Disclaimer: My first Love Hina fic. I don't own the series or any of the
characters,
if I did the series would probably suck. This is an Self Insertion so I do
own myself. This takes place after Book 5. Everybody got it? Good.
One other thing something happened and I accidently posted a chapter from
another fic instead, I got everything sorted out now. Here is the REAL
first chapter of A New Roomate (I hope).
{ } Expresses thought.
A New Roomate?
(Scene starts with a 19 year old kid who is soon to be a sophomore in college.)
Lee: (Just finished reading Book 5 of Love Hina.) Damn, a young male landlord with five attractive young females.kind of like a cross between Tenchi Muyo and Charlie Brown(A.N.: You all can figure out why.) *sigh* I envy the bastard in this book. (Was deep in thought when a blue energy gate hovered over the manga, but when Lee closed the book the gate disappeared.) Ha, no trans-dimensional gateway is going o pull me into another dimension where anime and manga characters exist.again. (He goes to the bathroom for a few minutes. Meanwhile the manga opened itself up and gate reappeared. Lee returned to the bathroom and closed the door to his room only to find a blue energy hand emerging from the gate.)
Lee: Oh shit! (The hand grabbed him by his face, the kid couldn't break free and he was getting pulled in fast despite how powerful the kid was, so he created a Body Double.) (A.N.: Yes, the kid has superpowers.I was trying to be original.) Lee 2 you know what to do!
Lee 2: Yes, should I follow you later?
Lee: Just get the dimensional link up! (Got pulled in, the manga closed and the gate disappeared. There was nothing Lee could do, but admire the scenary in the vortex, while guessing where this gate will take him.)
********
(Meanwhile in a certain three story dormitory a certain dork went to call a girl he likes down for breakfast. He peeps in from that hole that links his room to her, only to accidently see her ass.)
Keitaro: Naru, it's time for.oh no.
Naru: OH NO IS RIGHT PERVERT!!! (Kicks him through the roof and Keitaro falls 50 ft., through every tree branch and hits the ground on his back.)
Keitaro: This just isn't my day.
Haruka: (Appears out of nowhere) You do realize that it hasn't been your day since you came to Hinata House. You need to stop walking in on Naru and/or Motoko or you might whined up dead.
Keitaro: I know that.
Haruka: If you know that then, oh I don't know, KNOCK FIRST!!!
Keitaro: {Duh.}
Haruka: Don't you have breakfast to eat?
Keitaro: Oh crap I forgot! (Runs back to the dorm.)
Haruka: {Poor little hopeless fool.}
*******
Shinobu: Hey, where's Sempai and Motoko?
Naru: That pervert is.(Keitaro rushes into the Dining Hall.)
Keitaro: I'm (pants) back.
Naru: That was fast. Usually it would take you awhile to get back.
Keitaro: I'm getting used to the whole "Team Rocket Blastoff Bit" .
Su: (Already finished eating) Are you guys gonna eat your food?
Everyone Minus the absent Motoko and Sarah: YES!
Su: Oh.
Kitsune: (Half drunk) Hey, where is Motoko anyway?
Shinobu: Didn't I ask that question earlier?
Su: She has been practicing a lot lately so I think she is relaxing right now.
Keitaro: How very odd in some ways.
*******
(A warp-gate appears and Lee fell out of it, the gate closed and the kid fell half way into the spa, but stopped himself by sticking his tail into the ceiling.)
Lee: {Damn, I ended up in what looks like a Boiler Room with a Hot Spring in it. {Wait isn't that a little bit unorthodoxed?} ( He blew his concentration so his tail retracted and he fell into hot water.) {Shit it's so hot in here!} (Spots an opening and swims towards it.)
********
Motoko: (Bathing in the spring in her room.) Ahhhh, this is so relaxing, I could stay in here all day. (Lee surfaced with his back to Motoko)
Lee: Okay, that was odd.
Motoko: Who are you and what are you doing in my room (reaches for her sword)?!
