Lee3: (Playing Soul Caliber 2) Yes, I finally knocked out that cheap-ass Necrid!
(A ghost wolf with an Irish accent appears.)
Lobo: First it was Smash Bros., then Smash Bros. Melee and now it's the gamecube version of SC2.
Lee3: Hey, I love the game and I love using Link and his Hyper Dash Attack!
Lobo: Why, because it's not a good idea to block it?
Lee3: That and it is fun to fully charge and then ram your opponents into walls. {Now if I can only figure out how to aim his bow.}
Lobo: I'm not sure your "fan" is going to like hearing that Link is your favorite character.
Lee3: What? I'm not bashing Astaroth, even though I'm more of a Berserker fan when it comes between the big overly buff guys with axes.
Lobo: Be that as it may, you have chapter 7 to start.
Lee3: Okay, okay, I know it's time for the disclaimer. I don't own the Love Hina characters if I did the series would somehow become a porno without me realizing it. I do own the self-insert, Lobo and Lee2.
Lobo: YAHOO!!!
Lee3: (whispers) He's just excited because this is the only chapter he gets to be in.
Lobo & Lee3: LET IT RIP!!!
A Fool, An Old Spirit and a Warning
(Keitaro and Lee are on the roof having just finished the repairs at 5:30 a.m.)
Keitaro: So that's what you think of the girls?
Lee: Yep, even though Naru Narusegawa, Mitsune Konno and Motoko Aoyama are the "Hot Chick Trio", one is a violent bitch who doesn't listen to logic, the other is the same just add the sword, and the third is a drunken gambling moron.
Keitaro: I can see how those character flaws put you off.
Lee: {I can't understand how you can sometimes put up with and sometimes get turned on by that. What are you a masochist?}
Keitaro: What about Sarah, Su and Shinobu?
Lee: Sarah is fun to pull pranks with.
Keitaro: (Looking semi pissed off) Like the incident with Naru's underwear?
Lee: Hey, any woman who has that many bras and panties is asking to get pranked at some point!
(A.N.: That will be disclosed next chapter.)
Keitaro: How about Su?
Lee: Hyperactive nut. She is Edward, Ali Al and Puni Puni Poemy crazy.
Keitaro: Who was that third character you mentioned?
Lee: Never mind that, you won't know for another year.
Keitaro: I guess that is not important. Anyway what about Shinobu's personality?
Lee: She needs to get over her bashfulness.
Keitaro: You're shy around women from your dimension.
(Lee hits Keitaro with a hammer.)
Lee: That is none of your business you porno freak!
Keitaro: Well excuse me for being a guy!
Lee: It's not that you like porno. It's just that you like shitty porno.
Keitaro: (annoyed) Whatever, I going back to bed (grabs the toolbox a leaves).
Lee: {What a moron. If he likes porno so much get the ones made from Hollywood.} Well, it's almost sunrise, time for an early morning prank (Teleports to each of the girl's room with a glass of water and puts each girl's hand in their own glass, after leaving an L-cam unit hidden in each of the victim's rooms Lee teleported back to the roof.). This is gonna be sweet.
Lobo: {Now if can only settle with what's going on with you and Motoko right now.}
Lee: {Lobo?! What do you want?}
Lobo: {To help you laddie.} (Lobo comes out of Lee's body)
(A.N.: Lobo is the oldest and strongest of the many spirits that inhabit Lee's body. How they met is pretty sad. Lee was on a mission in another dimension to exterminate a pack of wolves led by a Super Wolf Lobo that were killing everybody. The weird thing is his pack never killed anyone. After Lee succeeded in the mission he later found out that someone who wanted the pack eradicated set him up. Lobo found out after he died and as a spirit joined forces with Lee to find and destroy the ones who were responsible. Most of the time they rag on each other, but Lobo takes business seriously, but isn't afraid to show humor. One last thing, he tends to be Lee's advisor for trivial matters.)
