What's up everyone? It's been a few weeks since my last chapter (if anyone was reading this unorthodoxed fic ). I passed out of my math class so I should have more free time now.

Disclaimer: I don't own Love Hina if I did..aww you know by now. I don't know own the characters except the self-insert, got it? Good. I also don't own any songs by Junior Senior though I do own a copy of the CD. This chapter involves seven shorts spannning the first seven days that Lee spent with the Hinata residents. Later I will put in "Antics" short at the end of the remaining chapters. Most of those may or may not have anything to do with the main story.

Daily Antics

Antics 1:

Motoko: YOU BASTARD!!!

Lee: (Being chased by Motoko) I'm sorry I accidently saw you naked!

Motoko: That's not good enough!

Lee: You should be proud of your body it's beautiful!

Motoko: (Blushes for five seconds and then gets mad.) Shut up! Boulder Cutting Blade (Lee dodges the attack)!

Lee: Is that the best you got?

Motoko: I'll show you!

Lee: ( Spots Keitaro) Keitaro, take the fall (Jumps over him)!

Keitaro: What the hell?

Motoko: Hundred Profusion Strike (Ki blasts Keitaro through the roof)! (Stops) I feel a lot better now.

Lee: Why, because you caused pain to an innocent bystander?

Motoko: (Turns around to find Lee right behind her) Moto...(Get punched in the stomach and is out cold)

Lee: (Disappointed) Try harder.

Antics 2:

(Lee and Sarah are putting duct tape on all of the other girl's doors while they were sleeping.)

Sarah: Lee?

Lee: What is it?

Sarah: What is the point of this prank?

Lee: You know when people really, really have to use the toilet they do the "Pee Pee Dance"?

Sarah: Oh, I get it (smiles demonically).

Lee: (Duct tapes Su's door) That's the last one. (Both pranksters hear Naru groaning)

Sarah: Those are the most disturbing noises I have ever heard.

Lee: It's coming from the bathroom so either Naru is masturbating or taking a major shit.(smiles demoncally) I'm so glad I set L-Cam 1 in the bathroom.

Sarah: Eww, you're sick!

Lee: Don't you remember, we rigged the toilet with a Cherry Bomb that was set to go off when someone takes a shit in the toilet.

Sarah: Oh yeah (Both of them laugh). (They go to the bathroom)

Sarah: (Knocks on the door) Naru are you using the crapper?

Naru: Yes, Sarah I am.

Lee: (Starts duct taping the door while Sarah ducts tapes the bottom crack of the door) {I'm gonna love this.} (Two minutes later)

Naru: Finally I'm done (flushes the toilet). (Beep, beep, beep) What's that noise? (Beeeeeeeeeeep) *BOOM* (Naru screams as the cherry bomb detonates sending a lot of dirty water through the roof with Naru on it.) Sarah and Lee: That was so cool (highfives each other, of course Lee had to pick up Sarah for that to work, while all the other girls are trying to open their doors, but can't.)

Motoko: What trickery is this?

Su: What's going on?

Shinobu: I..I'm locked in!

Kitsune: I can't get this door open.

All the trapped girls: AND I REALLY NEED TO GO!!! ( Lee and Sarah are laughing manically)

Lee: This is rich!

Sarah: Yeah, thanks for planning this prank.

Lee: You're welcome. Hey, what did you do to Keitaro anyway?

Sarah: I taped his ass-cheeks together.

Lee: Like on "The Breakfast Club".

Keitaro: (From his room) Ooooooooooowwwwwww!

Sarah: (laughs) Oh my god.

Lee: Oh shit (laughs).

Motoko: Boulder Cutting Blade! (Breaks the door down)

Sarah: Oh shit we gotta get.

Lee: On it. ( Grabs Sarah and latches onto the ceiling like a ninja) (Motoko broke everyone out.)

Kitsune: Who the hell would do this?

Motoko: I can name one person. Everyone who got punk'd: LEE!

Shinobu: (Notices the door buldging) Uh guys? There is something wrong with the door.

Keitaro: Let me take care of this, I am the Landlord after all. (Opens the door and all the toilet water comes flooding out)

Everyone who got punk'd: Looks like the Hinata Residents just washed out!

Lee: That lined sucked.

Sarah: Pokemon rip off.

(Outside)

Naru: (Barely concious) What a morning.

Antics: 3

(Naru hears loud music blasting from Kitsune's room.)

