Lee3: (Playing Soul Caliber 2) Next to using Link I also enjoy using Berserker.
Shinobu: Um, won't one of your fans hate the fact that you are using Berserker to beat up Astaroth?
Lee3: Shinobu, its just the practice mode against the CPU that's all. Besides I'm just trying to master Berserker's moves then I'll crank it to Extremely Hard mode.
Shinobu: Did that Astaroth fan inspire you to do this?
Lee3: Yes, anyway do you want to do the disclaimer?
Shinobu: I'm too nervous.
Lee3: Then I'll do it then. I don't own any of the characters except the SI, Renegade, Angelica, Lobo, and any of the other characters I thought up in this weird imagination of mine. I don't own the series if I did it would turn out as weird as Excel Saga.
Shinobu: Does that mean we start now?
Lee3: (annoyed) Yes it does.
Shinobu: STARTING (nothing happens)!
Lee3: No you passive wuss, you're supposed to say RUN IT!!
To Kill by the Sword: Motoko vs. Lee All out Assault
Lee: (stands) C'mon take your best shot.
Motoko: I'm not falling for that again!
Lee: (sings) It's free, let's see if you can hit me.
Motoko: Okay (charges), Motoko Slash (the attack seemed to connect but Motoko went right through him as if he was transparent)! Huh?
Lee: You missed (smiles).
Motoko: Noway, you should be cut in half (Lee jumps and down for a few seconds to prove his body is still attached)! {No, he will not make a fool of me again!} (Attacks several times, but the result remained the same)
Lee: (monotone) You haven't hit a thing except air. Do they train you to do that at that God's Cry School of yours?
Motoko: How did you...?
Lee: You shout out the name every time you do a "Boulder Cutting Blade".
Motoko: UUUUUUURRRRRGGGHHHH (takes a deep breath and calms down)! {Calm down, he's just trying to get in my head.}
Lee: (getting bored) I'm just gonna end this right now (disappears from sight).
Motoko: {Where is he?} (Hears noises from all sides) {Damn I hope I can defend against this move.} (Lee appears right in front of her prepared to strike) Boulder Cutting Blade (the ki blast revealed that Lee as a charlatan because it was transparent and disappeared)! No!
Lee: DRAGON SLASH: FORM 10 and 11 (strikes Motoko from the left side, then he kicked her straight up in the air, next he flew up to her altitude. Lee's sword glowed white and he slashed Motoko from all directions (8 times) ending form 10. For form 11 Lee flies around Motoko a high speed to form a tornado that cuts (Lee is doing the cutting). After several cuts and a nearly torn apart hakama the tornado fades and Motoko fell on her back.)!!!!
(A.N.: Both forms are right after another, cool huh?)
(While the residents are gasping in shock, a woman with a keen eye is watching the battle from a distance.)
Woman: {Hmm, Motoko is really getting crushed out there, but how can that be? That guy's fighting style is so unorthodoxed.}
Lee: (telepathic) {I know where you are as well as who you are.} (The lady gasped).
Motoko: {I can't lose again.}
Lee: (annoyed and disappointed) Do you enjoy wasting my time Motoko? I challenged you for one reason and that is to see what you are truly made of. I thought that I saw something from a representative of the God's Cry School, but I guess I was wrong. If all the fighters from your dojo are this pathetic then I might as well humiliate you in front of your dojo and then destroy it afterwards. If you don't want that to happen, then you have until I get close enough to plunge my sword into your heart (advances slowly towards the seemly unconscious Motoko)!
(A.N.: There I go with another anime/manga cliché again.)
Woman: {C'mon Motoko, make me proud, show him what warriors from the God's Cry School are made of.}
(A.N.: Whoa, another one and from who it's coming from it might be a little OOC.)
Naru: How can he be this cold?
Keitaro: I've never seen him like this it's as if he's a different person.
Sarah: He wants a challenge.
Everyone minus the fighters: WHAT?!
Sarah: Think about it Lee, will have to leave us pretty soon and he knows it so he wants to challenge the strongest warrior here, which for all we know is Motoko, but right now he's not impressed by her performance thus far, hence he is trying to motivate her into finding the strength inside herself to fight on.
Shinobu & Su: Are you sure your 8 years old and not a 18 year old in a four year old body?
Sarah: I'm smart for my age and he told me right before we pulled a prank involving taking Naru's bras and panties and sprayed with an experimental perfume that Lee created that smelled really sweet and fragrant. Next, we scattered them throughout the dorm and sure enough Keitaro picked them up and smelled them, only Naru caught him in the act and whooped his ass, just as we planned of course.
Naru: (shocked) That was you two?!
Sarah: Yep, funny huh (smiles)?