Lee: Alright Shamrock what problem could I possibly have with Motoko?
Lobo: Don't ever call me Shamrock!
(A.N: Lobo's last name is Shamrock due to the fact he's part Irish.)
Lee: (laughs) It's fun to hear you yell with your accent.
Lobo: That's it (hooks Lee up to a lie detector).
Lee: (stops laughing) This isn't the one that shocks you when you lie is it?
Lobo: You bet your ass it is. {Wait when he sees the upgrades I made.}
Lee: {I heard that}.
Lobo: {Damn telekinetic link} Let's start laddie. Do you like Motoko Aoyama?
Lee: Do you mean as a friend or girlfriend?
Lobo: Girlfriend.
Lee: No
(DING)
Lobo: Did you enjoy kicking her ass?
Lee: Yes.
(DING)
Lobo: Do you want to fight her again?
Lee: Hell no that would be a waste of time! (ZAP) Ow!
Lobo: Looks like I struck a nerve. Do you want to challenge the dojo where she was trained?
Lee: No (ZAP). Ow, I can't feel my left arm!
Lobo: Do you want to challenge the students, sempais, and senseis of the God's Cry School?
Lee: No (ZAP). YES, YES, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!!!!
Lobo: It seems to me that you want to see if there are any warriors better than Motoko.
Lee: Whoa, and I thought you were stupid (ZAAAAAAAAAAP). Oh god I can't feel the lower part of my body (DING)! Especially the most important part (ZZZZAAAAAAAAPPP)! OW, NOW I CAN"T (DING)!
Lobo: The electric shocks are of the opposite charge of the electricity you normally absorb so I'd quit lying right now if I were you.
Lee: If you were in this situation you'd be lying your ass off (DING)!
Lobo: Do you want my advice or not?
Lee: Noway (ZAP)! Yes okay? I freakin' need it!
Lobo: Challenge Motoko when she wakes up, the sooner you do the less likely you will say "screw it" and miss your opportunity to face off against stronger pupils of the God's Cry School.
Lee: Okay, although I don't know where the dojo is, but I can't miss this opportunity (DING).
Lobo: Challenging Motoko will catch her off guard and she might reveal the location.
Lee: Alright, I'll make Motoko pay (ZAP). Sorry, I got caught up in the moment (DING).
Lobo: You also used a clichéd revenge line and she has never bested you in battle.
Lee: True (DING). Now will you please unhook this thing already? I do not deserve this kind of torment (ZAP)!
Lobo: Well I've done my job. How do you feel laddie?
Lee: (impersonates Lobo's accent) I still can't feel the lower half of my body (ZAP). Okay so I can (DING).
LIE: For God's sake man tell the truth!!!
(A.N: If you don't know LIE is the lie detector. It stands for Lie Is Eradicated.)
Lee: Unhook me please.
Lobo: Okay (unhooks Lee and puts the lie detector with the AI away).
Lee: Well, it's almost sunrise.
Lobo: I gotta get some sleep (hears a beeping noise). Your watch is beeping.
Lee: Computer mode (the watch transformed into a computer watch). What's up IRIS?
(A.N.: IRIS stands for Irrational Responsible Irritating Smart-ass. Lee created her when he was 13 and programmed an AI three years later. IRIS is 100% reliable, and a....smart-ass.)
IRIS: Incoming message (projects a holographic version of Lee).
Lobo: Isn't that...?
Lee: Lee2 you finally found me.
Lee2: Actually, I knew where you were the whole time...I just wanted to watch .hacksign.
Lee: You didn't do anything stupid did you?
Lee2: Hell no, if I got you in trouble then that means I get in trouble too.
Lee: {Duh.}
Lee2: Anyway I sent a black hole egg.....
Lee: That means I can leave here.
Lee2: Quit interrupting me! Anyway, the egg will arrive in 12 days. Oh and I know about what went on during the last few minutes do the fans a favor challenge the kendo girl (hologram disappears).
