Lee3: Yes I'm finally back. { School's a bitch!}
Naru: Just run the disclaimer.
Lee3: (knocks out Naru) I don't the Love Hina characters if I did Naru would die every episode.
Su: (jumps on Lee's back) But you do own the Self Insertion character.
Lee3: Of course I own myself moron. I also own Renegade and Angelica two Bounty Hunters who will be making an appearance in this chapter and chapter 5, now get off (throws Su)! LET'S RUN IT!!!!
The Gawked At Couple
(Motoko wakes up and thinks about her latest predicament)
Motoko: {I can't believe I was defeated nine times by a man who has only been here a week, but that's nothing compared to the mistake I made yesterday.}
(A.N.: This flashback is going to took place during Antics 7 after Lee beat her in battle a second time in one day (All the other days it was once a day.) I didn't have time to add in fight scenes for seven parts of chapter 3.)
*****Flashback********
Lee: You think you look so bad in a miniskirt..why?
Motoko: Because of my height, what do you think?
Lee: I think you would look great in something like that.
Motoko: (whines) Everyone stares at me.
Lee: Look, tomorrow you have to go get food for everyone right?
Motoko: Right.
Lee: I'll go with you.
Motoko: Why?
Lee: 1. I kinda like you. 2: I'm the only one here who hits his head against doorframes because of my height, so maybe I can attract some attention away from you.
Motoko: * sigh * Okay fine.
******Back to present*******
Motoko: { Why oh why did I agree to that?}
Lee: Yo Motocross, (Motoko glares at Lee who is standing behind the doorway) it's 9:00a.m., move your ass so we can eat and go grocery shopping (walks off)!
Motoko: {I hate it when you call me Motocross!}
****In the Dining Hall*****
(Everyone minus Lee and Shinobu are making fun of Motocross, uh I mean Motoko.)
Kitsune: (Laughing maniacally)
Naru: (Whispers to Motoko) I can't believe you agreed to be accompanied by Lee of all people.
Motoko: (Talks out loud) It's just to prove a point! (Everyone stares and Motoko blushes)
Kitsune: Suuuuurrrrrre it is.
Lee: Hey shut up Fox Lady! Why don't you go pull on Keitaro's extremely small dick or something.
Keitaro: Hey! (Everyone laughs at Keitaro's expense) DAMN YOU ALL!!!
(A.N.: I love that part.)
Motoko: { At least Lee drew attention away from me.}
Su: I win, I win, I win!
Lee: You got lucky.
Su: So what? I just beat you at Speed Eating!
Lee: { Fuck she's good.} Motoko: Can we go now?
Lee: Alright. (Both of them put their shoes on and walked out the door.)
Naru: What was that about?
Kitsune: I don't know, but I know what I'm feeling.
Keitaro: (freaking out) Get your hand out of there!
Naru: Grrrrrrrr!
*******
Lee: So how are you this morning?
Motoko: Terrible (both of them hear Keitaro screaming while flying through the air).
Lee: Well we both know you're doing better than that guy.
Motoko: For once I agree with you.
Lee: What do you all see in that guy?
Motoko: I don't know.
Lee: (Sarcastic) Really?
Motoko: Hey, I don't like him!
Lee: Oh really? Because something tells me that you are full of shit.
Motoko: Oh look public transportation { Thank God.}!
Lee: Now we will see that I'm right about who will attract the onlookers. (They boarded the bus and Lee hit his head against the doorframe and the bar.) Great not only that everyone is looking at me like I'm Shaq, but now they are laughing at me because I hit my head twice in ten seconds.
Motoko: Gee, and I thought I'd be embarassed.
Lee: Wow, we haven't reached the store yet and I am already proving my point.
Motoko: How tall did you say you were again?
Lee: 6'8" why?
Motoko: Nothing (blushes).
Lee: Isn't this our stop (points to the store)?
Motoko: Yes (pulls the cord, the bus stops and the "Outcast Couple" disembarks.)
Everyone in the bus: DAAAAAAAAAMN!!!!!
(A.N.: The passengers were referring to both Lee and Motoko.)
Motoko: We are a couple of outcasts aren't we?
Lee: (stoic) Yes, yes we are.
*******
Haruka: So based on what you all told me: Who thinks Lee and Motoko will be making out on the way back (Everyone raises their hands)? Who thinks they're gonna be fighting each other on the way back (everyone raises their hands)? Who thinks this is good for them because them because they bad mouth each others' genders and think my nephew is a pussy with no balls and dick (everyone raises their hands)? Finally, who doesn't give a flyin' fuck (No one raises their hands)?
(A.N.: In case you didn't know Haruka asking the other Hinata Residence those questions.)
Keitaro: I have balls!
Kitsune & Sarah: Not much of them.
(Everyone excepts Keitaro laughs)
(A.N.: I'm laughing right now.)
*********
(Motoko and Lee exit the store each carrying two plastic bags full of food and drinks mainly soda.)
