Lee3: Well, after this only two chapters to go.

Haruka: At least they aren't long.

Lee3: They're pretty short compared to the last twelve chapters.

Naru: What gave you the idea for this chapter a comedian?

Lee3: This chapter came to me after watching a Comedy Central special featuring Gabriel Iglesias.

Keitaro: What's it about (falls through a trap door)? What did I do?

Masked Reader: You almost caused Lee3 to give away the plot.

Lee3: Thanks a lot (pulls the mask off) Hanku.

Hanku: (smirks) You figured it out.

Lee3: When you said "DAMMIT" a while back you gave yourself away.

Hanku: (laughs) Well I guess the secret is out.

Kitsune: Shouldn't you be starting this chapter now?

Lee3: True. I don't own any of the Love Hina characters or the series. As a lot of you know I don't own Hanku either. Even though he is not even in this story. Well, that just about covers the legal IT!!!

Stuck on a Coaster: 2 Days Remaining

(In an Amusement Park)

Kitsune: Do you know where you are?

Lee: (Roller coaster roars by) An amusement park?

Motoko: (sigh) (cuts off the blindfold) The roller coaster defeated the purpose of the guessing game.

Sarah: Whatever, let's go have some fun!

Mutsumi: (shows up out of nowhere) Does everyone have a plan for today?

Lee: (stoic) Where did you come from?

Mutsumi: From the café, Haruka gave me the day off.

Lee: She's not gonna be lonely is she?

Mutsumi: Nope, she's busy today.

Keitaro: Seta is there isn't he?

Mutsumi: Yep!

Naru: Let's split up now and have fun.

Motoko: (grabs Lee's hand) C'mon, let's go.

Lee: (suspicious) What is she up to?

Naru: Keitaro, Shinobu, let's get a move on.

Shinobu: Okay.

Keitaro: Coming. This is great!

Kitsune: I'll go with you.

Mutsumi: Alright.

Su: C'mon Sarah, let's go play!

Sarah: Yay!

(Everyone goes his or her separate ways.)

(Mutsumi and Kitsune were eating watermelons and drinking beer, which is odd because there is no alcohol in an amusement park...I don't think there are watermelons either.)

Kitsune: Yeah, this is good beer.

Mutsumi: You said that last chapter.

Kitsune: You weren't even there!

Mutsumi: So?

Kitsune: So, how would you even know I made that statement!

Mutsumi: It's an anime/manga fic it's supposed to be unorthodoxed.

Kitsune: Do you even know what that word means?

Mutsumi: (smiles) Not a clue...ooh a triangular watermelon!

Kitsune: I don't have a clue either...ooh Heineken!

(Arcade)

(Sarah and Su were messing around in the arcade beating every game in sight.)

Sarah: Yeah, we rule the games!

Su: We rule the entire Arcade!

Sarah: No one can tame us!

Su: Ya got that right byatch (racks up the high-score)!

Sarah: (impersonates Scotty) I don't think the machine can take much more.

Su: Really, then the machine will just have to be destroyed (pushes the buttons so fast she causes the machine to catch fire and then explode).

Sarah: Should we leave?

Su: I think it would be best...let's go (she and Sarah left the arcade before the manager showed up)!

(On the Roller coaster)

(Lee and Motoko are on a roller coaster that is about to get rolling.)

Lee: Why did you take me with you?

Motoko: (blushes) I wanted to.

Lee: That was disturbing...better say something else. But why, we have tried to hurt each other on numerous occasions.

Motoko: Yeah well since you leave in 2 days I thought that we get along for little while.

Lee: Like the Big Rig incident?

Motoko: Yeah, without the fighting

Lee: ...and me kicking your ass (roller coaster starts it's ascend).

Motoko: Forget about that!

Lee: Motoko, try closing your eyes during the drop, it's cool.

Motoko: Whatever (The drop starts).

Lee: (closes eyes) Yeah!

Motoko: (closes her eyes) Yaaaaaaay (they come to a loop and they got stuck in middle of it)!!!

Motoko: (opens her eyes) What the hell?

Lee: (opens his eyes) Oh crap!

Lee & Motoko: WE'RE UPSIDE DOWN!!!

Lee: (looks back) Hey, we are the only ones on this thing!

Motoko: That explains why there was no line.

Lee: Really? I thought that the lady announcer saw us and let just the two of us on the ride for romantic purposes and other stupid shit like that.

Motoko: I just took advantage of the opportunity.

Lee: Why wait for a private ride?

Motoko: These damn machines never work!

Lee: Actually, the roller coaster machines only stop the cart at the end of the ride and get the cart up the hill for the first drop.

Motoko: What about the rest of the ride?

Lee: That's all left to inertial, momentum and maybe a few other things.

Motoko: how do you know all this?

Lee: Eighth grade Science.

(Elsewhere)

Naru: Keitaro?

Keitaro: Yeah?

Naru: Do you think it was okay for Motoko and Lee to be alone together?

Keitaro: It was her idea so it was "Drag Along at Her Own Risk".

Shinobu: They're gonna fight.

Keitaro & Naru: (Lowers their heads) You're right.

(Keitaro turns his head and sees Naru's nipples, then gets a nosebleed.)

Naru: You

Keitaro: Oh no.

