Yo, yo, yo, I'm back again. College has been a bitch that's why posting this stuff is taking so long. Disclaimer: I don't own Love Hina otherwise it would probably suck shit. I don't any of the characters in this fic, except myself. Now let's start this thing.

The Long-Ass Explaination

Lee: (while walking towards Hinata House while carrying the unconscious Motoko with the others in tow) I will explain everything though this story won't be easy for you all to understand.

Keitaro: Just explain to us how you got here were not idiots.

Lee: Alright, I came from a dimension where all of you are anime/manga characters created by a man with a kick-ass imagination(A.N.: You all should know who I'm talking about.).

Naru: (Sarcastic) Yeah, and what's the name of this so called anime/manga that we are fictional characters in hmmm?

Lee:..I'll tell you later. Now don't interrupt me!

Kitsune: (Getting turned on) Oooh, a feisty guy we have here.

Everyone: THIS IS NO TIME FOR YOU TO GET HORNY!!!

Keitaro: Can we move along with the story?

Lee: Sure (runs into the door frame face first and everyone giggles while Lee ducks and enters the dorm). Very funny..well anyway I was reading a Love Hina Manga Volume 5 when a blue dimensional gateway appeared. Kitsune: What did you say the name of the manga was and was it the one that involves us?

Lee: "Love Hina" and yes.

Su: Is "Love Hina" a food?

Lee: You're kidding right I just said what it was just a few seconds ago.

Shinobu: Su is always like that.

Kitsune: Moving right along, you got pulled into the gate into our dimension.

Lee:That's the most of it.

Shinobu: Did the rest of the story involve you landing in the hot spring in the Boiler Room that connected to.wherever Motoko was, saw her naked, and she freaked out as always, thus starting the whole conflict between you two?

Lee: Yes, but I had my back to her so I didn't see her in the nude. {Damn!}

Naru: Yeah right.

Lee: (hits Naru with a mallet) I didn't ask for your input.

Keitaro: Hey kid.

Lee: Yes?

Keitaro: We're outside Motoko's room.

Lee: ( Looks at the door with Motoko's name on it) Oh, so we are.

Naru: Did you even notice that we walked up a bunch of stairs?

Lee: Uuuuuhhhhh, no (everyone stairs at him). What? (silence) Is there something on my face?

Su: No, we just thought of something funny involving you and Motoko.

Lee: (stairs at Su deadpanned) Let's just the bitch into her futon so I can heal the physical damage I inflicted on her (everyone enters the room and Lee rams his face into the door fame again, after that Lee set Motoko on her futon). Now I can start the healing process (opens his hands in the swordwoman's direction and she glowed a white color for 3 minutes, then the glowing ended).

Naru: That's it?

Lee: Yeah, what did you expect a romance to go with it?

Naru: No.

Lee: Then shut up, oh and the kendo-girl probably won't wake up for another 3 minutes.

Shinobu: She's waking up now.

Motoko: (just woke up) Huh..what.h-how did I get here?

Keitaro: He carried you (points to Lee).

Motoko: Why are my cuts gone?

Naru: He healed you with some weird power I might add (points to Lee).

Su: He also rammed his head into the door fame!

Lee: (getting annoyed) {One would think the author would omit that part.} (Author speaks telepathically to Lee) {Remember you are based off of me except for the powers, spiritual possessions, and transformations, I made those up. Another thing since you are based off of me and I'm 6'8'' that means YOU ARE TOO NOW QUIT COMPLAINING!!!}

Motoko: Oh, I guess you want me to thank you (blushes while trying to keep her composure).

Lee: That would be nice since I could have left you to die.

Motoko: Well, thank you.

Lee: You're welcome.

Shinobu: (Looks up at Lee) Uh, excuse me?

Lee: What is it?

Shinobu: What are you gonna do now? Lee: I don't know, usually when I get warped into another dimension I have never been to I set up a link between my dimension and the one I was pulled into, but since I was being pulled into the gateway so fast I only had time to set up a body double to live out my life as me until he can track me down set up another gateway leading home.

Keitaro: A Body-double (looking dubious)?

Lee: An real image of myself, it can walk, talk, and fight like me and it shares my interests. Su: He's a genius.