Lee: I'm gonna miss this dimension, but right now (sun starts rising) the sun is rising (teleports to the front room) and I'm gonna witness the results.
(Five Minutes Later)
All the girls: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (Lee is laughing while Keitaro runs to the front room to confront Lee)
Keitaro: (All beat up) WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Lee: I got the girls to pee in their futons by using a glass of water.
Keitaro: (smiles) Oh I get it, you pulled the prank that involves putting people's hands in water and...
Lee: (Kicks Keitaro sky-high) THAT'S WHAT I SAID YOU MORON!!!!
(walks around the dorm that now smells like urine, while the girls minus Motoko are in the Laundry Room)
Lee: I can't believe I got the whole dorm to smell like piss (smells something weird) Okay, someone had Nocturnal Emissions last night. I guess I should issue my challenge to Motoko now (teleports to her room, turns to see Motoko with her back to him, oh and she's naked).
(A.N.: For the record Nocturnal Emissions is the scientific name for wet dream. I loved Biology class when I was in high school.)
Motoko: Who's there (turns and sees no one there)? Huh (then someone caresses her hips causing Motoko to freeze)?
Lee: (seductive) You have a beautiful body Motoko (Motoko blushes). Your body rivals that of Naru's. Hell you could easily attract Keitaro if you didn't attack guys when they give you a compliment (Motoko blushes even more while Lee looks more puzzled now), though for some crazy reason I have been having romantic dreams about you and I don't feel about you that way.
Motoko: I don't......get it.
Lee: I figured you wouldn't.
Motoko: (turns and draws her sword, but Lee isn't there) Where is he now?
Lee: (kicks her from the side and into a wall) All that stuff I just said is true, but that is not why I'm here.
Motoko: (pissed) Then what is your reason you dirty bastard!
Lee: (advances towards Motoko while being very serious) This is a challenge and this time I'm not holding back.
Motoko: (shocked at the opportunity, but tries to hide it with a smirk) When?
Lee: (sarcastic) When the big and little hands on the clock are pointing straight up.
Motoko: (gets on her feet) So you want to battle at noon.
Lee: Correct, you're not as dumb as I thought.
Motoko: You bas.....(Lee grabs her breast and electrocutes her into submission)
Lee: If you are not careful during our duel (eyes glow red) you will die.
Motoko: (recovers from the electrocution) I understand, it's an opportunity for me to face you at your max.
Lee: (turns to leave) Good....,oh by the way nice rack.
Motoko: (gets pissed) You!
Lee: Your tits might make Kitsune and Naru jealous.
Motoko: (blushes) Seriously?
Lee: Yes. I'll see you at the duel (leaves).
Motoko: {Why the hell was turned on to that guy a few minutes ago.}
Keitaro: (shows up) Hey Motoko, what's up?
Motoko: (draws her sword) DIE URASHIMA!!!!
(Lee passes by Shinobu when they hear an explosion)
Keitaro: Hhhhhhhheeeeeeelllllppppp mmmmmmeeeee (continues to run screaming while passing Shinobu and Lee)!!!!!!!!
Motoko: (still in the nude chasing Keitaro) I'll get you, you worthless piece of shit!
Shinobu: I hope sempai can get away from her long enough for Motoko to realize that she's still naked.
Lee: I can't believe I just saw jiggling T&A.
Shinobu: Eww, you're nasty!
Lee: Hey, you saw Keitaro's dick when you first saw him and then announced to the other girls about how small it is, so fuck off.
(After 20 minutes of more chaos the crew ate breakfast until 11:00am when Lee left all of a sudden. Then one hour later Motoko and the rest of the residence went to the roof where Lee was waiting.)
Naru: How did we know about the duel and where it is?
Kitsune: Who cares this fic wasn't supposed to make 100% percent sense anyway.
(On the roof)
Lee: {12 days, that means school starts in 15 days. Oh well, time to focus.} (draws his sword) It is time (Motoko stands 20 feet away from him).