Motoko: I can't believe that Bag Boy thought you were my father.
Lee: I can't believe the manager thought we were dating, then he asked " How do you do it?" and we both know what happened (sees a half dead manager in aisle 5 courtesy of Lee's fist).
Motoko: I can't believe you kicked his ass as well as those little kids who looked up my skirt.
Lee: Hey, those smartasses looked at me and made Michael Jordan and Shaq jokes, then they asked if I was Yao Ming. {I'm still trying to figure that one out.} After that they grabbed your ass.
Motoko: Two of those kids were girls and I think they were lesbians.
Lee: (apathetic) Aw who cares.
(The two start walking and five minutes later Lee saw a 7'7" version of Vash the Stampede with green hair, no glasses, no trench coat, but he had a black shirt with a sword on it.)
(Lee just stopped and the 20 year old man passed by him.)
Lee: (With fear and suspicion) Hey, I know you (the man stops and turns around to see Lee facing him.) RENEGADE!!!!
Renegade: Lee?!
Lee: What the fuck are you doing here?!
Renegade: Me? What the fuck are you doing here?!
Lee: I was pulled into this dimension!
Renegade: We are on vacation. (Motoko walks up to the two conversationalists.)
Motoko: Lee are you coming or what? (sees Renegade) Who is this, a friend of yours?
Lee & Renegade: NO WE ARE NOT FRIENDS AND WE NEVER WILL BE!!!!
Motoko: {This man and Lee seem to hate each other, plus Lee seems to be afraid of this guy despite his composure.} Who is he?
(A.N.: What composure?)
Lee: Remember those super-powered wackos and bounty hunters I mentioned the first few days I was here?
Motoko: Yeah.
Lee: Well he's one of the bounty hunters, his name is Renegade and he is one the best in his entire family.
Motoko: You mean his entire family are bounty hunters?
Lee: Yeah.
Motoko: (sweatdrops) Damn.
Lee: Wait a minute.Renegade what did you mean when you said "We are on vacation"?
Renegade: I brought my little sister with me.
Lee: No not her!!!
Motoko: Who are you two talking about?
Lee: (Wasn't listening) You can't couldn't have brought..
Renegade: Yes, Angelica (points to a group of tables were a 5' 11", purple haired attractive woman sat.)
Motoko: What's so bad about her?
Lee: You sure as hell don't wanna know.
To be Continued
There I've got another chapter done. The next one is my favorite and I'll get it up as soon as I can...if you care.
Naru: Just run the disclaimer.
Lee3: (knocks out Naru) I don't the Love Hina characters if I did Naru would die every episode.
Su: (jumps on Lee's back) But you do own the Self Insertion character.
Lee3: Of course I own myself moron. I also own Renegade and Angelica two Bounty Hunters who will be making an appearance in this chapter and chapter 5, now get off (throws Su)! LET'S RUN IT!!!!
The Gawked At Couple
(Motoko wakes up and thinks about her latest predicament)
Motoko: {I can't believe I was defeated nine times by a man who has only been here a week, but that's nothing compared to the mistake I made yesterday.}
(A.N.: This flashback is going to took place during Antics 7 after Lee beat her in battle a second time in one day (All the other days it was once a day.) I didn't have time to add in fight scenes for seven parts of chapter 3.)
*****Flashback********
Lee: You think you look so bad in a miniskirt..why?
Motoko: Because of my height, what do you think?
Lee: I think you would look great in something like that.
Motoko: (whines) Everyone stares at me.
Lee: Look, tomorrow you have to go get food for everyone right?
Motoko: Right.
Lee: I'll go with you.
Motoko: Why?
Lee: 1. I kinda like you. 2: I'm the only one here who hits his head against doorframes because of my height, so maybe I can attract some attention away from you.
Motoko: * sigh * Okay fine.
******Back to present*******
Motoko: { Why oh why did I agree to that?}
Lee: Yo Motocross, (Motoko glares at Lee who is standing behind the doorway) it's 9:00a.m., move your ass so we can eat and go grocery shopping (walks off)!
Motoko: {I hate it when you call me Motocross!}
****In the Dining Hall*****
(Everyone minus Lee and Shinobu are making fun of Motocross, uh I mean Motoko.)
Kitsune: (Laughing maniacally)
Naru: (Whispers to Motoko) I can't believe you agreed to be accompanied by Lee of all people.
Motoko: (Talks out loud) It's just to prove a point! (Everyone stares and Motoko blushes)
Kitsune: Suuuuurrrrrre it is.
Lee: Hey shut up Fox Lady! Why don't you go pull on Keitaro's extremely small dick or something.
Keitaro: Hey! (Everyone laughs at Keitaro's expense) DAMN YOU ALL!!!
(A.N.: I love that part.)
Motoko: { At least Lee drew attention away from me.}
Su: I win, I win, I win!
Lee: You got lucky.