Lee: Your room? Looks more like a Japanese museum.. besides I think your room is linked to the Boiler Room. (A.N.: Book 4)
Motoko: You're gonna die you bastard (unsheaths her sword)!
Lee: Fuck (gets out of the hot spring and heads for the door)!
Motoko: Boulder Cutting Slash (destroys the door after Lee phased through it)!
Lee: (Phased through the wall) That is a STUPID name for an attack (phases back through the same wall)! (Both of them ran down stairs and Lee drew his sword from the scabbard on his back.)
Motoko: DIE YOU BASTARD (leaps and uses an Overhead Strike only it was intercepted by Lee's sword)!!!
Lee: I don't wanna hurt you.
Motoko: Too bad, because the penalty for seeing me naked is "Death!"
Lee: I didn't see you naked..hey explain how you changed into your Hakama so fast?
Motoko: Shut up (pulls away and then she looked at her opponent's sword)! What of sword is that?
Lee: It's just a big sword for a big guy like me. (A.N.: Lee's sword is a magical medieval sword that's powered by his own life. It's as big as him, but it is not a Zambatoh or any kind of Japanese sword.)
Motoko: It's not the size of the sword.
Lee: It's how you use it I know. a lot of opponents I faced told me the same thing and they're all dead now.
Motoko: The bigger the sword.
Lee: The easier they can nail you (charged and slashed Motoko's stomach at lightening fast speed.)!
Motoko: {Damn, he's faster than I thought.}
Lee: What's your next saying "The bigger they are the harder they fall?" Trust me on this, just give it up woman. I don't want to.
Motoko: Shut up you weak bastard (That pissed Lee off)!
Lee: What did you say (getting angry)?
Motoko: You're just a big weakling just like someone else I know.
Lee: (Thinks back of all the times he was teased him for being tall and skinny.) Weak, weak, WEAK (Completely pissed off, sheaths his sword and dares Motoko to charge at him.)?!!
Motoko: Foolish boy (charges at him) Motoko Sla..WHAT (discovers that Lee caught the blade with his right hand right before the sword made contact with his body)?! Oh no!
Lee: (Has a scary look in his eyes that would scare anyone.) Call me weak little girl (looks down at the shorter girl)? You're the one (shoves the butt of her sword into her chest) WHO IS WEAK (pulls the sword towards him and socks Motoko with a monstrous left hook that would put Naru to shame sending Motoko flying into the Landlord's room where the rest of the residents are.
Everyone: (sees Motoko busting through the door, bounce off the table and into the wall nearly destroying it.) MOTOKO!!!
Motoko: (groans in pain while struggling to get up) My god he's strong when he's pissed.
Keitaro: Whose him.who did this?!
Shinobu: Look (points to a 6'8'' Black guy who is extremely pissed with glowing red eyes)!
Naru: Boy is he mad.
Su: Heyo (tried to jump kick Lee, but he caught her in midair)!
Lee: Everybody say hooooo!
Su: Hoooaaaah (was thrown into the bookshelf)!
Naru: Hey, that wasn't nice (advances towards the big man)!
Lee: Shut up.
Naru: No, now you got two choices: Either you apologize and leave, or I knock you out!
Lee: If those are my only two choices then.( looks away for a second and then punches Naru so hard she flew out of the dorm and disappeared from sight.) Hope she's ready for a Round the World Tour, but don't worry she will land on the front walkway.
Keitaro: Why are you here?
Lee: I'll explain everything, but first I want a piece of that Sword Slinging Bitch who called me weak.
Keitaro: Heh, welcome to my world.
Motoko: (standing up) You want me? Fine!
Lee: What is your name?
Motoko: Motoko Aoyama.
Lee: Okay (points his sword at Motoko) Motoko Aoyama my name is Lee and I challenge you to a duel to the death!
Motoko: I accept now let's go!
Lee: Not yet, unlike you I don't enjoy causing property damage while fighting. Let's take this out front.