Keitaro: See, see Naru, I told you it wasn't my fault! {Like it ever is.}
(Lee is now within stabbing distance and holds his sword above her chest and is about to strike the deathblow.)
Motoko: {NOW!} (Tries to stab her opponent in the crotch, but stops right before the sword connects. Instead she seems to be paralyzed and in pain.)
Lee: Nice move....I commend you, but you should know that I would never fall for something as clichéd as that. Oh and I was joking about destroying your dojo, I was trying to motivate you into continuing this battle.
Motoko: Dammit (groans).
Lee: Isn't it ironic that I countered a crotch shot, with a crotch shot?
Motoko: What (Looks to see Lee's tail and where it went)?
Lee: (Holds Motoko up using his tail.) This can't be all you got.
Motoko: It isn't.
Lee: Then show me (throws her).
Motoko: (flips and lands on her feet) Boulder Cutting Blade!
Lee: (jumps out of the way) C'mon.
Motoko: (charges) Die!
Lee: Here (materializes a titanium bar in front of him.).
Motoko: Steel bars buckle at the sight of my blade (tries to cut the bar, only the sword vibrated as well as Motoko's body, like in Warner Bros. Cartoons.)!
Lee: Titanium doesn't fear a damn thing. {It's the strongest metal on earth.} (Hits Motoko with the bar and dematerializes it)!!
Motoko: (dazed) I didn't know.
Lee: This was a lot of laughs, but now it's getting old.
Motoko: (barely standing) What do you mean?
Lee: (Impersonates the parrot from "Scary Movie 2") You are the weakest link....good-bye (charges).
Motoko: {Gotta do something fast and I can only think of one thing.} (Flashes Lee when he got within 20 feet of her, causing him to stop to look at her big breasts. Motoko jumps straight up in the air.) God's Cry School Ultimate Technique: SHIN LIGHTENING BLADE (Major ki blast and explosion where Lee was standing)!!!
Motoko: (lands ten feet from ground zero) Yes, I did it!
Naru: Yeah, Motoko finally got him!
Keitaro: I sure hope she did.
Sarah & Su: No.
Everyone else: Huh?
Su: There is no way Motoko could have beaten Lee with that attack, especially since he was laying the smackdown the whole time.
Kitsune: Damn, even Su is focused on this duel.
Sarah: {If Su's focus on this duel is as much as you drink booze everyone here would drown in it.}
(A.N.: I know that insult didn't make much sense.)
Motoko: (waited for the dust to clear and she found a very pissed off Lee approaching her slowly) No, no, no, noway!
Lee: Your last defensive move and it had to be flashing?! Oh and what about that weak move huh, HUH?!
Motoko: (standing there trembling) {Oh no, I'm screwed. That was the strongest move of the God's Cry School and he took it like it was nothing.}
Woman: {Her spirit is broken....it's over.} (Has the look of grimace on her face)
Lee: (eyes glow red) Good-bye Motoko, FACTOR (horizontal slash at Motoko's chest)!!!
Motoko: {It's....over...I....was.....humiliated again....and now I'm.....gonna.......die.} (Drops her Shisui Sword and starts falling forward.)
Everyone watching: MOTOKO NOOOOOOOOO!!!
(Lee caught Motoko before she hits the ground, picks up her sword and carries the warrior threshold style.)
Lee: (walks past everyone without giving them a look) {She did pretty well for someone who sucks.}
Woman: {I've seen all I needed to see.} (Takes off)
Kitsune: (with her eyes open) That was disturbing.
Keitaro: Where did he go?
Naru: Where else?
(Outside Motoko's Room)
Shinobu: Why is the door red?
Lee: (opens the door) I 'm trying a new way to heal Motoko since she's close to death so I need complete concentration so I don't end up killing her.
Naru: What are we supposed to do?
Lee: I don't know. Why don't you talk to Cigarrette Butt (Haruka).
Haruka: (from a distance) I heard that!
Lee: {Whatever.} (Closes the door)
To Be Continued
Antics: Not Again
Shinobu: Motoko isn't dead is she?
Lee: No Shinobu.
Shinobu: Who was that mystery lady?
Lee: You're kidding right? I practically gave it away.
Shinobu: Give me a hint.
Lee: No, a hint will give away her identity to even the readers that haven't read that far in the manga yet.
Shinobu: Tell me (Lee pulls a rope and Shinobu falls down a trap door). AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Lee: Now the Q & A is over once and for all.
Lee3: Well I hope you all enjoyed that chapter, even though the ending sucked. Review if you wanna.
Shinobu: (somehow appears) You bastard! Now I'm gonna say it?
Lee3: NO, DON'T DO IT!!!
Shinobu: (mimics Xiangua) "Justice will prevail.....just kidding."