Naru: What the hell is going on in there? (Opens the door and the music was so loud she flew through three rooms and out the window.)

Kitsune: (Try to yell over the Junior Senior CD) THIS IS COOL!

Lee: I KNOW! (CD ends)

Kitsune: I like the Move Your Feet track.

Lee: (starts singing the chorus) "Everybody I want to see and feel united oooooh."

Kitsune: (Follows suit) "Everybody I want to see and feel united ooooh."

(A.N.: I don't know if I got the lyrics right. The quotes are there because I don't want to be accused of plagarisim)

Naru: Et tu Kitsune?

(A.N.: Et tu is Roman for you too.)

Antics: 4

(Keitaro wakes up to hear a tape recording of Lee (TRL))

TRL: Hello Keitaro, today is Evaluation Day.

Keitaro: What the hell?

TRL: Today, I'm going to talk about value, do you have any?

Keitaro: Yes.

TRL: NO BECAUSE YOU'RE A PUSSY!!!

Keitaro: (pissed) What?!

TRL: You heard me.

Keitaro: No I'm not!

TRL: Yes you are and everyone in all of Hinata knows it.

Keitaro: {Dammit, he has a point there.}

TRL: Don't worry, when I'm done with you, Su, Sarah, Naru, and Motoko won't beat you up as much.

Keitaro: Well that might be good.

TRL: Now, there is a big surprise behind you, reach for it without looking.

Keitaro: (Does so but he feels something familiar)

Naru: ( Gets pissed and punches Keitaro sending him into another room) PERVERT!!! (Leaves the room)

(Lee teleports into the room after Naru left)

Lee: (Laughing) {Watching Keitaro get his ass kicked will never get old.}

Antics: 5

(Motoko is on the dorm roof practicing chops or whatever)

Lee: (Watching Motoko from behind) {Is that what kendo students practice? It looks likes she's doing "the Chop", which gives me an idea.} (Opens his Clarinet case, assembles the instrument and starts playing the "Indian Chant")

Motoko: ( Entranced by the accelerating rhythim synchonizes with her slashes) {Where did this music come from? It's so hypnotic.must be sosmething evil!}

Lee: {Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, this is easy.wait a minute Motoko is sharper than this.} (Stops playing and catches a knife that was aimed at his clarinet)

Motoko: I had a feeling that the evil music came from you.

Lee: (annoyed) Are you calling my clarinet playing evil?!

Motoko: (smiles) Evil people do evil deeds.

Lee: (clarinet disappears and Lee shoved his fist into his palm) Lets go. (Both of them got into a fighting stance)

Motoko: I'm making the first move this time, (charges) Hundred Profusion Strike! (Lee drops a smoke bomb and disappeared from view.)

Lee: I'm here stupid! ( Elbows Motoko in the back)

Motoko: (Holds her back in pain) Y-y-y.

Lee: I know I know "You bastard" you would say that to any man who could kick your ass or compliment you on anything. What are you a dyke or something?

Motoko: Uuuurrrrrggggghhhh!!

Lee: (Nonchalant) By the way there's a turtle on your head. (Motoko looks up to find Tama on her head)

Tama-chan: Myuh.

Motoko: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH, GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAY!!!! (Runs around flailing her sword for a minute before Lee clotheslines her knocking her out.)

Tama-chan: Myuh!

Lee: I agree, she's afraid of turtles..that's not normal, oh that reminds me I got to feed Shelby! (A.N.: In case you don't remember or don't know, Shelby is Lee's Desert Tortoise, but unlike Tama, Shelby is normal.) Catch you later Sexy Kendo Bitch whose Afraid of Turtles. (Walks off with Tama flying after him.)

(A.N.: I'm so mean.)

Antics: 6

Naru: (Emerges from her room and as soon as she took a step into the hallway she slips and falls hard on her ass.) Ouch!

Su: Naru, what's whoa! (slips) (In fact the insideous slippage affected all the girls within the dorm. So, after minutes of that annoyance the girls gathered outside Keitaro's door.)

Kitsune: Keitaro, Open up! ( A half asleep Keitaro answered)

Keitaro: What do you gals want?

Naru: (pissed) Where is Lee?

Keitaro: I don't know, he left this morning and he didn't say where.

Su: (slides around) Wheeeeeeeeee!

Sarah: Dammit Lee where are you?!

Lee: (Descends upside down from the ceiling) You called?

Motoko: (points her sword at him) Explain your action NOW!!!

Lee: I waxed the floor before I went to go exchange currency.

