Lee3: Almost done.
Su: Lee3?
Lee3: What is it?
Su: I let someone in here again.
Lee3: Who?
???: (busts in) Kobayashi is here yeah, yeah, yeah!
Lee3: YOU LET POEMI IN HERE?!
Su: Yes.
Poemi: Kobayshi is...(gets shot out of the area)
Lee3: That got rid of her (eyes Su). What have I told you about bringing other anime characters that are not in this story here, especially the hyperactive ones?!
Su: That I must never ever do it again, unless I have permission from you.
Lee3: Exactly (pushes a button and a boxing glove hits Su and is sent flying far away). I don't know if that girl is a genius or an idiot.
Hanku: Tell me about it.
Lee3: Well I better start the disclaimer before...(accidently steps on a button and Hanku gets ejected)
Hanku: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Lee3: (nervous) Oops, sorry about that Hanku. Anyway, I don't own the Love Hina characters or the series. If I did, I would have Su take over the world. I don't own Hanku either, but since he isn't in the main part of the storyline does it matter? I don't own the Offspring songs "Have You Ever" and "Staring At The Sun". That aside let's (steps in a Bear Trap) OW! Now I know how that mom from "Lassie" IT!!!
Back Track: 1 Day Warning
(It is the final day and the whole crew is throwing a farewell party for Lee.)
Lee: You better believe it, c'mon let's face it I am the best character here.
Naru: Stop with the ego.
Lee: Why should I? I'm not a pussy, or a total asshole, and I am intelligent.
Kitsune: For an intelligent guy, you sure do cuss half the time.
Lee: And most of the time it was off the definition of the dictionary you stupid, gambling, binge drinking, bitch.
(Everyone laughs)
Naru: When we first met I thought you were...
Lee: Another Keitaro?
Naru: Yeah, but now...
Lee: You think I am a total jerk-off that doesn't tolerate your shenanigans.
Naru: Right, that is...
Lee: ...getting really annoying.
Motoko: I just plain hated you.
Lee: Same here, until after I defeated you.
Motoko: Oh yeah, and you think I'm hot.
Lee: If you haven't noticed you are hot, you just need to be more feminine (Motoko blushed).
Shinobu: You scared me when you first arrived.
Lee: I think it was because I was beating Motoko's ass angrily at the time.
Shinobu: But now...well...um...
Lee: (annoyed) Are you planning on answering today?
Shinobu: You still sort of scare me.
Keitaro: (laughing) You are a loser.
Lee: (pissed) At least I don't get my ass kicked by girls.
Su: Heyas (tries to kick Lee, but he ducks and Su flew into a wall)!
Lee: Shit-head mad scientist. You're a crazy-ass you know that?
Su: Yeah, but we had some fun didn't we?
Lee: Blowing shit up, zapping people and killing my bounty enemies, yeah I would say that's loads of fun.
Su: What about the Mecha Tamas.
Lee: You mean those lame-ass series 3-25? I was happy to destroy them.
Su: Like I destroyed your Wolfen series 8-30?
Lee: I destroyed more of your robots.
Su: True, but we tied on the Gundams and ships.
Lee: That was enjoyable.
Kitsune: Well, I think it was more fun with you around (pats Lee on the back).
Lee: What are you talking about? You were passed out half the time.
(Mutsumi starts giggling)
Lee: You were passed out behind the bushes for almost a month so you shouldn't be laughing.
Mutsumi: True, but we did have fun.
Lee: Yeah, I had a lot of fun doing this (pulls a cord that came out of nowhere and a triangular watermelon fell on her head).
Mutsumi: (eating the fruit from the inside out.) This is delicious.
Lee: It also explodes (pushes the button on the detenator and the fruit explodes).
Sarah: Well I had fun!
Keitaro: (annoyed) Oh yeah you did.
Naru: You and Lee pranked us over and over again.
Sarah & Lee: Thanks, we'll take that as a compliment.
Keitaro: Your pranks got me beat up!
Naru: I went flying through the roof, landed outside and got covered in my own feces!
