Ze Newlyweds game
Chapter 2: And let ze games BEGIIIIIN!!!!!
Hi we're back dudes. Read it. Eat it. Love it. Feel it. Get high on it.
Disclaimer: We still don't own Wolf's Rain! FREAKS. Don't you understand that? I don't see why we even gotta' put this, I mean... people should understand this.
Sakura: dances to Japan-a-Radio BELIEVE ME!!! WHAT'S THERE TO SEE, LALALALALAA!!!
Midori: Uh huh.
Sakura: This is a good song. Shut up.
Midori: Let's bring in the characters AGAIN!! And we'll explain the game and crap. YAY! Ohhhhh Hiiiigeeee!!!! What'd you bring for me todaaaaay?!
the newlyweds fly to the studio
Midori: ....why can't III fly? ;.;
Sakura: Coz' you're a dork. -.-
Midori: No! I'm stupid. There's a difference ya know.
Hige: We know.
Everyone: -nods heads-
Midori: -sniff sniff- YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO AGREE WITH ME!!!!!
Hige: Well I decided not to bring anything today, becuase of the chaos yesterday. o.0
Blue: -shift eyes- -hides something behind her back-
Midori: What is that I saw you hide behind your back?!?!?!?!?! :D
Blue: YEEP! NOTHING!!!! YOU SAW NOTHING!!!!
Sakura: I think I did!!!!!! HAND EM OVER!!!!!! NO FOOD ON THE SET!!!!
Blue: WHAT?! What about the cookies Hige had yesterday?!
Sakura: That's different! You know I love Hige!! And plus, I love soft baked cookies!
Hige: :D
Midori: -sniffs the air- YOU BROUGHT LITTLE BITES BROWNIES!!!! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Blue: o.o NO! Of course not, I don't eat fattening foods!!!
Sakura: -.-;;;;; That's crazy! And not true!
Blue:... yes it is.
Cher:....
Hubb:....
Sakura: You guys are way too plain.
Cher:... :o
Hubb:...:o
Sakura: Freaks.
Cheza: This one is a shit.
Everyone:... O.o;;;;;
Tsume: Is that supposed to make sense?
Cheza:This one is a shit FACE.
Midori: THATS MUCH BETTER!!! And it makes fun of you MORE!!!
Sakura: Yeah I'll go along with that.
Midori: -jumps on Blue randomly- GIMME' YOUR BROWNIES!!!!
Blue: -gets pummeled to the ground by this phsyco-
Midori: AAA HA!!! I found them!!! -quickly opens the box and stuffs her face-
Kiba: -stares at Midori and turns his head in disgust-
Midori: Come on Kiba! Get in the mood of the moment!!!
Kiba: No I feel like sitting here.
Midori: OKAY! Well lets get started. First I will explain the game.
Toboe: It isn't THAT hard to figure out what we have to do.
Midori: Yes but you know people. Some of them our just so stupid! Well anyways, Ze Newlyweds game is basicly questions concerning how much the couple knows about each other. Now the rules are, 1) No fighting if your lover doesn't get the question right. 2) Do NOT try and change your score, by doing this you will lose 30 points. 3) Try to have fun with it! Okay point system works like this, every question answered correctly gets 10 points, every question answered wrong loses 5 points, if you don't answer the question then you lose 15 points. Lets start.
Kiba: I do not feel like answering questions when I know that I know EVERYTHING about Cheza!
Midori: Now its the time to test!
Cheza: This one is a shit face.
Sakura: I agree.
Cher:....
Hubb:....
Midori: They are just so boring.
Sakura: I know, SO TOTALLY!!!
Tsume: -rips off his leather vest and laso's in the air- YEEE HAWWWW!!!
Toboe: -drools-
Tsume: Random moment. -sits down and puts back on his leather jaket- Wipe that spit off your chin you perv.
Toboe: -obeys his orders still open-mouthed.-
Midori: What happen to the brownies??
Hige: I don't know....................
Midori: Those are BLUE'S!!! So why dun you give um back!
Hige: I DON'T HAVE UM!!! STOP ACCUSING ME OF EVRYTHING!!!
Blue: Chill Hige.
Hige: CHILL??? CHILL??? THATS WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO AFTER SHE STOLE ALL OF MY COOKIES YESTERDAY!!!
Toboe: And I thought GIRLS get worked up over stupid stuff...
Midori: Jeez, I am SORRY, didn't know it would OFFEND you so much. Just havin' a bit of fun!
