Lee3: (playing Smash Bros. Melee) Game over (has Bowser use his smash
attack to send Jigglypuff flying into oblivion). Took you to school you
lying bitch.
Random Japanese Girl: How did you know I was lying?
Lee3: It's hard to believe that someone from Japan the "Gaming Capital of the World" has never played a videogame in her life and then chooses Jigglypuff to against a Bowser master in Smash Bros. Melee. Nobody does that unless they know what they are doing. (Girl leaves in disgust)
Naru: (annoyed) Did you do a parody on somebody again?
Lee3: Yes, I remember a past letter in an issue of Nintendo Power this Canadian kid and his friends got whooped by a Japanese exchange student who claimed that she never played a videogame in her life. She chose Jigglypuff and I just told you the result. Either she was lying or those dudes sucked and I think both.
Naru: Have you ever been to Japan?
Lee3: Yes, I have and I have seen a lot of people at arcades and playing games in electronic stores. Games are everywhere in that country. {Damn, that's cool!}
Naru: Oh...weren't you playing Soul Caliber 2 earlier?
Lee3: Yeah, I was doing the Weapons Master mode and was getting a kick of Xiangua and Seung Mina's reactions when the time runs out. {Kiddy tantrums are funny.} Oh speaking of which Su challenged me to a game so I better start this thing. I don't own the series yadda, yadda, yadda you should know by now and if not you SUCK!! RUN IT!!!
11 Days Left: Memories of the Past and a Letter
(Current Time: 7:00a.m.)
Motoko: (wakes up in her room) Am I still alive?
Lee: Yes, you are still alive.
Motoko: (gets out of bed, but can't find Lee) Where are you (A giant, red and black cocoon like thing drops from the ceiling, stopping short of the ground)? Whoa!
(The cocoon opens up to reveal that it was just Lee with Dragon wings while hanging upside down by his tail.)
Lee: (wings disappear) What do you want?
Motoko: How do you do that?
Lee: (tail disappears and he falls, but gets up again) I just do. Now what's bugging you?
Motoko: Why did you challenge me?
Lee: (falls anime style) DON'T TELL ME YOU FORGOT?!
Motoko: (thinks back) Oh yeah I remember (Lee falls again). Do you have any idea when you are going to be leaving?
Lee: Eleven days, are you trying to get rid of me?
Motoko: Well duh.
Lee: You are impossible. You know this reminds me of when we fought more often.
Motoko: That was two days after our first battle.
Lee: That I won without using my powers.
(Flashback)
(Lee walks to Motoko's room and opens the door.)
Lee: Hey Motoko (sees her naked), oh I see your cute self is changing I'll come back (walks down the hall, three seconds later an explosion is heard).
Motoko: URASHIMA YOU BASTARD!!!!
Lee: I'm Lee you insolent samurai!
Motoko: Sorry force of habit. LEE YOU DIE!!!
Lee: (stoic) Whatever girl (his sword appears), I'm gonna use my powers this time.
Motoko: (charges) Motoko Slash (the attack connects, but Lee just stood and took it)!
Lee: (turns to face Motoko) That attack failed two days ago, what makes you think that move will work now?
Motoko: {Dammit, I'm not strong enough to beat him now.} Hundred Pro....(black streak struck Motoko)
Lee: (Lands behind her) If your wondering what it was, that was Dragon Slash: third form, bitch.
Motoko: Fuck (passes out).
Lee: (sword disappears) I'm not healing your weak-ass this time.
Naru: (appears out of nowhere) What happened?
Lee: Motoko was foolish enough to challenge me again. She really needs to control her temper (leaves).
Naru: {We need to get rid of him.}
(Flashback ends)
Motoko: Yeah...well you got lucky that time.
Lee: Sure Motoko keep deluding yourself.
(Flashback 2)
(Motoko is on the roof practicing her strikes or whatever.)
Lee: (walks up the stairs and sees her practicing) What the fuck is that?
Motoko: (annoyed) It's called practicing.
Lee: Practicing what, "The Chop" without the Indian chant?
Motoko: You Western idiots wouldn't understand.
Lee: Understand what, how to be a warrior in a time period where it's all electronic? You're the idiot, but I guess your whole family is like that.
Motoko: (pissed) THAT'S IT (throws down the kendo stick and draws her sword)!!!
(Lee draws his sword, but transforms it into a pistol with armor piercing rounds.)
Motoko: I would expect a Westerner to use a rocket launcher.
Lee: (stoic) It's a pistol stupid and there are eight bullets in it, but only four will be enough to beat you.
Motoko: It's your funeral.
Lee: Heh, yeah right (fires a shot).
Motoko: (Blocked the bullet with her sword) Hundred Profusion Strike (Lee sidesteps the ki blast and fired another shot that was faster than the last, but Motoko blocked it)!
