A/n: But if you lose the devil gets your SOUL! Hermph sorry. Anyway here is my favorite 'older' country song., Kenshin-ified. I bring you, the Wolf went down to the Dojo!
Wolf went down to the dojo
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The Wolf went down to the dojo
He was looking for a fight that lasts
He was in a bind out of his mind
Looking for a man to ask
When he came across the battousai
Washing laundry that was hot
The wolf busted through the frickin' wall
Said 'Himura, lemme tell ya what!"
"I guess you already know it
but I'm a fighter too
and if you care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you
You put up a pretty good fight 'Tousai
But give the wolf his due
I'll bet this gold knife against your life
Cause I think I'm better than you"
Ken said, "I'm not the battousai
And gambling is a sin
But I'll take your bet
Your gonna regret cause I'm the best there's ever been"
Kenshin pick up your blade and swing it mighty hard
Cause the packs been let loose in Tokyo and
The Wolf deals the cards
And if you win you'll get the shiny sharpened golden knife
But if you lose the Wolf' will take your LIIIIFE!
The Wolf drew his blade and said "Let's start this show"
And Chi flew from every pore as he leaned back like a bow
He ran his fingers down the blade and it made an evil 'hyoo'
Then he leaped out and started with his number one Gatotsu!
(Sounds of swords clanging, Ken and Saitou fight accompanied by fiddle music)
When the two fighters finished Ken said "Your pretty good old chum
But stand right in that spot right there
Let me show ya how it's done!"
(Ken assumes the battoujutsu stance as he does it the following plays)
Fire in his eyes run boys run
You've angered the Bakumetsu's son
Sword in the sheath gonna bringit out fast
If you're living it wont last!
(Batojutsu connects)
As Saitou flew across the ground he knew that he'd been beat
The knife skipped across the ground landed at Kenshins feet
He said "Wolf you come on back if you ever wanna try again
I done told you once you sonofabitch I'm the best there's ever been!"
(Kenshin walks away as the following plays)
Fire in his eyes run boys run
You've angered the Bakumetsu's son
Sword in the sheath gonna bringit out fast
If you're living it wont last!