Tsume: Yeah, just a bit of fun. Don't get so angry at her for eating cookies!
Cher:....
Hubb:....
Midori: In a time like this you just have to be so BLAND!!!
Sakura: You know I really think they don't really LISTEN to anything we say.
Hige: -glares at Midori-
Midori: Okay you are getting way to worked up for something thats is passed us now!
Hige: It might be past you but I am not over the fact that you are skinny and gobbled up the WHOLE box of cookies and look at me!!! I may not be FAT but I am not as SKINNY as you!!! I know guys should be fater then girls but It isn't fair!!! Everytime I eat junk food I get bigger and bigger when all you do is NOTHING!!!!
Midori: Is THAT what this is about!!! Oh Hige! You arn't FAT!!! Just a bit chubbie!
Toboe: I don't understand.
Hige: AND YOU NEVER WILL, CHIBI!!!
Toboe: FINE, I just won't butt in anymore.
Blue: Does this REALLY have to turn into a fat show?
Hige: IT ISN'T A FAT SHOW!!! AND BESIDES I AM NOT FAT!!!
Sakura: YOU AREN'T FAT AT ALL HIGE!!! YOU'RE FLOOFEH!
Hige: Is that supposed to be a compliment??
Sakura: OF COURSE IT IS!!!! You're a big floofeh teddy bear!!!! -glomps Hige-
Blue: Okay... hold your boat. You are spazzing out. It isn't Midori's fault you feel fat when seeing her. So don't hold this over HER head.
Hige: I guess I am over-reacting a bit.
Everyone: A BIT???
Hige: Okay ALOT, don't pressure me. Sorry Midori, I shouldn't blame this on you. BUT I STILL BLAME YOU FOR EATING MY COOKIES!!!
Tsume: Okay, that was an educational moment... sorta?
Cher:...
Hubb:...
Sakura: Okay, CHER AND HUBB GET A BIT MORE CHEERIER!!!
Midori: Okay lets start the questions.
Sakura: Question 1 is for Cheza. What does Kiba's name mean?
Cheza: This one thinks it means wonderful ass.
Kiba: WHAT?!?!?!?! I know I have a good buttox, but you know that isn't right!!!
Midori: EHEHEHEHEH! No interfering with the question.
Sakura: And I am sorry that was VERY funy but, sorry to say not correct!
Midori: XD... wonderful ass...XD!!!
Sakura: Okay KibaCheza have -5 points. Now... Kiba... what is Cheza's favorite foreign vegetable?
Kiba: -blink- I didn't think she ate vegetables... I mean... she IS one.
Cheza: Then this one is a shit face?
Sakura: YYyyyyup. Kiba, how could you love this girl!?!?!?!!?
Kiba: CHEZA!!!!!!!!
Sakura:.... I have the strangest feeling that this already happened before.....
Cheza: This one loves Kiba's shit!!!!!!!!!!!
Kiba: I know you do, sweetie!
Midori:..... okay do you know it or not?!
Kiba:.... tuna?
Sakura: .... o.o;;;;; That's what Cheza wrote down.... so uhh... you guys have 5 points! Though tuna's.... not really of the vegetable group....
Audience: -golf clap-
Hige: -randomly jumps into the audeience and separtes their hands and claps them together-like a symbol monkey-
Blue: You are such a sexist jerk!
Hige: WHAT!!!??? I love women!!! How could you not?
Blue: -begins to sob- I wanna' banana..... ;.;
Midori: Sorry no bananas today. But I did bring CANTALOUPE!
Blue: What is cataloupe?
Midori: Noun
1. A variety of melon (Cucumis melo var. reticulatus) having a tan rind with netlike ridges and a sweet fragrant orange flesh. 2. Any of several other related or similar melons.
Etymology
French cantaloup, perhaps from Italian cantalupo (from Cantalupoa former papal villa near Rome), or from Cantaloupa village of southern France.
Everyone: o.o;;;;;
Midori: I'M A WALKIN', TALKIN', BREATHIN' DICTIONARY!!!!
Hige: You're a sexist.
Midori: WTF is with this sexist thing?!
Sakura: Blue started it.
Blue: When? STOP YELLING AT ME!!!!! -sobs again-
Sakura: Episode 21, remember?!?!
Blue: ... oh yeah. But I meant what I said!!!!!
Hige: ;.; WHAT?! WHATCHYOU SAY ABOUT ME IN EPISODE 21; BATTLES RED GLARE?!
