Random Incidents Part 3

VJ: Hi again! Well it seems like everyone liked it. I'm glad. Well this chapter is for Jackal. I would also like to thank Bishonen Chaser for reviewing. Your one of my favorite authors! Well this: (TYPE) means action, this: *(TYPE) means they're thinking, and this: *TYPE* is my comments.

Heero: (is pacing back and forth in the living room, obviously pissed.) someone is going to die.

Just then Wufei walks in. His face is red from anger and he also looks pissed.

Heero: Did you take my gun?

Wufei: Took your gun? I can't even find my katana!!!!!!!!!!

Heero: (looks surprised. *As surprised as Heero gets anyway*) Your katana's missing?

Wufei: (annoyed) Yes. I think Sally did it.

Heero: Maybe Relena took my gun. Though I don't know why.

Wufei: Maybe to annoy us.

Heero: It's possible.

Just then Duo walks in. He has a towel around his waist and his hair is unbraided.

Wufei: Look what the cat dragged in.

Duo: Shut up Wufei.

Heero: What's wrong?

Duo: Someone took my ponytail and brush! Now my hair's a mess!

Wufei: It suits you.

Duo: (glares at Wufei.)

Heero: And why don't you have any cloths on?

Duo: Someone took my cloths out of the bathroom and I can't get into my room!

Wufei: Well put something on before I get sick.

Duo: At least I'm not naked.

Heero: (glares at Duo.) We didn't need that mental picture.

Duo: (sarcastically) Sorry.

Trowa walks in, his hair is hanging almost to his shoulders.

Wufei: What happened to you?

Trowa: Someone took my gel and hairspray.

Heero: Hn.

Trowa: (looks at Duo. Raises an eyebrow)

Duo: Someone took my ponytail, brush, and cloths. And I can't get into my room.

Trowa: (looks over at Wufei and Heero.)

Wufei: Someone took my katana.

Heero: My gun's missing.

Trowa: (slowly nods.)

Just then Quatre stalks in holding a knife.

Quatre: (mumbling to himself) Must…kill…Dorothy. Must, kill, Dorothy.

Duo: Hey Q man. What's up?

Quatre: I must kill Dorothy.

Trowa: (raises an eyebrow) Why?

Quatre: Because I must.

Duo: I think he's cracked.

Quatre: I am not crazy!!!!!!!!!!!

Duo: I rest my case.

Wufei: Did anyone else get a strange phone call before everything went missing?

Heero: Now that you mention it, yes.

Trowa: (nods)

Duo: Yeah. They told me to go to the living room when I was done.

Everyone except Quatre: (nods in agreement)

Quatre: Why doesn't anyone call me?!!!!!!!!!!

Trowa: Take it easy.

Duo: Yeah man, what's wrong?

Quatre: Dorothy came in while I was having tea and she spilled everything. Now I must kill her.

Everyone: Ooookay.

Quatre: If you were there you would have flipped too!!!!!!!!!

Wufei: Well you don't have to yell!!!!

Quatre: Neither do you!!!

Wufei: Yes I do!!!!

Duo: Would you two shut up!!!

Quatre & Wufei: NO!!!!!!

Heero: (rolls eyes)

Duo: Well ya don't have to shout!!!

Wufei: Yes we do!!!!

Trowa: (sighs)

Duo: Well if you don't stop I'll, I'll…

Wufei: You'll what?

Duo: I'll tell Sally!

Wufei: (sarcastically) I'm real scared.

Duo: You should be!!!

Quatre: Well we're not!!!

Duo: You will be!

Wufei: Well… (They continue to argue like this for about 5 more minutes.)

Heero: We need to find out who is doing this, so stop.

Quatre, Wufei, and Duo: NO!!!!!

Trowa: (raises and eyebrow)

Heero: (pops a vein) What did you say?!

They stop arguing and look at Heero.

Duo: Yo Heero, you okay?

Heero: No! I'm sick of you're arguing! Just shut up! You're giving me a headache!

Wufei: You know Yuy; you can be a real narcissist sometimes.

Heero: Well you're a justice freak!

Duo: And you're suicidal!

Duo, Heero, Wufei, and Quatre continue to argue for about 10 minutes while Trowa just stands there and watches.

Suddenly we hear a high-pitched whistle.

The boys turn around and see Hilde, Relena, Sally, and Catherine standing in the doorway.

Hilde: You guys loose some stuff?

Heero: Yes. How do you know?

Relena: Let me show you.

Relena goes over and turns on the TV. On the TV is Dorothy holding a detonator.

Duo: What's Dorothy doing on the TV?

Sally: We have a camera in her room and we wired it into the TV.

Wufei: Why is she holding a detonator?

Catherine: Because we're black mailing you.

Quatre: (maniacally) What does that have to do with the detonator?!!

Hilde: Watch.

Hilde goes over and changes the channel. We see all of the boys' stuff along with a load of dynamite.

Trowa: What's this about?

Catherine: If you don't do what we tell you we'll have Dorothy blow everything up.

Heero: (narrows eyes and looks at Relena) You wouldn't.

Relena: (smiles mischievously) We would.

VJ: Oh sweat revenge!!

CSWB Duo: Technically it's blackmail.

VJ: Picky, picky, picky.

CSWB Duo: You bet!

Jenny & Vixy: (Rolls eyes)

VJ: Well I'll get the next chapter going. I need reviews though! So keep 'em coming! If anyone has any ideas I'd be glad to hear them. I promise I won't criticize. I'm pretty laid back.

CSWB Duo: (under breath) Except when it comes to me.

VJ: That's 'cause I've gotta keep you in line.

CSWB Duo: Humph.

Jenny: Well later days!