Random Incidents
Okay this is random stuff I made up, but it turned into a story. If anyone has a better title please tell me! I would like to thank my muses, my tiger Jenny, Vixy an orange-stripped cat (stuffed), my gray and black-stripped cat Lucky (real), and last but not least, Chibi, scythe wielding, bat Duo. He's responsible for helping me come up with this whacked up stuff. Also credit goes to my sister, the Goddess of Death, for giving me the idea for Quatre's scene. Sorry if they're ooc (out of character). Oh yeah! This *(TYPE) means they're thinking, and this (TYPE) means action. And I don't own Gundam wing. On with the show!
Part 1
Duo: *(I hate it when Hilde walks in on me) (walks into bathroom, and gets into a hot bath) ahhhh.
(Hilde walks in) Hilde: Oh my God! Duo I'm so sorry! ^_______^
Duo: (Pulls towel over…err you know) would you please GET OUT!
Hilde: Oh! Oh yeah. Sure. ^______^ (Walks out of bathroom)
Duo: *(girls, uhg!)
Heero is typing on his laptop. Suddenly the guns and ammo site he was on changes to a Pokemon one. Relena walks in and looks over his shoulder.
Relena: Heero! I didn't know you liked Pokemon!
Heero: *(Damn!) (Is cursing) Relena please leave.
Relena: Okay! ^_____^ you're so cute! (Walks out of the room)
Heero: *(I need a better computer. And I need to work in a safe house) +______+
Wufei is practicing with his katana in a super secret room. Sally stands at the doorway.
Wufei: (swinging his katana around) Take that! And that! Die Relena Peacecraft!
Sally: Why do you hate Relena so much?
Wufei: (jumps ten feet in the air and then turns around) How did you get in here?!
Sally: (holds up a fake ID) With this. ^______^
Wufei: (his face turns bright red) GET OUT!!!! NOW!!!! (he throws his katana at her)
Sally: (jumps behind the wall. The katana hits the doorframe) See you later Wufei! (runs down the hall)
Wufei: *(Damn onna!…I need to get a better security system) (goes back to practicing)
(Quatre is sitting in the living room drinking tea)
Quatre: *(Ahhhh. Peace and quiet) (puts teacup to his mouth)
Dorothy: Hey Quatre! What's up?!
Quatre: (surprised, spits tea everywhere and spills it on his shirt) Oh dear.
Dorothy: Oh Quatre! I'm so sorry! (Quatre starts to clean up) Let me help!
Dorothy grabs a few napkins and in the process knocks over the teapot and spills tea all over the table and the floor.
Dorothy: Whoops see daisy!
Quatre: (starts to get that crazy look in his eye) Dorothy! I can get it!
Dorothy: Don't be silly! I'll help! ^______^
Dorothy starts to wipe the table but instead spills the cream, sugar, and biscuits.
Quatre: (starts to hyperventilate) *(I'm going to kill her!) DOROTHY!!! GET OUT!!! YOU'RE DOING MORE HARM THAN GOOD!!!!!!!!
Dorothy: *(he's scary! But I better not show it!) All right! Fine! I'll go! (she stomps out of the room and slams the door)
Quatre: *(Mental note! Only drink tea when everyone's gone! And stab Dorothy!) Mahahahahah!!!
Once outside the door Dorothy sighed. A big grin spreads across her face. ^______^
Trowa was lying on his bed staring at the ceiling thinking. *(Is Catherine my real sister? Am I her brother?) He hears a noise and sits up. Listens for a minute. Doesn't hear anything so he lies back down. *(Of course she's my sister. Stop worrying)
Suddenly the door bursts open and Catherine comes flying in. She jumps and lands next to Trowa on the bed. Trowa bounces from the force.
Catherine: What's up Trowa?
Trowa: Nothing.
Catherine: There must be something you want to talk about.
Trowa: (shakes head) *(I need to be alone. That' what I need)
Catherine: Come on. I'm your sister. We can talk about anything. I won't tell.