To Be Continued
I decided to cut off here for suspense purposes. Send reviews or flames I don't really care. I would like to thank OmegaDragon for his story "Switched Lives", that story inspired me to write this as well get up the nerv to post this. As well as asking the question "What does fu mean?" (I would like to know that too.) I would also like to thank Barthoze for my first review. (It helped me fix my errors.)
A New Roomate?
(Scene starts with a 19 year old kid who is soon to be a sophomore in college.)
Lee: (Just finished reading Book 5 of Love Hina.) Damn, a young male landlord with five attractive young females.kind of like a cross between Tenchi Muyo and Charlie Brown(A.N.: You all can figure out why.) *sigh* I envy the bastard in this book. (Was deep in thought when a blue energy gate hovered over the manga, but when Lee closed the book the gate disappeared.) Ha, no trans-dimensional gateway is going o pull me into another dimension where anime and manga characters exist.again. (He goes to the bathroom for a few minutes. Meanwhile the manga opened itself up and gate reappeared. Lee returned to the bathroom and closed the door to his room only to find a blue energy hand emerging from the gate.)
Lee: Oh shit! (The hand grabbed him by his face, the kid couldn't break free and he was getting pulled in fast despite how powerful the kid was, so he created a Body Double.) (A.N.: Yes, the kid has superpowers.I was trying to be original.) Lee 2 you know what to do!
Lee 2: Yes, should I follow you later?
Lee: Just get the dimensional link up! (Got pulled in, the manga closed and the gate disappeared. There was nothing Lee could do, but admire the scenary in the vortex, while guessing where this gate will take him.)
********
(Meanwhile in a certain three story dormitory a certain dork went to call a girl he likes down for breakfast. He peeps in from that hole that links his room to her, only to accidently see her ass.)
Keitaro: Naru, it's time for.oh no.
Naru: OH NO IS RIGHT PERVERT!!! (Kicks him through the roof and Keitaro falls 50 ft., through every tree branch and hits the ground on his back.)
Keitaro: This just isn't my day.
Haruka: (Appears out of nowhere) You do realize that it hasn't been your day since you came to Hinata House. You need to stop walking in on Naru and/or Motoko or you might whined up dead.
Keitaro: I know that.
Haruka: If you know that then, oh I don't know, KNOCK FIRST!!!
Keitaro: {Duh.}
Haruka: Don't you have breakfast to eat?
Keitaro: Oh crap I forgot! (Runs back to the dorm.)
Haruka: {Poor little hopeless fool.}
*******
Shinobu: Hey, where's Sempai and Motoko?
Naru: That pervert is.(Keitaro rushes into the Dining Hall.)
Keitaro: I'm (pants) back.
Naru: That was fast. Usually it would take you awhile to get back.
Keitaro: I'm getting used to the whole "Team Rocket Blastoff Bit" .
Su: (Already finished eating) Are you guys gonna eat your food?
Everyone Minus the absent Motoko and Sarah: YES!
Su: Oh.
Kitsune: (Half drunk) Hey, where is Motoko anyway?
Shinobu: Didn't I ask that question earlier?
Su: She has been practicing a lot lately so I think she is relaxing right now.
Keitaro: How very odd in some ways.
*******
(A warp-gate appears and Lee fell out of it, the gate closed and the kid fell half way into the spa, but stopped himself by sticking his tail into the ceiling.)
Lee: {Damn, I ended up in what looks like a Boiler Room with a Hot Spring in it. {Wait isn't that a little bit unorthodoxed?} ( He blew his concentration so his tail retracted and he fell into hot water.) {Shit it's so hot in here!} (Spots an opening and swims towards it.)
********
Motoko: (Bathing in the spring in her room.) Ahhhh, this is so relaxing, I could stay in here all day. (Lee surfaced with his back to Motoko)
Lee: Okay, that was odd.
Motoko: Who are you and what are you doing in my room (reaches for her sword)?!
Lee: Your room? Looks more like a Japanese museum.. besides I think your room is linked to the Boiler Room. (A.N.: Book 4)
Motoko: You're gonna die you bastard (unsheaths her sword)!
Lee: Fuck (gets out of the hot spring and heads for the door)!