Motoko: I got you (jumps high into the air). Aerial (another shot fired) SHIT (barely had time to block that one shot aimed at her chest)!!!
Lee: (watches Motoko land) {Fool, her sword has cracked and she doesn't even know it.}
Motoko: (charges) I've got you now!
Lee: (channels electromagnetic energy into the pistol) Game Over (fires the final bullet at the sword and breaks it).
Motoko: (falls to her knees in shock) My Shisui....it's destroyed.
Lee: I told you four shots would beat you, but I guess Easterners aren't good at listening.
(Flashback 2 ends)
Motoko: Man, was I foolish.
Lee: You didn't notice that after the third shot your sword was badly cracked?
Motoko: No (has her head down).
Lee: To think 3 hours later you challenged me again.
(Flashback 3: In the Dining Hall)
Keitaro: Three times?
Naru: Damn.
Su: That sucks (sucks on a Popsicle stick).
Shinobu: That guy is no ordinary fighter.
Sarah: He's as ordinary as Tama!
Lee: Don't insult me (gloats).
Tama: Myuh.
Motoko: ENOUGH!!!
Lee: (finishes eating) Hey, don't be mad, I'm just a better fighter than you, oh Su I won that little eating contest of ours.
Su: Aww, now we're tied.
Motoko: Lee I....
Lee: Hey Naru, Keitaro is touching your huge tits.
Naru: WHAT?!
Keitaro: No I'm not! Naru you got to believe me!
Naru: NO EXCUSES (punches Keitaro into space)!!!!
Lee & Sarah: (laughing while hi-fiving each other) Naru, you are as stupid as Keitaro!
Motoko: Hey stupid!
Su: Awe, no more food.
Shinobu: You'll have to wait until dinner.
Motoko: SHUT UP!!!!
(Everyone except Lee gasps)
Lee: What do you want?
Motoko: I challenge you right now!
Lee: Okay.
Motoko: (draws her sword) Boulder....
Lee: I win.
Motoko: What? How can that be?
Lee: Look down.
Motoko: (Looks to see Lee's tail a few inches away from her chest) So?!
Lee: The tail has a sharp point and it can kill you in nano-seconds (every stares). It has a mind of its own because I was tired of my enemies cutting it off.
Motoko (long silence) Goddammit!!!
(Flashback 3 ends)
Lee: The other battles were the same way except the most recent one.
Motoko: You really know how to rub it in.
Lee: That's what you get for talking shit about my Western background.
Motoko: Where are you from anyway?
Lee: (with disgust) Bakersfield. California.
Motoko: (excited) How are the beaches?
Lee: The nearest beach is 2 ½ hours from Bakersfield.
Motoko: What's it like?
Lee: A piece of shit and I will explain it more in the continuation.
Haruka: (shows up) You got a letter (she gives Lee the envelope).
Lee: (Stoic) What?
Motoko: Who could possibly know you here?
Lee: We'll soon find out. Thanks Cigarette Butt.
Haruka: Don't call me that.
Lee: Then stop smoking. {Every time I see you, you have a cigarette in your mouth.} (Opens the envelope)
Dear Warrior,
I saw your battle and was amazed by your fighting style. To shorten this letter I want you to come to Kyoto, the God's Cry School is in the mountains. Come alone and give me your all.
Signed,
Tsuruko
Lee: Do you know anyone named Tsuruko (Motoko is shock)? What's wrong Motocross?
Motoko: (tweaked) She is my big sister.
To Be Continued
Antics: Pose Parody
Lee: (doing original Green Ranger poses) I am the master behind the pranks at Hinata House! I am the PRANKSTER GANGSTA!!!
Sarah: (does original Red Ranger poses) I am the princess of pranks and the number three abuser of Keitaro. I am the PRANKSTER PRINCESS!!!!
Naru: Knock it off (steps on a landmine and an explosion occurs sending all three flying)!
Lee: You put the mine too close Sarah.
Sarah: Sorry.
Lee: We got Naru so it's all good.
Lee3: Looks like I win making it 3-2 in the team vs. battles.
Su: I was close.
Lee3: That was a good team you put together.
Su: The Assassin, Yunsung and Seung Mina was awesome.
Lee3: I personally call that team of yours "Team Annoying as Hell".
Su: I call your team "Team Oddballs".
Lee3: Obviously because my team consisted of Link, Berserker, and Lizardman/Assassin.
Su: I guess it's time to end this.
Lee3: Yep, review if you like. Did any of you guess that the mystery woman was Tsuruko? Be candid.
Su: Justice will.....
Lee3: (Hits Su with a hammer) See ya next chapter. {Now I must find Shinobu.} Oh and Hanku (answers the hi-five), looks like we got a lot in common.