(Motoko tries to approach Lee who is still has his back to her. When she was within striking distance Lee turned and made a few quick slashes, the first slash cutting part of her hakama before she leapt back and drew her sword.)
Lee: Come at me like you are gonna kill me, if you hold back I will kill you (eyes glow red).
Motoko: (gets into a fighting stance) Got it.
Kitsune: This should be good.
Keitaro: I guess we'll get to see what Lee can really do.
Sarah: If Motoko can find a weakness in Lee's attacks she can counter them.
Naru: She has to be able to defend against his attacks first and so far she hasn't had a good track record of doing that.
Motoko: I can hear you guys!
Everyone: Good luck Motoko!
Motoko: That's better.
Lee: (smirks) {You'll need it.}
To Be Continued
Antics: Question and Answer Revisited
Motoko: Was one of those scenes a romance scene?
Lee: No, I was poking fun at romance scenes.
Shinobu: (off in La La Land) I love stories about a boy and a girl falling in love.
Keitaro: I love stories about a girl and a girl falling in love.
Lee: Yeah (hi-fives Keitaro)! Volume four of the "Confidential Confessions" manga has a lesbian story.
(Keitaro gets a nosebleed and faints due to loss of blood.)
Lee: Next question.
Motoko: Can I castrate Keitaro?
Lee: He barely has a manhood why would want to take that away?
Su: Who wins this battle anyway?
Lee: Why the hell would I tell you that now?
Su: C'mon, tellmetellmetellmetellmetellmetellmetellme......
Lee: (hits Su with a steel bat knocking her out and bleed at the head) Now I'm in Nirvana.
Keitaro: What does that mean?
Sarah: Paradise dork (kicks him in the head)!
Naru: Can I kill you?
Lee: (punches Naru sending her flying out of the room) No. This Q&A is over.
Lee3: Well I hoped you all enjoyed this cliffhanger (silence). Yeah I figured as much, next chapter has action in it and a disclosure of the bra and panty prank. See you next time. Review if you wanna.
(A ghost wolf with an Irish accent appears.)
Lobo: First it was Smash Bros., then Smash Bros. Melee and now it's the gamecube version of SC2.
Lee3: Hey, I love the game and I love using Link and his Hyper Dash Attack!
Lobo: Why, because it's not a good idea to block it?
Lee3: That and it is fun to fully charge and then ram your opponents into walls. {Now if I can only figure out how to aim his bow.}
Lobo: I'm not sure your "fan" is going to like hearing that Link is your favorite character.
Lee3: What? I'm not bashing Astaroth, even though I'm more of a Berserker fan when it comes between the big overly buff guys with axes.
Lobo: Be that as it may, you have chapter 7 to start.
Lee3: Okay, okay, I know it's time for the disclaimer. I don't own the Love Hina characters if I did the series would somehow become a porno without me realizing it. I do own the self-insert, Lobo and Lee2.
Lobo: YAHOO!!!
Lee3: (whispers) He's just excited because this is the only chapter he gets to be in.
Lobo & Lee3: LET IT RIP!!!
A Fool, An Old Spirit and a Warning
(Keitaro and Lee are on the roof having just finished the repairs at 5:30 a.m.)
Keitaro: So that's what you think of the girls?
Lee: Yep, even though Naru Narusegawa, Mitsune Konno and Motoko Aoyama are the "Hot Chick Trio", one is a violent bitch who doesn't listen to logic, the other is the same just add the sword, and the third is a drunken gambling moron.
Keitaro: I can see how those character flaws put you off.
Lee: {I can't understand how you can sometimes put up with and sometimes get turned on by that. What are you a masochist?}
Keitaro: What about Sarah, Su and Shinobu?
Lee: Sarah is fun to pull pranks with.
Keitaro: (Looking semi pissed off) Like the incident with Naru's underwear?
Lee: Hey, any woman who has that many bras and panties is asking to get pranked at some point!