Naru: BASTARD (punches Keitaro into the roller coaster that Lee and Motoko are stuck on)!!!

Shinobu: There he goes.

(At a fast food stand)

Su: (sees the airborne Keitaro) Look there's Keitaro!

Sarah: Go dorkus go!

Keitaro: SHUT UP YOU BRATS!!!!

(Back at the Coaster)

Motoko: (stoic) Look it's Keitaro.

Lee: Time to "return to sender".

Motoko: (smirks) This might be fun.

(As soon as Keitaro got close enough Lee socked him back to Naru's position at 4 times the speed.)

Motoko: You know he could've helped us.

Lee: How? He's incompetent.

Motoko: True.

(Back to Naru and Shinobu)

Naru: What's that?

(A few seconds later Keitaro plummeted on Naru and a crater was formed.)

Shinobu: What happened?

Keitaro: (gets up as if nothing happened) Motoko and Lee are stuck on the roller coaster!

Naru & Shinobu: WHAT?!

(Two hours later)

Lee: Motoko, can you tell me something?

Motoko: If it involves "I love you", forget it.

Lee: It's not that dumbass!

Motoko: Oh, then what is the question?

Lee: WHY THE HELL DID KEITARO AND THE OTHERS BRING THE MEDIA HERE?!!

(News crews from around the world were standing at the base of the ride.)

Japanese Reporter: I'm here at the amusement park and right behind me is the roller coaster where a local and an American tourist who looks like an NBA player are stuck in the middle of the loop.

Lee: (from the cart) I'M NOT AN NBA PLAYER YOU FUCKIN' BITCH!!!

Japanese Reporter: For 2 hours those two have been stuck on that ride. I still wonder how the big guy can in that cart.

Lee: That's it I'm using my powers to get us out of here.

Motoko: No, just blast the news crews.

Lee: (Looks at Motoko with suspicion) Are you sure?

Motoko: After that run in with Angelica I have little tolerance for the media.

Lee: Okay (blasts the news crews).

(On the ground)

Keitaro: What was that for?

Kitsune: Maybe they want some alone time.

Su: (shows up out of nowhere) He's getting naughty feelings!

Naru: Doubt it.

Shinobu: Naru?

Naru: He wouldn't have done what he did if Motoko hadn't have told him to do it.

Keitaro: (panics) Oh my god, Naru sided with Lee on something...IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!!!!

Su: Y2K IS COMING BACK WITH A VENGENCE!!!

Shinobu: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Sarah: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

Kitsune: RAGNOROK IS APPROACHING! WHY DID I WASTE MY LIFE!!!

Mutsumi: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE, AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

Naru: I can't believe what I said either, I MUST BE LOSING MY MIND!!!

(Back to the Roller coaster)

Motoko: (sees the people running and screaming) What are those idiots doing?

Lee: (witnessing the panic) I don't know. I heard something about Y2K coming back with a vengeance.

Motoko: They're not going to get us out of here are they?

Lee: Not a chance in hell. I guess I'm gonna have to use my powers to get us out of here.

Motoko: Before you do...I wanted to...ask you something (blushes).

Lee: What?

Motoko: Do you...want to...check out the rest of the park with me?

Lee: Sure (Grabs Motoko and teleports away from the cart, while the rest of the Hinata residents and the populace of the amusement park run around panicking over nothing.).

(Back at Hinata Café)

Haruka: I am really glad I stayed out of that one.

Seta: Same here. Well Haruka how about...(gets punched out by Haruka)

Haruka: How about leaving me alone.

To Be Continued

Antics: Pathetic

Lee: What the hell was wrong with you guys?

Keitaro: We're sorry...we panicked.

Motoko: Just because Naru agreed with Lee on something, though that is pretty disturbing IS NO REASON TO START A NATIONWIDE PANIC!!!

Su: Does anyone have a banana?

Lee: Shut up Kaolla.

Su: Gimme that bucket of food you gave me a few Antics ago.

Lee: That was animal excrements.

Su: Is that a food?

Lee: SHIT STUPID, THE BUCKET WAS FULL OF SHIT!!!

Su: OH MY GOD (runs off)!!!

Kitsune: (laughing) I was so waiting for you to say that!

Lee: Thank the author for typing that in.

Motoko: (looks at Lee sternly) That was mean.

Lee: I was tired of her "Is that a food?" questions.

Naru: I agree with you on that.

All the residents minus Motoko & Lee: Naru agreed with Lee FOR YOUR LIVES (everyone panics and takes off)!!!

Motoko: No, no, wait, comeback!

Lee: Have they learned absolutely nothing?

Motoko: (sigh) It would appear to be so.

Lee: Want to kiss me?

Motoko: (blushes) NOWAY!!!

Lee: (starts laughing) I was just joking...why did you blush like that?

Motoko: (looks away) I wasn't blushing!

Lee: (gives a "whatever" look) If you say so Motocross.

Lee3: Only two chapters left.

Naru: Only two chapters until my hell will be heaven (falls through a trapdoor)! Not again!

Hanku: That got rid of her.

Lee3: Wanna go play Soul Caliber 2?

Hanku: I thought you'd never ask.

Mutsumi: Lee3, aren't you forgetting something?

Lee3: Oh yeah. Review if you want to my loyal readers. Until next time.