Random Japanese Girl: How did you know I was lying?
Lee3: It's hard to believe that someone from Japan the "Gaming Capital of the World" has never played a videogame in her life and then chooses Jigglypuff to against a Bowser master in Smash Bros. Melee. Nobody does that unless they know what they are doing. (Girl leaves in disgust)
Naru: (annoyed) Did you do a parody on somebody again?
Lee3: Yes, I remember a past letter in an issue of Nintendo Power this Canadian kid and his friends got whooped by a Japanese exchange student who claimed that she never played a videogame in her life. She chose Jigglypuff and I just told you the result. Either she was lying or those dudes sucked and I think both.
Naru: Have you ever been to Japan?
Lee3: Yes, I have and I have seen a lot of people at arcades and playing games in electronic stores. Games are everywhere in that country. {Damn, that's cool!}
Naru: Oh...weren't you playing Soul Caliber 2 earlier?
Lee3: Yeah, I was doing the Weapons Master mode and was getting a kick of Xiangua and Seung Mina's reactions when the time runs out. {Kiddy tantrums are funny.} Oh speaking of which Su challenged me to a game so I better start this thing. I don't own the series yadda, yadda, yadda you should know by now and if not you SUCK!! RUN IT!!!
11 Days Left: Memories of the Past and a Letter
(Current Time: 7:00a.m.)
Motoko: (wakes up in her room) Am I still alive?
Lee: Yes, you are still alive.
Motoko: (gets out of bed, but can't find Lee) Where are you (A giant, red and black cocoon like thing drops from the ceiling, stopping short of the ground)? Whoa!
(The cocoon opens up to reveal that it was just Lee with Dragon wings while hanging upside down by his tail.)
Lee: (wings disappear) What do you want?
Motoko: How do you do that?
Lee: (tail disappears and he falls, but gets up again) I just do. Now what's bugging you?
Motoko: Why did you challenge me?
Lee: (falls anime style) DON'T TELL ME YOU FORGOT?!
Motoko: (thinks back) Oh yeah I remember (Lee falls again). Do you have any idea when you are going to be leaving?
Lee: Eleven days, are you trying to get rid of me?
Motoko: Well duh.
Lee: You are impossible. You know this reminds me of when we fought more often.
Motoko: That was two days after our first battle.
Lee: That I won without using my powers.
(Flashback)
(Lee walks to Motoko's room and opens the door.)
Lee: Hey Motoko (sees her naked), oh I see your cute self is changing I'll come back (walks down the hall, three seconds later an explosion is heard).
Motoko: URASHIMA YOU BASTARD!!!!
Lee: I'm Lee you insolent samurai!
Motoko: Sorry force of habit. LEE YOU DIE!!!
Lee: (stoic) Whatever girl (his sword appears), I'm gonna use my powers this time.
Motoko: (charges) Motoko Slash (the attack connects, but Lee just stood and took it)!
Lee: (turns to face Motoko) That attack failed two days ago, what makes you think that move will work now?
Motoko: {Dammit, I'm not strong enough to beat him now.} Hundred Pro....(black streak struck Motoko)
Lee: (Lands behind her) If your wondering what it was, that was Dragon Slash: third form, bitch.
Motoko: Fuck (passes out).
Lee: (sword disappears) I'm not healing your weak-ass this time.
Naru: (appears out of nowhere) What happened?
Lee: Motoko was foolish enough to challenge me again. She really needs to control her temper (leaves).
Naru: {We need to get rid of him.}
(Flashback ends)
Motoko: Yeah...well you got lucky that time.
Lee: Sure Motoko keep deluding yourself.
(Flashback 2)
(Motoko is on the roof practicing her strikes or whatever.)
Lee: (walks up the stairs and sees her practicing) What the fuck is that?
Motoko: (annoyed) It's called practicing.
Lee: Practicing what, "The Chop" without the Indian chant?
Motoko: You Western idiots wouldn't understand.
Lee: Understand what, how to be a warrior in a time period where it's all electronic? You're the idiot, but I guess your whole family is like that.
Motoko: (pissed) THAT'S IT (throws down the kendo stick and draws her sword)!!!
(Lee draws his sword, but transforms it into a pistol with armor piercing rounds.)
Motoko: I would expect a Westerner to use a rocket launcher.
Lee: (stoic) It's a pistol stupid and there are eight bullets in it, but only four will be enough to beat you.
Motoko: It's your funeral.
Lee: Heh, yeah right (fires a shot).
Motoko: (Blocked the bullet with her sword) Hundred Profusion Strike (Lee sidesteps the ki blast and fired another shot that was faster than the last, but Motoko blocked it)!