Lee3: Not that lame-ass line from Xiangua!!! See ya next time (chases Shinobu).
Shinobu: Um, won't one of your fans hate the fact that you are using Berserker to beat up Astaroth?
Lee3: Shinobu, its just the practice mode against the CPU that's all. Besides I'm just trying to master Berserker's moves then I'll crank it to Extremely Hard mode.
Shinobu: Did that Astaroth fan inspire you to do this?
Lee3: Yes, anyway do you want to do the disclaimer?
Shinobu: I'm too nervous.
Lee3: Then I'll do it then. I don't own any of the characters except the SI, Renegade, Angelica, Lobo, and any of the other characters I thought up in this weird imagination of mine. I don't own the series if I did it would turn out as weird as Excel Saga.
Shinobu: Does that mean we start now?
Lee3: (annoyed) Yes it does.
Shinobu: STARTING (nothing happens)!
Lee3: No you passive wuss, you're supposed to say RUN IT!!
To Kill by the Sword: Motoko vs. Lee All out Assault
Lee: (stands) C'mon take your best shot.
Motoko: I'm not falling for that again!
Lee: (sings) It's free, let's see if you can hit me.
Motoko: Okay (charges), Motoko Slash (the attack seemed to connect but Motoko went right through him as if he was transparent)! Huh?
Lee: You missed (smiles).
Motoko: Noway, you should be cut in half (Lee jumps and down for a few seconds to prove his body is still attached)! {No, he will not make a fool of me again!} (Attacks several times, but the result remained the same)
Lee: (monotone) You haven't hit a thing except air. Do they train you to do that at that God's Cry School of yours?
Motoko: How did you...?
Lee: You shout out the name every time you do a "Boulder Cutting Blade".
Motoko: UUUUUUURRRRRGGGHHHH (takes a deep breath and calms down)! {Calm down, he's just trying to get in my head.}
Lee: (getting bored) I'm just gonna end this right now (disappears from sight).
Motoko: {Where is he?} (Hears noises from all sides) {Damn I hope I can defend against this move.} (Lee appears right in front of her prepared to strike) Boulder Cutting Blade (the ki blast revealed that Lee as a charlatan because it was transparent and disappeared)! No!
Lee: DRAGON SLASH: FORM 10 and 11 (strikes Motoko from the left side, then he kicked her straight up in the air, next he flew up to her altitude. Lee's sword glowed white and he slashed Motoko from all directions (8 times) ending form 10. For form 11 Lee flies around Motoko a high speed to form a tornado that cuts (Lee is doing the cutting). After several cuts and a nearly torn apart hakama the tornado fades and Motoko fell on her back.)!!!!
(A.N.: Both forms are right after another, cool huh?)
(While the residents are gasping in shock, a woman with a keen eye is watching the battle from a distance.)
Woman: {Hmm, Motoko is really getting crushed out there, but how can that be? That guy's fighting style is so unorthodoxed.}
Lee: (telepathic) {I know where you are as well as who you are.} (The lady gasped).
Motoko: {I can't lose again.}
Lee: (annoyed and disappointed) Do you enjoy wasting my time Motoko? I challenged you for one reason and that is to see what you are truly made of. I thought that I saw something from a representative of the God's Cry School, but I guess I was wrong. If all the fighters from your dojo are this pathetic then I might as well humiliate you in front of your dojo and then destroy it afterwards. If you don't want that to happen, then you have until I get close enough to plunge my sword into your heart (advances slowly towards the seemly unconscious Motoko)!
(A.N.: There I go with another anime/manga cliché again.)
Woman: {C'mon Motoko, make me proud, show him what warriors from the God's Cry School are made of.}
(A.N.: Whoa, another one and from who it's coming from it might be a little OOC.)
Naru: How can he be this cold?
Keitaro: I've never seen him like this it's as if he's a different person.
Sarah: He wants a challenge.
Everyone minus the fighters: WHAT?!
Sarah: Think about it Lee, will have to leave us pretty soon and he knows it so he wants to challenge the strongest warrior here, which for all we know is Motoko, but right now he's not impressed by her performance thus far, hence he is trying to motivate her into finding the strength inside herself to fight on.
Shinobu & Su: Are you sure your 8 years old and not a 18 year old in a four year old body?
Sarah: I'm smart for my age and he told me right before we pulled a prank involving taking Naru's bras and panties and sprayed with an experimental perfume that Lee created that smelled really sweet and fragrant. Next, we scattered them throughout the dorm and sure enough Keitaro picked them up and smelled them, only Naru caught him in the act and whooped his ass, just as we planned of course.
Naru: (shocked) That was you two?!
Sarah: Yep, funny huh (smiles)?
Keitaro: See, see Naru, I told you it wasn't my fault! {Like it ever is.}
(Lee is now within stabbing distance and holds his sword above her chest and is about to strike the deathblow.)