Blue: Nothing!!!!!! Stop harrassing me!!!!
Hige: WTF are you talking about?!
Midori: You know, when you were talking to Cheza, Blue!!! You even said her scent was cool.
Blue: -hisses- SHHHHSHHHHHHHHHHHH NO I DIDN"T!!!
Hige: WHAT'?! IS BLUE IN LOVE WITH CHEZA!!!!
Cheza: -giggles- No, of course not Hige! This one is an ass, remember?
Hige:........
Sakura: This is fuh-in confusing okay BACK TO OUR GAME SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now our next question is for.... -looks at notecard- Ohhh great. Hige. -.-
Hige: w00t!
Blue: Bananas are good.
Midori: I know! But cantaloupes are good too.... and it's spelled funny.
Sakura: Okay, whatever dudes. The question is... what will you find Blue doing most often?
Hige: Hm...... probably.... just sulkin' around... hm..... uhhhh.... screaming at me for being a "pervert".....
Blue: Ah!!!! Hige! -gasp- HOW DARE YOU!!!
Hige: WHAT?! You were just calling me a sexist... ;.;
Blue: THAT'S IT!!!!! IT'S OVER, HIGE!!!
Midori: Pickles n' Cream handy holder!!!
Toboe: MIDORI!!! How coul you say that at a time like this?!
Midori: I hate that thing.... I mean, it should hold more things..... besides just a pickles... a cucumber... and maybe an icecream bar. I mean, that's it! They aren't even good foods, I mean icecream's good, but... cucumbers are just plain.... don't taste like nothin'.... and pickles are just stupid....
Everyone: Uhhhhhhhhhh........
Sakura: That was really random. Anyways. -looks down at notecard- Time for local on the 8s!! In the latest news, Blue and Hige of Wolf's Rain... have experiences a horrible breakup! Back to you Tom.
Toboe (in newscaster outfit): Yes indeed, Sakura, VERY dissapointing. Oh! Just in! We have footage of the breakup itself! Roll it, Sakura!
Sakura: Very well, Tom.
(Sakura: Okay, whatever dudes. The question is... what will you find Blue doing most often?
Hige: Hm...... probably.... just sulkin' around... hm..... uhhhh.... screaming at me for being a "pervert".....
Blue: Ah!!!! Hige! -gasp- HOW DARE YOU!!!
Hige: WHAT?! You were just calling me a sexist... ;.;
Blue: THAT'S IT!!!!! IT'S OVER, HIGE!!!
Midori: Pickles n' Cream handy ho-)
Sakura: What a terrible breakup! And today, we have Blue with us... on the air!
Midori: Blue, you're on the air in 5, 4, 3, 2... 1!
Sakura: Now Blue, are you absolutely POSITIVE you REALLY want to do this?
Blue: YES, HE'S SUCH A SEXIST PERVERT! WHY WOULD I WANT TO GO OUT WITH SOMEONE WHO GAWKS AT WOMEN!!!!
Hige: -from background- BLUUUUEEE!!!! I LOOOVE YOU!!!
Blue: -tears up- Awwwwwwww!!! How- -freezes-
Midori: Excuse me folks, technical problems! One moment please!
Toboe: What?! She was just about to get back together with him again! She might change her mind by the time the show's back on!!!
Midori: Tom, settle your boot. OOH! Okay, we're back on in 5... 4.... 3... 2... ONE! -points at Blue-
Blue: -comes out of freezeframe- SWEEET!!! I love you, Hige!!! :D
Tsume: -.- Enough with this lovey dovey crap. I thought this was the newlyweds show. Not the news.
Sakura: Shut up, it was ON MY NOTECARDS and the notecard NEVER LIES!
Blue: HIGE! WHEN WE GET HOME... I WANNA' BAKE SOME BREAD!!!!
Hige: And we can build a house by the ocean shore! And we can get a dog! And maybe someday, we can have kids! A girl would be nice!
Midori: Uhhhhh......
Cher:...
Hubb:...
Sakura: You're right, ....
Midori: What a total rip off of that Hubb/Cher moment. I mean, you can't just steal their words!
Blue: WHAT?! That was forged material? I thought you really cared, Hige! IT'S OVER!!!
Sakura: OH. MY. EFFING. GOD.
Hige: Honey, I shrunk the kids!
Blue: Kids? What kids?
Hige: Ya know... this kids that I shrunk! The nano, mini, tiny, minute kids!