(A.N.: That will be disclosed next chapter.)
Keitaro: How about Su?
Lee: Hyperactive nut. She is Edward, Ali Al and Puni Puni Poemy crazy.
Keitaro: Who was that third character you mentioned?
Lee: Never mind that, you won't know for another year.
Keitaro: I guess that is not important. Anyway what about Shinobu's personality?
Lee: She needs to get over her bashfulness.
Keitaro: You're shy around women from your dimension.
(Lee hits Keitaro with a hammer.)
Lee: That is none of your business you porno freak!
Keitaro: Well excuse me for being a guy!
Lee: It's not that you like porno. It's just that you like shitty porno.
Keitaro: (annoyed) Whatever, I going back to bed (grabs the toolbox a leaves).
Lee: {What a moron. If he likes porno so much get the ones made from Hollywood.} Well, it's almost sunrise, time for an early morning prank (Teleports to each of the girl's room with a glass of water and puts each girl's hand in their own glass, after leaving an L-cam unit hidden in each of the victim's rooms Lee teleported back to the roof.). This is gonna be sweet.
Lobo: {Now if can only settle with what's going on with you and Motoko right now.}
Lee: {Lobo?! What do you want?}
Lobo: {To help you laddie.} (Lobo comes out of Lee's body)
(A.N.: Lobo is the oldest and strongest of the many spirits that inhabit Lee's body. How they met is pretty sad. Lee was on a mission in another dimension to exterminate a pack of wolves led by a Super Wolf Lobo that were killing everybody. The weird thing is his pack never killed anyone. After Lee succeeded in the mission he later found out that someone who wanted the pack eradicated set him up. Lobo found out after he died and as a spirit joined forces with Lee to find and destroy the ones who were responsible. Most of the time they rag on each other, but Lobo takes business seriously, but isn't afraid to show humor. One last thing, he tends to be Lee's advisor for trivial matters.)
Lee: Alright Shamrock what problem could I possibly have with Motoko?
Lobo: Don't ever call me Shamrock!
(A.N: Lobo's last name is Shamrock due to the fact he's part Irish.)
Lee: (laughs) It's fun to hear you yell with your accent.
Lobo: That's it (hooks Lee up to a lie detector).
Lee: (stops laughing) This isn't the one that shocks you when you lie is it?
Lobo: You bet your ass it is. {Wait when he sees the upgrades I made.}
Lee: {I heard that}.
Lobo: {Damn telekinetic link} Let's start laddie. Do you like Motoko Aoyama?
Lee: Do you mean as a friend or girlfriend?
Lobo: Girlfriend.
Lee: No
(DING)
Lobo: Did you enjoy kicking her ass?
Lee: Yes.
(DING)
Lobo: Do you want to fight her again?
Lee: Hell no that would be a waste of time! (ZAP) Ow!
Lobo: Looks like I struck a nerve. Do you want to challenge the dojo where she was trained?
Lee: No (ZAP). Ow, I can't feel my left arm!
Lobo: Do you want to challenge the students, sempais, and senseis of the God's Cry School?
Lee: No (ZAP). YES, YES, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!!!!
Lobo: It seems to me that you want to see if there are any warriors better than Motoko.
Lee: Whoa, and I thought you were stupid (ZAAAAAAAAAAP). Oh god I can't feel the lower part of my body (DING)! Especially the most important part (ZZZZAAAAAAAAPPP)! OW, NOW I CAN"T (DING)!
Lobo: The electric shocks are of the opposite charge of the electricity you normally absorb so I'd quit lying right now if I were you.
Lee: If you were in this situation you'd be lying your ass off (DING)!
Lobo: Do you want my advice or not?
Lee: Noway (ZAP)! Yes okay? I freakin' need it!
Lobo: Challenge Motoko when she wakes up, the sooner you do the less likely you will say "screw it" and miss your opportunity to face off against stronger pupils of the God's Cry School.
