1. Elinor:
Hello, caller, you have reached the current residence of Miss Elinor Dashwood. My apologies over not having been able to receive your call, but if you would please leave your name, number, the time you called, and a brief message after the tone, and I assure you I shall return your call shortly. Good day! doooonnnneeee
2. Marianne:
Oh, hello! Is it not a beautiful day?! Well, it is raining, I suppose, but is rain just not perfect? I am most likely visiting with Willoughby or playing the pianoforte, which I am quite good at. Have you ever heard me play? Well, leave your name, and number, and a poetic message after the beep and if you are Willoughby, I shall return your call immediately, but if not, don't expect to hear from me for at least a week. Thank you! Good-bye! beep
3. Edward:
Ah, hello. S-so sorry I missed your call; I am most likely out... somewhere. Well... just leave the necessary information after the beep and on my honor I will try my hardest to get back to you.... beep
4. Mrs. Jennings:
Oh, hello there! I am sure I am sorry I missed your call, because you probably had some social tidbits you wanted to share with me, and you know how much I love to know what 'tis going on with our young folk! Leave your name and number, and if it is not too horrible, leave that little tidbit you so desperately wanted to share with me and I will get back too you as soon as possible! Have a nice day!
5. Lady Middleton:
I am not here, because I am with my precious, angelic children, and I probably do not even want to talk to you anyway. If it is of a dire nature, I suppose you can leave a message, but there is no guarantee I shall get back to you. beep