Lee: Yep, even as we speak Lee 2 is trying tirelessly to find this dimension and set up a strong link so I can go home even though I kinda don't want to ( makes a dramatic pose)!

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Lee 2: (Watching .hack//sign) Damn, now I see why Lee loves this show so much.

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Kitsune: You're boned aren't you?

Lee: Royally..anyway this place is nice. If I stayed here for a while I won't have superpowered wackos and bounty hunters tracking me down trying to kill me.

Naru: {Oh no, nonononononono!}

Lee: (point at the floor and a big red and black colored duffle bag appeared.) Can I stay with you guys?

Naru: No, no,no,no! The last thing we need is another man living here and I'm sure everyone will agree with me. (Gets a bunch of blank stares) Goddammit!

Lee: It's not like I want to, well actually I do, but the main reason is that I don't know anyone besides you guys, plus without that link I can't leave this dimension and I have nowhere else to go.

Motoko: Normally I would be against it, but you did sort of saved my life.

Su: I think you're funny!

Lee: {That's because I hit my head twice.}

Shinobu: Just another person to appreciate my cooking (smiles).

Kitsune: If I get a hold of Keitaro I can always get a hold of you (reaches down Lee's shorts).

Lee: (Electricutes Kitsune causing her to faint) Don't do that again. Naru: I guess if it's okay with them, then it's okay with me, but don't do anything..

Lee: Perverted? When it comes down to it we're all perverted. Besides perverted is a mean way of saying hormonal..unless you're 13 and you have an interests in little kid ewwww (shudders).

Kitsune: Looks like we got an intelligent guy this time.

Lee: I thought you passed out.

Keitaro: I guess you're gonna room with me.

Lee: Cool, oh don't worry about an extra futon, I'll just use my powers to make my tail pop out, stick it in the ceiling, and sleep upside down like a Bat

Sarah: (shows up out of nowhere) Hey what's going on? I've been asleep, but I heard loud noises all morning. (Looks way up at Lee) Hey, how did Shaq get in here?

Lee: Whose the Smart-ass Shrimp with the backwards hat?

Sarah: Don't call me Shrimp!

Lee: Okay...Runt.

Sarah: Don't call me Runt either!

Lee: Alright, alright, Midget.

Sarah: STOP!!

Lee: Fine, Little Person.

Sarah: Uuuuurggggghhhhh!!!

Lee: Nice attitude and I'm not being sarcastic. {With her help I could pull off some decent pranks.} Oh my god I forgot to introduce myself. If I am going to stay here then I should at least get to know who you all are. I can't believe that I got so hung up on the conversations and healing Motoko after kicking her pretty ass that I forgot something as fundamental as that.

Naru: You also forgot to off your basketball shoes.

Lee: Oh yeah, but in my defense we had an emergency.

Naru: I won't even try to argue with that. {Wouldn't want Motoko to take his side on this issue.}

Lee: Okay, two of you I know by name so could everyone else tell who you all are.

Su: I'm Su nice to meet you, wanna banana?

Lee: Uh, sure (throws a banana into his mouth). {What's with this girl and food?}

Shinobu: I'm Shinobu, how do you do (bows).

Lee: I'm fine thank you.

Kitsune: I am Mitsune Konno, but everyone calls me Kitsune.

Lee: Cool. {Hey, doesn't Kitsune mean Fox?}

Sarah: Yo, I'm Sarah and I am from America.

Lee: I am also from America, don't worry in my dimension there isn't much of a difference.

Sarah: What?

Keitaro: Explain later.

Naru: ( Talks like Talking Tina from the Twilight Zone) I'm Naru Narusegawa and I will be watching you.

Lee: So many bounty hunters have said that.and they're dead. {This bitch must be the acting leader of the girls of this dorm. At least she is good looking, but I will still make her life hell.}

Keitaro: You already met me and Motoko.

Tama-chan: (flies into the room.) Myuh.

Keitaro: This is Tama-chan.

Lee: I am Lee.I won't say my last name.

Keitaro: Well, I guess from here on out.

All the dorm residents: WELCOME TO HINATA HOUSE!!!

To be Continued

Well that's it for now. Hope you all enjoyed it, if not, sorry to waste your time. Review if you wish. See you all later.