Lee: Ha, I remember now, you were covered in your own shit (laughs)!
Sarah: The rest of you minus Mutsumi and Haruka really had to pee.
Motoko: (annoyed) Glad we, amused you two.
Haruka: You were a pain in my ass.
Lee: But when I turned you into a vampire you enjoyed yourself right?
Haruka: Well...yeah.
Lee: Freaking out Naru is what I enjoy (kicks Naru for trying to sneak up on him).
Naru: Damn!
Motoko: (whispers to Lee) I heard about what you did to Tsuruko and the dojo.
Lee: (whispers) After I defeated Tsuruko, your other sisters attacked me...I had no choice.
Motoko: It's okay, they'll rebuild.
Lee: Phew, thanks.
Sarah: Why, did you and Naru always fight?
Lee: She's a bitch with anger issues!
Naru: He's an asshole!
Lee & Naru: We'll never agree on anything...ever!
Keitaro: You two agreed on that.
Lee & Naru: (looks at each other) DAMMIT!!!
Kitsune: When do you leave?
Lee: Tomorrow morning.
Mutsumi: Out of the pranks, the accidents, the action, etc. What was the most fun you've had while being here?
Naru: He'll probably say "hurting Naru"!
Lee: Actually, it was the Big Rig incident.
Su: Why is that?
Lee: Because things didn't really kick off until after that incident.
Shinobu: True, like the Dark Dragon rampage?
Su: Or the Werewolf incident.
Lee: Thanks for helping me ice Renegade and Angelica that night Kaolla.
Su: Don't mention it.
Mutsumi: Too late he already did.
Keitaro: What about the vamp thing?
Motoko: If you forgot, that was an elaborate prank thought up by Lee and I.
Lee: I told Motoko that if she would help me scare Naru, I would grant her another rematch.
Naru: That was a good joke, but it was still mean (pouts).
Lee: Don't pout you're what seventeen?
Naru: Still, how did you fake the vampire bites?
Lee: You're kidding right? I didn't fake the vamp bites.
Naru: You can't be serious.
Haruka: No, he's right. I was the first one he bit.
Seta: (crashes through a window) Haruka bit me!
Naru: Oh GOD (faints)!!!
(Everyone eats, drinks and rushes to the bathroom because Lee and Sarah put Laxitives in the food while Naru was unconscious. Afterward the "Get up and Go Special" everyone continued with the party until...)
Lee: (unsheathes his sword) You ready Motoko?
Motoko: Yeah (follows suit)!
Lee & Motoko: Let's GOOOOOOOO (both charge at each other)!!!!
To Be Concluded
Antics: Missing You
Lee: Wait for it...(Haruka turns the corner and Lee throws and rotten tomato at Haruka and it makes contact.) Take that bitchy aunt!
Haruka: Your dead (starts running towards him)!
Lee: Your stinky (teleports to the roof of the Hinata dorm).
Motoko: (depressed) Another prank?
Lee: (semi-depressed) Yeah.
Motoko: Are you gonna miss us?
Lee: Yes, especially you.
Motoko: (blushes) Why?
Lee: I don't know, I guess it is because you're the author's favorite character.
Motoko: Really?
Lee: (smiles) Yeah.
Motoko: (shocked) I thought you were gonna say "No" and laugh at me!
Lee: You're not gonna freak out like the other dumbasses here are you?
Motoko: No, I'm more rational than that.
Lee: (relieved) Cool, do you mind if I sing a few of my favorite songs?
Motoko: No.
Lee: (unsheathes his sword and transforms it into a Double Neck Guitar) These are a couple of my favorite Offspring songs.
Motoko: Why are you going to sing?
Lee: Because I want to...plus I listen to these songs when I am feeling down.
Motoko: Oh, well you can start anytime.
