Summary: What happens when two demons, two Gundam fighters, and two demon girls come together under one roof? Read to find out!
Wolfegurl: Before we get to the story, I must tell you this. This is a joint story I am writing along with Soccer C.C. I came up with the story and I write a few lines, but I must give her most of the credit for writing the story.
Soccer C.C: Thank you!!
Wolfegurl: Okay, cat demon, will you do the disclaimer?"
Soccer C.C.: We do not own G Gundam, and since this is a bit of a crossover fic, we do not own Inuyasha either. We do own. Isabelle, Daniella, and Raymond (No relation to the one in the show. He's our super-butler!).
Wolfegurl: Thank you, now on with the fic.
Double Trouble
'Dear Diary, my sister and I are now in way over our heads. We don't know what to do. I know it's confusing, so I'll start with the beginning...'
'It all started on a peaceful day. My sister and I were just lounging around, enjoying the peace...'
"I love this quiet."
"It's lovely. No men bothering us..."
Just as she said that, the doorbell rang.
"Isabelle, you get it."
The door flew open and before us stood Domon, Chibodee, Inuyasha, and Sesshoumaru. Isabelle and Daniella had just made the worst mistake of their lives. They let their four boyfriends in their house at that same time.
"Isabelle, why did you open the door?"
"Me? You're the one that let World War III in here!"
Then they dove at each other and began to mutilate each other. As they did, Raymond grabbed four chairs and had the boys sit down.
"Cool! Ringside seats!"
"Go Daniella!"
"Go Isabelle!"
Both glare at each other and then they took to the floor in a blood match. The ones who were left over were Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha. (Bad, BAD combination)
"They're acting like stubborn hanyous."
"Yeah, I mean, Hey! Come here and say that, Fluffenstein."
Yet again, World War III erupted and Raymond was sitting on the couch watching the wrestling matches while eating popcorn.
"Jolly good, everyone is as happy as an oyster."
Then Daniella stuck her head out of the scramble.
"That's clam, Raymond. Say it with me. C-L-A-M. Jeez."
"Very sorry, Miss Daniella."
"Quiet already, Human Torpedo."
"What?"
"Never mind."
Then she turns the tables on Isabelle and puts her in a headlock. Of course, she got out and then they went back and forth. In the battle between Domon and Chibodee, Domon had Chibodee's hair and was threatening to cut it off. Chibodee was crying to Isabelle to help. Of course, Inuyasha had pulled out Tetsusaiga and Sesshoumaru had Toukijin. It was a stalemate so far. (What else is new?) It wasn't until we heard a mutilating scream did we stop wrestling.
"HE CUT ME HAIR! BANDANA BOY MUTILATED MY GORGEOUS HAIR!!"
"Put a sock in it, Crocket. We're all tired of your whining. Jeez. (She turns to Isabelle) How the hell can you like this insane person? Better yet, how do you even know him?"
"Ah, by pure fate!"
"All you people make me sick."
"Oh Daniella, Chibodee scratched my arm."
She runs over to Domon and Inuyasha is quite mad. Isabelle is in shock.
"Now who's making who sick, Daniella?"
"I don't care. He's my "buddy."
"You are a sad, confusing person, Daniella," said Isabelle.
"Guess where I got it from, sis."
Okay, they had both had enough. Their aura flames were around them and the boys dropped what they were doing and ran to hide under the couch.
"This isn't World War III; this is Pearl Harbor all over again!"
"More like the atomic bomb droppings!"
"Either way, we're gonna die."
"Well, it's been nice knowing ya fellas."
They al shake each other's hands.
"Goodbye cruel world!"
"Shut your trap, Crocket. You're such a pansy."
Chibodee bursts into tears.
"I rest my case. Now quit cryin' and be a man! If that's even possible."
Then there was an explosion and the force sent all five guys flying up the chimney. They flew all the way out and popped out one at a time. First, Chibodee flew out the top and he had a pen and paper in hand and he was scribbling something. (He was writing his will or a letter to his mom.) Sesshoumaru popped out next and he was sitting Indian-style with his eyes calmly shut. (Chibodee was thinking how he could POSSIBLY meditate at a time like this.) Domon popped out next and he also was calm and had a sweat drop coming from his head.
"Women."
Then Inuyasha popped out and he was trying to stop himself by grabbing Domon's cape. Last but not least, Raymond blew up the chimney and he had crossed his legs. He flew up in the air, drinking tea. (Typical) Then the tea flew out of the cup. And went down the chimney.
"Oh dear, I seem to have lost my tea. Um, Master Sesshoumaru?"
Sesshoumaru looked at his head.
"Um, Raymond, I think I found your tea."
"Jolly good. Can you bring it up here?"
"Um..."
Then they all fell at the bottom of the chimney and they were all covered in soot. It was quite a hilarious sight. Daniella and Isabelle dropped their auras.
"Man, I'm hungry. Want to get something to eat?"
"Yeah, sure."
Then they put their arms around each other's shoulders. The boys just stared at them with bug eyes.
"What was that?"
"Are we in hell yet?"
All heads turned to Chibodee.
"Yes Chibodee, you can consider this hell."
"Really?"
"Yeah, and then pigs will fly and cows will say "Got milk?"
"Oh, very funny, Fluffers."
"WOULD YOU PEOPLE KNOCK IT OFF WITH THE FLUFFY JOKES?!!"
"Aw look at little Fluffkins. Isn't he adorable?"
Then a loud explosion could be heard coming from the chimney. Daniella and Isabelle rushed out with tea cups in their hands.
"Alright, who started World War III?"
Everyone pointed to Sesshoumaru.
"Sesshoumaru? B-but this is something Chibodee would pull!"
"Hey!"
"Um, speaking of Sesshoumaru, Master Sesshoumaru, can I have my tea back now?"
That was the last straw. Sesshoumaru lost his cool and blew up a mile high. This time, everyone flew up the chimney again.
"When will they ever learn?
"Never. Hey, want to get some ice cream downtown?"
"Sure."
To be continued...
Wolfegurl: I hope you like the story so far. Please review if you like it and want us to continue!
Soccer C.C.: And remember! If you give us flames, we'll sick Daniella and Isabelle on you!
