your chores and have a suitable dress... "walks off"

Omi: Schuerella went up to her room and found a strange woman with a blue robe with a hood sitting on her bed.

Schuldich: Who the hell? "looks at Ken dressed as the Fairy Godmother"

Ken: I am your..."drumroll" Fairy GodKen!

Schuldich: ?? Fairy what?

Ken: Your Fairy GodKen!!!

Schuldich: uuummm.....right....

Ken: Now where's my magic bugnuks....

Schuldich: Magic bugnuks.... ??

Ken: Yep,good old magic bugnuks "pulls them out of thin air and puts them on his hands"

Schuldich: ??

Ken: What we need is...Salagadoola menchika boola,bibbidi bobbidi boo!!! Put em together and what have you got? Bibbidi bobbidi boo!!!!

Yohji:As he sang and danced magical sparkly stuff flew into some...

Farfarello:Swiss Cheese!!!!Swiss Cheese Hurts GOD!!!!!!

Yohji: ??

Omi: The cheese turns into a "drumroll" coach complete with a coachman,footman,and 4 horses"

Nagi:He then uses his magic bugnuks to turn Schuerella'a old dress into a beautiful ball gown.

Ken: Don't forget to be home by midnight! "waves as the coach drives away"

Yohji:When Schuerella arrived at the ball,Prince Crawford was really bored.

Brad: Damn...this is boring as hell...

Yohji: Nagastasia and Farzella had just been introduced to him.He then caught sight of Schuerella across the ballroom.

Brad: Why...me...."mumbles to himself"

Trunks8:Go before I make you give Takatori a lap dance!!!

Brad:: stupid author.....

Omi:Anyways, back to the story,the Prince walked over to her.

Brad: "moves to kiss Schuerella's hand"

Schuldich: "Decides to tackle him to the floor instead."

Brad: GET THE HELL OFF OF ME!!!!!!!THAT'S NOT IN THE SCRIPT!!!!

Schuldich:It is now "kisses him"

Brad:"Pushes him off"

Nagi: The Prince then asks her to dance,together the swirled off across the ballroom.

Omi: He never left Schuerella's side. "due to the fact that Schu handcuffed Brad to him" and they danced every dance together.

Clock: DING DONG!!!

Schu: Damn..."unlocks the handcuffs and runs off"

Brad: Good riddens...

Trunks8:

Brad: I mean...WAIT!!COMEBACK!!!!

Yohji:Schuerella hurried down the palace steps only to trip and lose one of her glass slippers.

Schuldich: Oh,screw it. "He said as he ran off again."

Omi: The next day the grand duke came to see whose foot would fit into the glass slipper.

Ken: After Nagastasia and Farzella tried to squeeze their big stinky feet into the poor shoe...Schuerella tried it on.

Omi: It was a perfect fit. The duke then took her to the palace and the prince was overjoyed to see her again.

Brad: Damn....he's back....

Schuldich: Braddie!!!!! "tackles him to the floor"

Brad: Get Off!!!!!!! "is trying to pry Schuldich off with a crowbar...."

Trunks8: The next day Prince Crawford and Schuerella got married and lived happily ever after.

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