Motoko: {NOW!} (Tries to stab her opponent in the crotch, but stops right before the sword connects. Instead she seems to be paralyzed and in pain.)
Lee: Nice move....I commend you, but you should know that I would never fall for something as clichéd as that. Oh and I was joking about destroying your dojo, I was trying to motivate you into continuing this battle.
Motoko: Dammit (groans).
Lee: Isn't it ironic that I countered a crotch shot, with a crotch shot?
Motoko: What (Looks to see Lee's tail and where it went)?
Lee: (Holds Motoko up using his tail.) This can't be all you got.
Motoko: It isn't.
Lee: Then show me (throws her).
Motoko: (flips and lands on her feet) Boulder Cutting Blade!
Lee: (jumps out of the way) C'mon.
Motoko: (charges) Die!
Lee: Here (materializes a titanium bar in front of him.).
Motoko: Steel bars buckle at the sight of my blade (tries to cut the bar, only the sword vibrated as well as Motoko's body, like in Warner Bros. Cartoons.)!
Lee: Titanium doesn't fear a damn thing. {It's the strongest metal on earth.} (Hits Motoko with the bar and dematerializes it)!!
Motoko: (dazed) I didn't know.
Lee: This was a lot of laughs, but now it's getting old.
Motoko: (barely standing) What do you mean?
Lee: (Impersonates the parrot from "Scary Movie 2") You are the weakest link....good-bye (charges).
Motoko: {Gotta do something fast and I can only think of one thing.} (Flashes Lee when he got within 20 feet of her, causing him to stop to look at her big breasts. Motoko jumps straight up in the air.) God's Cry School Ultimate Technique: SHIN LIGHTENING BLADE (Major ki blast and explosion where Lee was standing)!!!
Motoko: (lands ten feet from ground zero) Yes, I did it!
Naru: Yeah, Motoko finally got him!
Keitaro: I sure hope she did.
Sarah & Su: No.
Everyone else: Huh?
Su: There is no way Motoko could have beaten Lee with that attack, especially since he was laying the smackdown the whole time.
Kitsune: Damn, even Su is focused on this duel.
Sarah: {If Su's focus on this duel is as much as you drink booze everyone here would drown in it.}
(A.N.: I know that insult didn't make much sense.)
Motoko: (waited for the dust to clear and she found a very pissed off Lee approaching her slowly) No, no, no, noway!
Lee: Your last defensive move and it had to be flashing?! Oh and what about that weak move huh, HUH?!
Motoko: (standing there trembling) {Oh no, I'm screwed. That was the strongest move of the God's Cry School and he took it like it was nothing.}
Woman: {Her spirit is broken....it's over.} (Has the look of grimace on her face)
Lee: (eyes glow red) Good-bye Motoko, FACTOR (horizontal slash at Motoko's chest)!!!
Motoko: {It's....over...I....was.....humiliated again....and now I'm.....gonna.......die.} (Drops her Shisui Sword and starts falling forward.)
Everyone watching: MOTOKO NOOOOOOOOO!!!
(Lee caught Motoko before she hits the ground, picks up her sword and carries the warrior threshold style.)
Lee: (walks past everyone without giving them a look) {She did pretty well for someone who sucks.}
Woman: {I've seen all I needed to see.} (Takes off)
Kitsune: (with her eyes open) That was disturbing.
Keitaro: Where did he go?
Naru: Where else?
(Outside Motoko's Room)
Shinobu: Why is the door red?
Lee: (opens the door) I 'm trying a new way to heal Motoko since she's close to death so I need complete concentration so I don't end up killing her.
Naru: What are we supposed to do?
Lee: I don't know. Why don't you talk to Cigarrette Butt (Haruka).
Haruka: (from a distance) I heard that!
Lee: {Whatever.} (Closes the door)
To Be Continued
Antics: Not Again
Shinobu: Motoko isn't dead is she?
Lee: No Shinobu.
Shinobu: Who was that mystery lady?
Lee: You're kidding right? I practically gave it away.
Shinobu: Give me a hint.
Lee: No, a hint will give away her identity to even the readers that haven't read that far in the manga yet.
Shinobu: Tell me (Lee pulls a rope and Shinobu falls down a trap door). AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Lee: Now the Q & A is over once and for all.
Lee3: Well I hope you all enjoyed that chapter, even though the ending sucked. Review if you wanna.
Shinobu: (somehow appears) You bastard! Now I'm gonna say it?
Lee3: NO, DON'T DO IT!!!
Shinobu: (mimics Xiangua) "Justice will prevail.....just kidding."
Lee3: Not that lame-ass line from Xiangua!!! See ya next time (chases Shinobu).