Su: So what? I just beat you at Speed Eating!
Lee: { Fuck she's good.} Motoko: Can we go now?
Lee: Alright. (Both of them put their shoes on and walked out the door.)
Naru: What was that about?
Kitsune: I don't know, but I know what I'm feeling.
Keitaro: (freaking out) Get your hand out of there!
Naru: Grrrrrrrr!
*******
Lee: So how are you this morning?
Motoko: Terrible (both of them hear Keitaro screaming while flying through the air).
Lee: Well we both know you're doing better than that guy.
Motoko: For once I agree with you.
Lee: What do you all see in that guy?
Motoko: I don't know.
Lee: (Sarcastic) Really?
Motoko: Hey, I don't like him!
Lee: Oh really? Because something tells me that you are full of shit.
Motoko: Oh look public transportation { Thank God.}!
Lee: Now we will see that I'm right about who will attract the onlookers. (They boarded the bus and Lee hit his head against the doorframe and the bar.) Great not only that everyone is looking at me like I'm Shaq, but now they are laughing at me because I hit my head twice in ten seconds.
Motoko: Gee, and I thought I'd be embarassed.
Lee: Wow, we haven't reached the store yet and I am already proving my point.
Motoko: How tall did you say you were again?
Lee: 6'8" why?
Motoko: Nothing (blushes).
Lee: Isn't this our stop (points to the store)?
Motoko: Yes (pulls the cord, the bus stops and the "Outcast Couple" disembarks.)
Everyone in the bus: DAAAAAAAAAMN!!!!!
(A.N.: The passengers were referring to both Lee and Motoko.)
Motoko: We are a couple of outcasts aren't we?
Lee: (stoic) Yes, yes we are.
*******
Haruka: So based on what you all told me: Who thinks Lee and Motoko will be making out on the way back (Everyone raises their hands)? Who thinks they're gonna be fighting each other on the way back (everyone raises their hands)? Who thinks this is good for them because them because they bad mouth each others' genders and think my nephew is a pussy with no balls and dick (everyone raises their hands)? Finally, who doesn't give a flyin' fuck (No one raises their hands)?
(A.N.: In case you didn't know Haruka asking the other Hinata Residence those questions.)
Keitaro: I have balls!
Kitsune & Sarah: Not much of them.
(Everyone excepts Keitaro laughs)
(A.N.: I'm laughing right now.)
*********
(Motoko and Lee exit the store each carrying two plastic bags full of food and drinks mainly soda.)
Motoko: I can't believe that Bag Boy thought you were my father.
Lee: I can't believe the manager thought we were dating, then he asked " How do you do it?" and we both know what happened (sees a half dead manager in aisle 5 courtesy of Lee's fist).
Motoko: I can't believe you kicked his ass as well as those little kids who looked up my skirt.
Lee: Hey, those smartasses looked at me and made Michael Jordan and Shaq jokes, then they asked if I was Yao Ming. {I'm still trying to figure that one out.} After that they grabbed your ass.
Motoko: Two of those kids were girls and I think they were lesbians.
Lee: (apathetic) Aw who cares.
(The two start walking and five minutes later Lee saw a 7'7" version of Vash the Stampede with green hair, no glasses, no trench coat, but he had a black shirt with a sword on it.)
(Lee just stopped and the 20 year old man passed by him.)
Lee: (With fear and suspicion) Hey, I know you (the man stops and turns around to see Lee facing him.) RENEGADE!!!!
Renegade: Lee?!
Lee: What the fuck are you doing here?!
Renegade: Me? What the fuck are you doing here?!
Lee: I was pulled into this dimension!
Renegade: We are on vacation. (Motoko walks up to the two conversationalists.)
Motoko: Lee are you coming or what? (sees Renegade) Who is this, a friend of yours?
Lee & Renegade: NO WE ARE NOT FRIENDS AND WE NEVER WILL BE!!!!
Motoko: {This man and Lee seem to hate each other, plus Lee seems to be afraid of this guy despite his composure.} Who is he?
(A.N.: What composure?)
Lee: Remember those super-powered wackos and bounty hunters I mentioned the first few days I was here?
Motoko: Yeah.
Lee: Well he's one of the bounty hunters, his name is Renegade and he is one the best in his entire family.
Motoko: You mean his entire family are bounty hunters?
Lee: Yeah.
Motoko: (sweatdrops) Damn.
Lee: Wait a minute.Renegade what did you mean when you said "We are on vacation"?
Renegade: I brought my little sister with me.
Lee: No not her!!!
Motoko: Who are you two talking about?
Lee: (Wasn't listening) You can't couldn't have brought..
Renegade: Yes, Angelica (points to a group of tables were a 5' 11", purple haired attractive woman sat.)
Motoko: What's so bad about her?
Lee: You sure as hell don't wanna know.
To be Continued
There I've got another chapter done. The next one is my favorite and I'll get it up as soon as I can...if you care.