Trowa thinks for a minute then shakes his head.
Catherine: (sighs) Do you have the hots for a girl? And you're trying to figure out if it's love?
Trowa: No! Catherine I don't have the hots for anyone! Don't you have something else to do?
Catherine: Nope! ^______^ (Trowa groans) Now spill the beans!
Trowa: There's nothing to tell!
Catherine: We should be able to talk! But you never want to! Why?
Trowa: *(Because it's who I am) (shakes his head)
Catherine: (groans) *(I mustn't get discouraged!) Well if you won't talk then I will. I need someone to confide in.
Trowa: (shrugs) *(I guess I owe her that much)
Catherine: Great! Well I met this boy and I really like him but I don't know if he likes me….
An hour later.
Catherine: (is pacing back and forth) The Manager was all irritated and everything so Katy left.
Trowa: *(I've got to stop her!) Catherine! Stop! Please!
Catherine: (stops pacing) But Trowa I need someone to talk to.
Trowa: You'll have to find someone else! You talk too much! Now get out of my room!!
Catherine: (is backing towards the door) Trowa. I've never heard you yell like that before.
Trowa: You're going to hear a lot more if you don't get out!
Catherine opens the door and slowly backs out. Trowa grabs a pillow and throws it at her. Catherine runs down the hall.
Catherine: (in a happy voice) Later Trowa!
Trowa: *(Mental note. Don't let her get started talking. She'll never stop. Also get a bolt on the door)
Catherine: (walking down the hall) *(I didn't know Trowa could get so annoyed! Maybe I should apologize. Later. Right now I need to get to the girls.)
A few hours later Hilde, Relena, Sally, Dorothy, and Catherine are sitting around a table in the basement.
Hilde: So I walked in on Duo while he was taking a bath! (they all squeal)
Relena: I got Milliardo to switch the web site that Heero was on to a Pokemon one!
Dorothy: You go girl!
Sally: I walked in on Wufei while he was practicing with his katana. Apparently he doesn't like Relena.
Relena: That's because I'm a pacifist. (everyone nodded)
Hilde: Was Wufei mad?
Sally: He was pissed! (they all cheer)
Dorothy: While Quatre was having tea I came in and scared him. He spilled tea everywhere! Then I tried to help him clean it up but I spilled everything else!
Sally: Did he go crazy?
Dorothy: Oh yeah!
Relena: What about you, Catherine?
Hilde: Yeah! What did you do to Trowa?
Catherine: I talked a lot. (they all look at her)
Dorothy: What happened? Did Trowa get annoyed?
Catherine: Yeah. He yelled at me. I've never seen him so irritated.
Hilde: Hey. Don't feel bad. It's for their own good!
Relena: Yeah!
Catherine: But I still feel bad. I mean, he's my brother!
Sally: Don't worry. We'll apologize later.
Hilde: That was the plan. I mean, I don't like doing it to Duo. But we need to find out what gets them irritated.
Relena: Yeah, I don't like doing it to Heero. Well maybe a little. ^___^
Sally: Wufei's fun to annoy. But I still have guilt. And I don't like doing it all the time.
Dorothy: I think Quatre's fun to annoy. I'd do it all the time if I could. But he's a little scary.
Everyone looks at her.
Dorothy: What? I like annoying him. And blowing stuff up! Yeah!!
Catherine: Ooookaaaay.
Relena: What's our next step?
Hilde: I'm not sure. Should we annoy them more?
Dorothy: How about we take things of theirs? Like Heero's gun and Wufei's katana?
Hilde: Hmmm. We'll keep that in mind.
So the girls continue talking.
So what do you think? Should I do more? Does taking things from the boys sound like a good idea? If you have a better one review and tell me.
CSWB Duo: As long as it's not my scythe! (grips scythe tightly)
VJ (me): Heh heh. Maybe.
CSWB Duo: O.O Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Runs around like maniac)
VJ: -_-;
Jenny: Please review!