Motoko: Boulder Cutting Slash (destroys the door after Lee phased through it)!
Lee: (Phased through the wall) That is a STUPID name for an attack (phases back through the same wall)! (Both of them ran down stairs and Lee drew his sword from the scabbard on his back.)
Motoko: DIE YOU BASTARD (leaps and uses an Overhead Strike only it was intercepted by Lee's sword)!!!
Lee: I don't wanna hurt you.
Motoko: Too bad, because the penalty for seeing me naked is "Death!"
Lee: I didn't see you naked..hey explain how you changed into your Hakama so fast?
Motoko: Shut up (pulls away and then she looked at her opponent's sword)! What of sword is that?
Lee: It's just a big sword for a big guy like me. (A.N.: Lee's sword is a magical medieval sword that's powered by his own life. It's as big as him, but it is not a Zambatoh or any kind of Japanese sword.)
Motoko: It's not the size of the sword.
Lee: It's how you use it I know. a lot of opponents I faced told me the same thing and they're all dead now.
Motoko: The bigger the sword.
Lee: The easier they can nail you (charged and slashed Motoko's stomach at lightening fast speed.)!
Motoko: {Damn, he's faster than I thought.}
Lee: What's your next saying "The bigger they are the harder they fall?" Trust me on this, just give it up woman. I don't want to.
Motoko: Shut up you weak bastard (That pissed Lee off)!
Lee: What did you say (getting angry)?
Motoko: You're just a big weakling just like someone else I know.
Lee: (Thinks back of all the times he was teased him for being tall and skinny.) Weak, weak, WEAK (Completely pissed off, sheaths his sword and dares Motoko to charge at him.)?!!
Motoko: Foolish boy (charges at him) Motoko Sla..WHAT (discovers that Lee caught the blade with his right hand right before the sword made contact with his body)?! Oh no!
Lee: (Has a scary look in his eyes that would scare anyone.) Call me weak little girl (looks down at the shorter girl)? You're the one (shoves the butt of her sword into her chest) WHO IS WEAK (pulls the sword towards him and socks Motoko with a monstrous left hook that would put Naru to shame sending Motoko flying into the Landlord's room where the rest of the residents are.
Everyone: (sees Motoko busting through the door, bounce off the table and into the wall nearly destroying it.) MOTOKO!!!
Motoko: (groans in pain while struggling to get up) My god he's strong when he's pissed.
Keitaro: Whose him.who did this?!
Shinobu: Look (points to a 6'8'' Black guy who is extremely pissed with glowing red eyes)!
Naru: Boy is he mad.
Su: Heyo (tried to jump kick Lee, but he caught her in midair)!
Lee: Everybody say hooooo!
Su: Hoooaaaah (was thrown into the bookshelf)!
Naru: Hey, that wasn't nice (advances towards the big man)!
Lee: Shut up.
Naru: No, now you got two choices: Either you apologize and leave, or I knock you out!
Lee: If those are my only two choices then.( looks away for a second and then punches Naru so hard she flew out of the dorm and disappeared from sight.) Hope she's ready for a Round the World Tour, but don't worry she will land on the front walkway.
Keitaro: Why are you here?
Lee: I'll explain everything, but first I want a piece of that Sword Slinging Bitch who called me weak.
Keitaro: Heh, welcome to my world.
Motoko: (standing up) You want me? Fine!
Lee: What is your name?
Motoko: Motoko Aoyama.
Lee: Okay (points his sword at Motoko) Motoko Aoyama my name is Lee and I challenge you to a duel to the death!
Motoko: I accept now let's go!
Lee: Not yet, unlike you I don't enjoy causing property damage while fighting. Let's take this out front.
To Be Continued
I decided to cut off here for suspense purposes. Send reviews or flames I don't really care. I would like to thank OmegaDragon for his story "Switched Lives", that story inspired me to write this as well get up the nerv to post this. As well as asking the question "What does fu mean?" (I would like to know that too.) I would also like to thank Barthoze for my first review. (It helped me fix my errors.)