Lee: Okay, although I don't know where the dojo is, but I can't miss this opportunity (DING).
Lobo: Challenging Motoko will catch her off guard and she might reveal the location.
Lee: Alright, I'll make Motoko pay (ZAP). Sorry, I got caught up in the moment (DING).
Lobo: You also used a clichéd revenge line and she has never bested you in battle.
Lee: True (DING). Now will you please unhook this thing already? I do not deserve this kind of torment (ZAP)!
Lobo: Well I've done my job. How do you feel laddie?
Lee: (impersonates Lobo's accent) I still can't feel the lower half of my body (ZAP). Okay so I can (DING).
LIE: For God's sake man tell the truth!!!
(A.N: If you don't know LIE is the lie detector. It stands for Lie Is Eradicated.)
Lee: Unhook me please.
Lobo: Okay (unhooks Lee and puts the lie detector with the AI away).
Lee: Well, it's almost sunrise.
Lobo: I gotta get some sleep (hears a beeping noise). Your watch is beeping.
Lee: Computer mode (the watch transformed into a computer watch). What's up IRIS?
(A.N.: IRIS stands for Irrational Responsible Irritating Smart-ass. Lee created her when he was 13 and programmed an AI three years later. IRIS is 100% reliable, and a....smart-ass.)
IRIS: Incoming message (projects a holographic version of Lee).
Lobo: Isn't that...?
Lee: Lee2 you finally found me.
Lee2: Actually, I knew where you were the whole time...I just wanted to watch .hacksign.
Lee: You didn't do anything stupid did you?
Lee2: Hell no, if I got you in trouble then that means I get in trouble too.
Lee: {Duh.}
Lee2: Anyway I sent a black hole egg.....
Lee: That means I can leave here.
Lee2: Quit interrupting me! Anyway, the egg will arrive in 12 days. Oh and I know about what went on during the last few minutes do the fans a favor challenge the kendo girl (hologram disappears).
Lee: I'm gonna miss this dimension, but right now (sun starts rising) the sun is rising (teleports to the front room) and I'm gonna witness the results.
(Five Minutes Later)
All the girls: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (Lee is laughing while Keitaro runs to the front room to confront Lee)
Keitaro: (All beat up) WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Lee: I got the girls to pee in their futons by using a glass of water.
Keitaro: (smiles) Oh I get it, you pulled the prank that involves putting people's hands in water and...
Lee: (Kicks Keitaro sky-high) THAT'S WHAT I SAID YOU MORON!!!!
(walks around the dorm that now smells like urine, while the girls minus Motoko are in the Laundry Room)
Lee: I can't believe I got the whole dorm to smell like piss (smells something weird) Okay, someone had Nocturnal Emissions last night. I guess I should issue my challenge to Motoko now (teleports to her room, turns to see Motoko with her back to him, oh and she's naked).
(A.N.: For the record Nocturnal Emissions is the scientific name for wet dream. I loved Biology class when I was in high school.)
Motoko: Who's there (turns and sees no one there)? Huh (then someone caresses her hips causing Motoko to freeze)?
Lee: (seductive) You have a beautiful body Motoko (Motoko blushes). Your body rivals that of Naru's. Hell you could easily attract Keitaro if you didn't attack guys when they give you a compliment (Motoko blushes even more while Lee looks more puzzled now), though for some crazy reason I have been having romantic dreams about you and I don't feel about you that way.
Motoko: I don't......get it.
Lee: I figured you wouldn't.
Motoko: (turns and draws her sword, but Lee isn't there) Where is he now?
Lee: (kicks her from the side and into a wall) All that stuff I just said is true, but that is not why I'm here.
Motoko: (pissed) Then what is your reason you dirty bastard!
Lee: (advances towards Motoko while being very serious) This is a challenge and this time I'm not holding back.
Motoko: (shocked at the opportunity, but tries to hide it with a smirk) When?
Lee: (sarcastic) When the big and little hands on the clock are pointing straight up.