Blue: Seriously. We don't have kids.
Hige: -wonders- Then what'd I shrink...?
Blue: My God, Hige! You shrunk something. OMG. You're such a sexist....
Cheza: This one is a shit face.
Midori: OMG WHERE'S MY CANTALOUPE?!
Hige: Oh yeaaaaah, THAT'S what a shrunk.... you know, it really DID have a resemblance to me....
Midori: Wait. Ya need the floofeh hair!
Hige: It DID have floofeh hair.
Sakura: The CANTALOUPE?
Hige: Yes.
Sakura: I think you're even more phsyco than Blue over there.
Blue:-is huddled up in a corner rocking back and forth, sucking her thumb-
Hige: Oh honey, get up from there!
Blue: STOP YELLING AT ME!!! -sobs and sucks on her thumb like a pasephire- -hums the Harry Potter theme-
Hige: Honey.... I've been doing some thinkin' about this and honey... are you pregnant?
Blue: -stops humming- No. Where'd you get that idea?! Pervert! UH!
Hige: .....
Sakura: OKAY, HIGE YOU'RE WRONG!!
Hige: What?
Sakura: You're wrong.
Hige: What?
Sakura: YOU'RE WRONG!
Hige: What? I can't be wrong, I'm Hige!
Sakura: HIGE! YOU'RE WRONG!
Hige: What?! About what?!
Sakura: THE QUESTION!!
Hige: What? What was it?
Sakura: What will you most likely find Blue doing!!!!!!!!!?????
Hige: Ohhhhh, I know this one that's easy! Taking her pottery classes!
-ding ding ding!!!!-
Midori: ...TOO BAD YOU ALREADY GOT IT WRONG!!!!
Hige: Oh come on!!!!!
Sakura: Whatever, you guys have -5 points now. Next question is for BLUE!!!!
Blue: -shivers- Oh no....
Midori: How would Hige describe himself in one word?
Blue: Uhhhhhm...... hot?
Hige: -starts to cry- YOU REALLY THINK I'M HOT?!?!!?
Blue: No I think you think I think your hot.
Hige:.... huh? So.... you DO think think I'm hot?
Blue: Wait. No! No! I think... I think you think I'm... wait.... no, I think you're hot!
Hige: REALLY?!
Blue: NO!!!!!! I think you think you think think think hot you!!
Everyone: WHAT!?!?!?!
Blue: Okay. I think. You think. That you are hot.
Hige: Okay.... so does that still mean you think I'm hot?
Blue: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!! YOU think you're hot! I don't think your hot!
Hige: Hell yeah, I'm hot.
Blue: So I got the question right?
Hige: No. I wrote down floofeh, but I think you're answer's so much better. Just give it to her.
Sakura: Fine, whatever. 5 points for Hige and Blue then. O.o;;;
Midori: NYAAAA!!!! You're family's more important than your friends NYAAAAAA!!! NYAA NYAA NYAAAA!!! NYAAAAA-
Blue: Is she having a seizure?
Sakura: I dunno'...
Hige: That's not true, I like my friends better... and my girlfriend! :D
Blue: That's gay.
Hige: I know I am.
Sakura: No you're not.
Hige: I know.
Midori: NYAA!!! NYAAAAAAAAA!!!!! You have to spend time with your family, not Sakura she's not the whole world!!!! NYAAA!!!
Sakura: Does that mean your off the show?! :D
Midori: NEH!!!!!
Sakura: .... WHATEVER. Okay, next questions are for Tsume N' Toboe! :D
Tsume: .... grrr... -rapper pose-
Sakura: -laughs- I LOVE THAT POSE!!!! XD!!!!!
Tsume: Grrrrr.
Toboe: YAY!!! w00t!!!
Sakura: w4t 1z w1t 4ll th1z l337?
Toboe: 1tz zp3ct4cul4r!!!!!!
Sakura: Okay, whatever. Question is... Toboe.... what is Tsume's favorite kind of cheese?
Toboe: Ahhhh... the cheese... I believe it's swiss!!!!
Tsume: HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS MUCH ABOUT ME?!!?!? I NEVER TOLD YOU!!! -points an accusing finger at Toboe- STALKER!!!!!
Toboe: :D I know I am!
Everyone: o.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Midori: Okay, now..... Tsume... what is Toboe's favorite color?
Tsume: .... hm.... -looks at Toboe's shirt- uhhhh.... pink?
