(A/N: Alright, so this one doesn't rhyme... but not all poems need to rhyme.
:P This one I wrote after I heard the "Star Trekking Across the Universe"
song. I decided right then and there that I had to spoof it, and wrote this
in about 20 minutes in a very boring math class. If you've heard the song
you know how the tune and rhythm goes... if not, have fun reading it anyway.
:P So now I proudly present... "Star Trekking Across the Milky Way".)

Star Trekking across the Milky Way!
Serving aboard Voyager under Captain Janeway!
Star Trekking across the Milky Way!
Stuck in quadrant Delta, we want Alpha today!

Please don't call our captain "ma'am",
Captain "ma'am",
Captain "ma'am",
Please don't call our captain "ma'am",
When she's had no coffee.

Star Trekking across the Milky Way!
Serving aboard Voyager under Captain Janeway!
Star Trekking across the Milky Way!
Stuck in quadrant Delta, we want Alpha today!

One mistake screwed us all,
Screwed us all,
Screwed us all,
One mistake screwed us all,
Fix it, Captain, PLEASE!

Star Trekking across the Milky Way!
Serving aboard Voyager under Captain Janeway!
Star Trekking across the Milky Way!
Stuck in quadrant Delta, we want Alpha today!

Look at all the new species,
New species,
New species,
Look at all the new species,
They opened fire; SHIT!

Star Trekking across the Milky Way!
Serving aboard Voyager under Captain Janeway!
Star Trekking across the Milky Way!
Stuck in quadrant Delta, we want Alpha today!

Let's get away in slipstream,
In slipstream,
In slipstream,
Let's get away in slipstream,
Crap, it just broke.

Star Trekking across the Milky Way!
Serving aboard Voyager under Captain Janeway!
Star Trekking across the Milky Way!
Stuck in quadrant Delta, we want Alpha today!

Now we'll have to punch right through,
Punch right through,
Punch right through,
Now we'll have to punch right through,
EXCITING SPACE BATTLE!

Star Trekking across the Milky Way!
Serving aboard Voyager under Captain Janeway!
Star Trekking across the Milky Way!
Stuck in quadrant Delta, we want Alpha today!

The shields are down, but we'll prevail,
We'll prevail,
We'll prevail,
The shields are down, but we'll prevail,
Whoops, a hull breach!

Star Trekking across the Milky Way!
Serving aboard Voyager under Captain Janeway!
Star Trekking across the Milky Way!
Stuck in quadrant Delta, we want Alpha today!

Janeway's phaser rifle's here!
Rifle's here!
Rifle's here!
Janeway's phaser rifle's here!
Those aliens are toast.

Star Trekking across the Milky Way!
Serving aboard Voyager under Captain Janeway!
Star Trekking across the Milky Way!
Stuck in quadrant Delta, we want Alpha today!

The battle's won and we're all safe,
We're all safe,
We're all safe,
The battle's won and we're all safe,
Just wait 'till next week...

Star Trekking across the Milky Way!
Serving aboard Voyager under Captain Janeway!
Star Trekking across the Milky Way!
Stuck in quadrant Delta, we want Alpha today!