Lee: (starts playing)
Falling, I'm Falling (x4)
Have you ever walked through a room
But it was more like the room passed around you
Like there was a leash around your neck that pulled you through
Have you ever been at some place, recognizing everybody's face
Until you realized that there was no one there you knew
Well I know
Some days, my souls confined and out of mind
Sleep forever (I know)
Some days, I'm so outshined and out of time
Have you ever
Falling, I'm Falling (x2)
Have you ever buried your face in your hands
Cause no one around you understands
Or has the slightest idea what is that makes you be
Have you ever felt there was more
Like someone else was keeping score
And what could make you whole was simply out of reach
Well I know
Some days I'll try again and not pretend
This time forever (I know)
Some days I'll get it straight but not today
Have you ever
Falling, I'm Falling (x2)
Some days, my souls confined and out of mind
Sleep forever
Some days, my darkest friend is me again
Have you ever
Some day, I'll try again and not pretend
This time forever
Some day, I'll get it straight but not today
Have you ever
When the truth walks away
Everybody stays
Cause the truth about the world is that crime does pay
So if you walk away, who is gonna stay
Cause I'd like to think the world is a better place
When the truth walks away, everybody stays
Cause the truth about the world is that crime does pay
So if you walk away, who is gonna stay
Cause I'd like to make the world be a better place
When the truth walks away, everybody stays
Cause the truth about the world is that crime does pay
So if you walk away, who is gonna stay
Cause I'd like to think the world is a better place
I'd like to leave the world as a better place
I'd like to think the world
Motoko: (crying) That was touching!
Lee: (Uneasy) I'm gonna sing the second song now.
Motoko: (still crying) Go ahead.
Lee: I hope this will get her to stop crying. (Starts playing again)
Maybe life is like a ride on a freeway
Dodging bullets while you're trying to find your way
Everyone's around but no one does a damn thing
It brings me down but I won't let them
If I seem bleak
Well you'd be correct
And if I don't speak
It's cause I can't disconnect
But I won't be burned by the reflection
Of the fire in your eyes
As your staring at the sun (x4)
When I ran I didn't feel like a runaway
When I escaped I didn't feel like I got away
There's more to living than only surviving
Maybe I'm not there, but I'm still trying
Though you hear me
I don't think that you relate
My will is something that you can't confiscate
So forgive me, but I won't be frustrated by destruction in your eyes
As your staring at the sun (x2)
When I ran I didn't feel like a runaway
When I escaped I didn't feel like I got away
There's more to living than only surviving
Maybe I'm not there, but I'm still trying
Though you hear me
I don't think that you relate
My will is something
That you can't confiscate
So forgive me, but I won't be frustrated by destruction in your eyes
As you're staring at the sun (x2)
Maybe life is ride a on a freeway
Dodging bullets while your trying to find your way
Everyone's around, but does a damn thing
It brings me down, but I won't let them
If I seem bleak
Well you'd be correct
And if I don't speak
It's cause I can't disconnect
But I won't be burned by the reflection
Of the fire in you eyes
As your staring at the sun (x4)
Lee: (stops playing and singing) So what did you think (Motoko is still crying)? You weren't listening to the second song were you (hugs Lee and is crying on his chest)? C'mon...stop crying. As much as I like this...she is crying on one of my good shirts. (Starts blushing) Can we end the Antics short now?
Lee3: Yes.
Lee: Thank you.
Lee3: There is only one chapter left.
Naru: YAAAAAAAAAAY (gets hit by a cinder block)!!!
Lee3: No one was asking you!
Motoko: (crying) I'm gonna miss all this (falls through a trap door).
Lee3: I can't take all that emotion.
Kitsune: That's why you will never get a girlfriend.
Lee3: (beats Kitusne repeated with a steel Baseball bat) If I wanted someone to tell me that, I have a mother to do that for you!
Hanku: (pissed) LEE3 YOU BASTARD!!!
Lee3: DUDE, THE EJECTION PLATFORM WAS ACCIDENT (starts running)!!!
Hanku: (chases Lee3 with an Ak47) COMEBACK HERE!!!
Lee3: Review if you want to (dodges several bullets)! See you all one more time (gets shot in the ass)! Ow my ass!