Sakura: VERY close, but not the right answer.
Toboe: -holds up piece of paper with writing that says: CORAL!- See! My shirt is ACTUALLY coral, not pink! Boys don't wear pink, silly!!! -giggles girlishly-
Tsume: Hey, I was close enough!!!!
Sakura: Okay, so everyone's tied right now with 5 points.
Midori: -in English accent- Ello, poppit!!!
Sakura: You're done.
Midori: -looks in a magical closey yhat suddenly appears on stage- I know your in here, poppit... -throws open closet doors and barfs in it-... hey what's up?
-Hubb and Cher are revealed from the closet, pausing from a little kiss they like to call "making out"-
Hubb(covered in barf):...
Cher(covered in barf ALSO):...
Sakura: OMFG, YOU GET COVERED IN MIDORI'S PUKE AND YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO SAY!?!?!!?
Hubb:...
Cher:...
Sakura: MY GOD!!! I'm not even gonna' BOTHER asking those two questions. I'll just give em the free points!!!!! o.O
Hubb:...
Cher:...
Sakura: GRRRRRR!!!!!
Kiba: As I didn't feel the need to talk during these crazy moments... now I speak.
Sakura: Good for you.
Midori: You suck.
Everyone: GASP!!!!!
Cheza: This one loves shit!
Kiba: My shit?
Cheza: Yes.
Kiba: :D
Sakura: KIBA'S SMILING!!! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE COVER!!!!!!
-everyone hides in the barf-infested closet-
Kiba: .... you'd rather hide in a puke filled closet than stay with ME?
Midori: -comes out of closet- THAT'S MY CUE!!!! -clings onto Kiba's neck-
Kiba: -choke- EWWWWW!!!!!!!! -throws her into the audience- PUKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Midori: -flying into the audience- CATCH ME!!!!!!
Audience: -moves clear out of her way-
Midori: ... uh oh. -hits ground- OUCH. X.X
Hige: -runs out of the closet, soaked with Midori's puke- FINALLY!!!! IS SHE DEAD?!??!?!
Sakura: I dunno, go check. And if she is.... it won't ruin the show or anything....
Hige: -runs into the audience to see if Midori's dead and checks her pulse- OMG I THINK SHE IS!!! NO PULSE!!! w00t!!!! PAAAAARTAAAAY!!!!!!
Midori: -rolls onto back- -.- You do realize you just squeezed my ass, don't you?
Hige: -turns to Blue- Eheh... heheh... heh.... heheh... hi Blue! :D... heh!
Blue: YOU SEXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Midori: I think you're misinterpreting the true meaning of sexist!
Blue: -turns to Midori- And what would it mean?
Midori: sexist:
Noun
1. Discrimination based on gender, especially discrimination against women. 2. Attitudes, conditions, or behaviors that promote stereotyping of social roles based on gender.
Other forms
sex'ist adj.n.
Blue: Grrrrrrr.... and he DOES discriminate women!!!!
Hige: HOW SO?!
Blue: BY HARRASSING THEM!!!!!!!
Hige: Oh come on!!!
Blue: -chases him around the studio-
Hige: AHHHH!!! BANANAAAA!!!!
Midori: COPYRIGHT INFRAGMENT!!!.... AGAIN!!! -starts dancing- COME ON FHQWHGADS SAY COME ON FHQWHGADS!!!!! EVERYBODY TO THE LIMIT, THE CHEAT IS TO THE LIMIT EVERYBODY COME ON FHQWHGADS!!!!!
Sakura:.... okay... we gotta' go take Midori home!!!!!
-everyone freezes-
Everyone: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hige: w00t! w00t!!! Butt dance, butt dance... -shakes bootay-
Blue: -does disco-
Kiba: -rocks back and forth on his fit-
Cheza: -does the funky chicken-
Hubb:...
Cher:...
Sakura: Oh we REALLY gotta' go... I'LL BE BACK!!! Though Midori won't till next time.... SO BE GOOD!!!
-Sakura and Midori leave-
Hige:....PAAAAARTAAAAAAY!!!!!!!
-everyone parties forever and ever... well.... until next time-
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Scores
Kiba&Cheza: 5
Hige&Blue: 5
Tsume&Toboe: 5
Hubb&Cher: 10
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Cheza: onceagainanycopyrighttedmaterialwemayhaveusedduringthemakingofthisficdonotbelongtomidoriandsakura...andthisoneisanass...andashitface.goodbye.