Motoko: I got you (jumps high into the air). Aerial (another shot fired) SHIT (barely had time to block that one shot aimed at her chest)!!!
Lee: (watches Motoko land) {Fool, her sword has cracked and she doesn't even know it.}
Motoko: (charges) I've got you now!
Lee: (channels electromagnetic energy into the pistol) Game Over (fires the final bullet at the sword and breaks it).
Motoko: (falls to her knees in shock) My Shisui....it's destroyed.
Lee: I told you four shots would beat you, but I guess Easterners aren't good at listening.
(Flashback 2 ends)
Motoko: Man, was I foolish.
Lee: You didn't notice that after the third shot your sword was badly cracked?
Motoko: No (has her head down).
Lee: To think 3 hours later you challenged me again.
(Flashback 3: In the Dining Hall)
Keitaro: Three times?
Naru: Damn.
Su: That sucks (sucks on a Popsicle stick).
Shinobu: That guy is no ordinary fighter.
Sarah: He's as ordinary as Tama!
Lee: Don't insult me (gloats).
Tama: Myuh.
Motoko: ENOUGH!!!
Lee: (finishes eating) Hey, don't be mad, I'm just a better fighter than you, oh Su I won that little eating contest of ours.
Su: Aww, now we're tied.
Motoko: Lee I....
Lee: Hey Naru, Keitaro is touching your huge tits.
Naru: WHAT?!
Keitaro: No I'm not! Naru you got to believe me!
Naru: NO EXCUSES (punches Keitaro into space)!!!!
Lee & Sarah: (laughing while hi-fiving each other) Naru, you are as stupid as Keitaro!
Motoko: Hey stupid!
Su: Awe, no more food.
Shinobu: You'll have to wait until dinner.
Motoko: SHUT UP!!!!
(Everyone except Lee gasps)
Lee: What do you want?
Motoko: I challenge you right now!
Lee: Okay.
Motoko: (draws her sword) Boulder....
Lee: I win.
Motoko: What? How can that be?
Lee: Look down.
Motoko: (Looks to see Lee's tail a few inches away from her chest) So?!
Lee: The tail has a sharp point and it can kill you in nano-seconds (every stares). It has a mind of its own because I was tired of my enemies cutting it off.
Motoko (long silence) Goddammit!!!
(Flashback 3 ends)
Lee: The other battles were the same way except the most recent one.
Motoko: You really know how to rub it in.
Lee: That's what you get for talking shit about my Western background.
Motoko: Where are you from anyway?
Lee: (with disgust) Bakersfield. California.
Motoko: (excited) How are the beaches?
Lee: The nearest beach is 2 ½ hours from Bakersfield.
Motoko: What's it like?
Lee: A piece of shit and I will explain it more in the continuation.
Haruka: (shows up) You got a letter (she gives Lee the envelope).
Lee: (Stoic) What?
Motoko: Who could possibly know you here?
Lee: We'll soon find out. Thanks Cigarette Butt.
Haruka: Don't call me that.
Lee: Then stop smoking. {Every time I see you, you have a cigarette in your mouth.} (Opens the envelope)
Dear Warrior,
I saw your battle and was amazed by your fighting style. To shorten this letter I want you to come to Kyoto, the God's Cry School is in the mountains. Come alone and give me your all.
Signed,
Tsuruko
Lee: Do you know anyone named Tsuruko (Motoko is shock)? What's wrong Motocross?
Motoko: (tweaked) She is my big sister.
To Be Continued
Antics: Pose Parody
Lee: (doing original Green Ranger poses) I am the master behind the pranks at Hinata House! I am the PRANKSTER GANGSTA!!!
Sarah: (does original Red Ranger poses) I am the princess of pranks and the number three abuser of Keitaro. I am the PRANKSTER PRINCESS!!!!
Naru: Knock it off (steps on a landmine and an explosion occurs sending all three flying)!
Lee: You put the mine too close Sarah.
Sarah: Sorry.
Lee: We got Naru so it's all good.
Lee3: Looks like I win making it 3-2 in the team vs. battles.
Su: I was close.
Lee3: That was a good team you put together.
Su: The Assassin, Yunsung and Seung Mina was awesome.
Lee3: I personally call that team of yours "Team Annoying as Hell".
Su: I call your team "Team Oddballs".
Lee3: Obviously because my team consisted of Link, Berserker, and Lizardman/Assassin.
Su: I guess it's time to end this.
Lee3: Yep, review if you like. Did any of you guess that the mystery woman was Tsuruko? Be candid.
Su: Justice will.....
Lee3: (Hits Su with a hammer) See ya next chapter. {Now I must find Shinobu.} Oh and Hanku (answers the hi-five), looks like we got a lot in common.