Shinobu: So this isn't a joke?

Lee: No! Can't a guy do something nice for the people who were nice enough to let me stay here?

Motoko: ( puts away her sword) I apologize, I should not have assumed.

Lee: I've got a feeling that you all will be doing a lot of apologizing for the same reason. (Hands Keitaro an envelope) That's my rent for the month. Now if you all will excuse me I am trying to mop the ceiling. (Ascends back to ceiling)

Naru: That's nice of him.

Sarah: Wait a minute, you can't mop a ceiling! (All the girls look up and were shocked to find Lee mopping ceiling as if it was the floor.)

Kitsune: ( Scratches ther head) That's impressive I guess.

Shinobu: How does the water stay in that bucket?

Motoko: That guy sure is unusual.

Keitaro: I concur.

Antics: 7 (The last one yaaaaaay!)

Keitaro: (Half asleep while walking downstairs) {That was a weird dream last night, I dreamt I fell down the stairs.} (Trips and falls down the stairs) {Maybe it was a premonition.}

Kitsune & Shinobu: Good morning Keitaro!

Keitaro: Morning.

Sarah & Su: Heyo! (kicks Keitaro)

Keitaro: (Gets up) Ow, I have a feeling that this is going to be a bad day.

Lee: (Falls on Keitaro) Damn, that landing sucked balls, oh hey K-Dawg, sorry about the landing.

Keitaro: Don't mention it. (struggles to getup and accidently touches Naru's boobs) Oh no, NOT NOW PLEASE!!!

Naru: PERVERT!!! (Punches him towards Lee whose back is turned)

Lee: FUCKIN' BITCH!!! (kicks Keitaro back at Naru)

Naru: Oh no! (Punches him back at Lee)

Lee: Noway! (punches him back at Naru)

Naru: You are not going to win, not this time! (kicks Keitaro straight up)

Lee: (Jumps high in the air) SPIKE!!! (spikes Keitaro using his left fist and Keitaro fell at Naru like a meteor, causing her to get driven through the hole into the Boiler Room.) L-cam did you get all that? (a small black hi-tech video camera floated to Lee's position)

L-cam: Yes.

(A.N.: L-cam is a Lee's hi-tech camera that follows him everywhere and usually remains incognito until Lee calls for it. It communicates either by a digital message in it's lens or by opening a compartment that holds a sign with the response.)

Sarah: Cool "Spaz Volleyball" Tits vs. Giant

Su: Yes, and Giant won!

Lee:

Motoko: (from her room) AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Kitsune: That came from Motoko's room.

Shinobu: Something's wrong! (Everyone who was still conscious ran to Motoko's room and when they got there they found a half naked Motoko cowaring in fear of a Desert Tortoise, but she thinks it's a turtle.)

Motoko: T-t-t-t-t-t-turtle! Get it way! (Holds Lee) Don't let it get me PLEASE!!!!!

Lee: (Blushes) Okay, okay, calm down. (See's his tortoise and laughs) Motoko, it's nothing to be afraid of, it's just Shelby. (picks up his pet and teleports in front of the freaked out Motoko) C'mon (holds the reptile close to her nose) it won't attack you. {Unless it's hungry.}

Motoko: (Terrified) H-h-hello? (Shelby opens her mouth) AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

Lee: Whoa, looks likes she's hungry.

Su: Yay, let's cook her! (Lee gives her a cold stare and then punches her through a few floors into the Boiler Room.)

*****

Naru: I knew this would be a bad day.

Keitaro: I woke up in pain. (Su lands on him) Awww shit it got worse.

Lee: (From Motoko's room) Motoko?

Motoko: Yeah?

Lee: Nice rack.

Motoko: You AAAAAHHHHHH GET IT AWAY!!!! (falls through the floor and onto Keitaro)

Keitaro: OOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!

Lee: Sorry!

Sarah: Don't be sorry for him he's a dork.

Author: Yay I'm finally done!

Shinobu: Wait what about Tama-chan? (Scene shifts to Tama bouncing around in the hot spring.)

Tama-chan: Myuh, myuh, myuh!

Author: You happy now?

Shinobu: Yes, Thank you.

To Be Continued

Gawd, I'm finally done with this chapter! Disregard the stuff I wrote before the disclaimer. I was planning to post this a month ago, but my house was being remodeled so I had to dissconnect the computer for a month. I'm sorry I took so long to post this (for those of you who cared). Happy Holidays.