Motoko: (gets on her feet) So you want to battle at noon.
Lee: Correct, you're not as dumb as I thought.
Motoko: You bas.....(Lee grabs her breast and electrocutes her into submission)
Lee: If you are not careful during our duel (eyes glow red) you will die.
Motoko: (recovers from the electrocution) I understand, it's an opportunity for me to face you at your max.
Lee: (turns to leave) Good....,oh by the way nice rack.
Motoko: (gets pissed) You!
Lee: Your tits might make Kitsune and Naru jealous.
Motoko: (blushes) Seriously?
Lee: Yes. I'll see you at the duel (leaves).
Motoko: {Why the hell was turned on to that guy a few minutes ago.}
Keitaro: (shows up) Hey Motoko, what's up?
Motoko: (draws her sword) DIE URASHIMA!!!!
(Lee passes by Shinobu when they hear an explosion)
Keitaro: Hhhhhhhheeeeeeelllllppppp mmmmmmeeeee (continues to run screaming while passing Shinobu and Lee)!!!!!!!!
Motoko: (still in the nude chasing Keitaro) I'll get you, you worthless piece of shit!
Shinobu: I hope sempai can get away from her long enough for Motoko to realize that she's still naked.
Lee: I can't believe I just saw jiggling T&A.
Shinobu: Eww, you're nasty!
Lee: Hey, you saw Keitaro's dick when you first saw him and then announced to the other girls about how small it is, so fuck off.
(After 20 minutes of more chaos the crew ate breakfast until 11:00am when Lee left all of a sudden. Then one hour later Motoko and the rest of the residence went to the roof where Lee was waiting.)
Naru: How did we know about the duel and where it is?
Kitsune: Who cares this fic wasn't supposed to make 100% percent sense anyway.
(On the roof)
Lee: {12 days, that means school starts in 15 days. Oh well, time to focus.} (draws his sword) It is time (Motoko stands 20 feet away from him).
(Motoko tries to approach Lee who is still has his back to her. When she was within striking distance Lee turned and made a few quick slashes, the first slash cutting part of her hakama before she leapt back and drew her sword.)
Lee: Come at me like you are gonna kill me, if you hold back I will kill you (eyes glow red).
Motoko: (gets into a fighting stance) Got it.
Kitsune: This should be good.
Keitaro: I guess we'll get to see what Lee can really do.
Sarah: If Motoko can find a weakness in Lee's attacks she can counter them.
Naru: She has to be able to defend against his attacks first and so far she hasn't had a good track record of doing that.
Motoko: I can hear you guys!
Everyone: Good luck Motoko!
Motoko: That's better.
Lee: (smirks) {You'll need it.}
To Be Continued
Antics: Question and Answer Revisited
Motoko: Was one of those scenes a romance scene?
Lee: No, I was poking fun at romance scenes.
Shinobu: (off in La La Land) I love stories about a boy and a girl falling in love.
Keitaro: I love stories about a girl and a girl falling in love.
Lee: Yeah (hi-fives Keitaro)! Volume four of the "Confidential Confessions" manga has a lesbian story.
(Keitaro gets a nosebleed and faints due to loss of blood.)
Lee: Next question.
Motoko: Can I castrate Keitaro?
Lee: He barely has a manhood why would want to take that away?
Su: Who wins this battle anyway?
Lee: Why the hell would I tell you that now?
Su: C'mon, tellmetellmetellmetellmetellmetellmetellme......
Lee: (hits Su with a steel bat knocking her out and bleed at the head) Now I'm in Nirvana.
Keitaro: What does that mean?
Sarah: Paradise dork (kicks him in the head)!
Naru: Can I kill you?
Lee: (punches Naru sending her flying out of the room) No. This Q&A is over.
Lee3: Well I hoped you all enjoyed this cliffhanger (silence). Yeah I figured as much, next chapter has action in it and a disclosure of the bra and panty prank. See you next time. Review if you wanna.
