Lee3: This is the last chapter.
Hanku: (sigh) I know. How is your ass?
Lee3: It's fine I took the bullet out. You didn't have to shoot me.
Hanku: I know...hey we're here (opens the door).
Lee3: What the hell is all this?
Love Hina cast: SURPRISE!!!
Lee3: (stoic) What is this for?
Keitaro: For finishing this fic!
Naru: And we baked a big cake for you.
Hanku: It's probably a trick.
Lee3: (tastes the cake) It had to be butterscotch. (Hears a ticking noise and hears a breathing noise) Thank you all, but I'm gonna go start the fic now (leaves and Hanku follows him)
Hanku: Why wouldn't you eat the cake?
Lee3: Well it was: breathing, ticking, and I hate butterscotch (hears a roar).
Naru: AAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH THE CAKE IS ALIVE!!!
Keitaro: SU YOU REALLY FUCKED UP (the cake explodes)!!!!
Lee3: Time for the disclaimer.
Hanku: Lee3 doesn't own the Love Hina characters or the series.
Lee3: If I did, that cake would have devoured Naru before exploding. I also don't own this jackass, I'm just using him for this part. I don't own the song "Macarena" Costa del Sol owns that song...I think the group is called Costa del Sol, oh well who cares. For one last time...
Hanku & Lee3: RUN IT!!!
Finale: Farewell to the Hinata Crew
(5:00am)
Lee: (just finished packing) I'm gonna miss this place (teleports to the front steps). Lots of fun and memories...I think I'll send them a message in a week, what do you think L-cam?
L-cam: Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it!
Lee: Okay, okay (gate appears at the bottom of the steps). Well I got everything.
L-cam: What about Shelby?
Lee: I got her too (Both Lee and the floating high-tech camera went into the gate and it closed behind them.).
(One week later)
Keitaro: (runs around the dorm looking for the girls) Naru, Kitsune (tries five other rooms), Su, Shinobu, Motoko, Sarah, where are...wait the hot spring (Runs into the hot spring where the girls are sure enough naked, but Keitaro is ignoring that.). Hey everyone...
Naru & Motoko: You MORON...
Keitaro: Lee sent us a message!
Everyone: WHAT?!
(In Keitaro's room)
Keitaro: How do I start this?
Naru: Do you even know how to work it?
Keitaro: Of course, Lee sent a message to Haruka and Seta so I saw...(pushes a button) oh I got it.
(The little box transforms into a big screen TV, which turned itself on and it showed Le sitting on his bed playing "Metroid Prime".)
LCM: Hey!
Lee: (finished saving) What is it are we on?
LCM: Yeah dumbass!
Lee: (shuts off the Gamecube) Decent (faces the camera). Yo what's up guy?
Naru: He's still a shithead.
Lee: This is a Live feed so I can hear you stupid-ass.
Keitaro: Can you do anything else?
Lee: Yeah this (punches Keitaro through the camera and sends him flying into a wall. Then punches Naru into Keitaro.).
Sarah: What was that for?
Lee: Because they're both idiots. Anyway I wanted to say that I had a great time with you guys.
Kitsune: Awe, thanks.
Lee: Your welcome, anyway I consider you all my friends.
Naru & Keitaro: Even us?
Lee: No!
Naru & Keitaro: Boo!
Motoko: He's probably joking.
Lee: You're right.
Su: I didn't know L-cam could send messages.
Lee: The last one couldn't, but L-Cam Messenger can.
Su: Brilliant!
Lee: Thanks.
Keitaro: What were you gonna tell us?
Lee: I know your futures, but I won't tell you how it comes to pass.
Kitsune: Why is that?
Su: You shouldn't know about your destiny.
Lee: Exactly, you might undo or change something you shouldn't.
Kitsune: Come on sugar can't you tell us a little bit of our futures?
Lee: Okay, Keitaro will leave, but he will return and by that time a girl from his past will manage the dorm in his place. Keitaro will take charge again, but this girl will make things interesting for you all.
Keitaro: Whoa, but what about...
Lee: Don't worry your "Promised Girl" will reveal herself in time.
Motoko: Do you know who it is?
Lee: Yes, but I won't reveal that because that would be too much information. I'm also not revealing anything about your exam so don't ask me, Keitaro and Naru!
Keitaro: Ooooookay.
Lee: I gotta go, but I will return one day, anyway it's been real.
Motoko: On behalf of...
Lee: Stop with the formal crap. That samurai shit has been over since the mid 19th century. Join the new millennium: Sarah, stay cool, Naru, quit being a bitch, Keitaro, get some balls, Kitsune, lay off the gambling and beer, Su, take some Ritalin, Shinobu, be more assertive, but stay the nice person that you are now. Would someone tell Mutsumi to get a brain?
Sarah: I'll do it.
Lee: Cool, I gotta go. Later guys.
Everyone: Ja ne (L-Cam Messenger disappears after Lee end the transmission)!
Keitaro: We are so screwed when he returns.
Naru: (excited) You mean IF he returns.
Motoko: You know he considered you a friend don't you?
Naru: (panics) OH NO IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!
Everyone minus Motoko: (runs away screaming) AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Motoko: (annoyed) They really are idiots.
(Inside Lee's room)
Lee2: Will you return to that dimension?
Lee: Yeah. I will return you Hinata Retards. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (the body double goes back into Lee's body)!!!!!
The End...Until next time
Antics: Pissed off Aunt
Warning: The following "Macarena" parody will either make you laugh or flip off the author. If the words are NOT in italics then that person(s) is speaking.
(The "Macarena" song starts playing in the background)
Haruka: (starts singing) Hello guys my name is Aunt Haruka.
Call me aunt and I'll blow your fuckin' head off
That damn name makes me old
And if you call me that I'll leave you in the cold
I hate Seta, can't stand him
And if I see him I'll fuckin' kill him
Lee & Keitaro: This young lady here her name is Aunt Haruka
She's only 25 but she thinks she's fuckin' 50
This young lady here her name Haruka
Hey Aunt Haruka
Haruka: SHUT UP!!
Damn I hate those two morons
They have nothing better to do
One hates me, the other disses me, but revenge will be mine
C,mon what I'm I supposed to do?
They treat me like I'm old so I'm gonna shoot them in the head.
Lee & Keitaro: This young lady here her name is Aunt Haruka
She's only 25 but she thinks she's fuckin' 50
This young lady here her name is Aunt Haruka
Hey Aunt Haruka
Haruka FUCK OFF (shoots and misses)!!!
Lee & Keitaro: This young lady here her name is Aunt Haruka
She's only 25 but she thinks she's fuckin' 50
This young lady here her name is Aunt Haruka
Hey Aunt Haruka
Haruka: DIE (shoots wildly, but doesn't hit anything for a minute and half)!!!
Everyone, I'm known as Aunt Haruka
If you call me aunt I will just plain run you over
I'm not old, I'll tell you
I'm just as hot as ever
Lee & Keitaro: This young lady here her name is Aunt Haruka
She's only 25 but she thinks she's fuckin' 50
This young lady here her name is Aunt Haruka
Hey Aunt Haruka
Haruka: GODDAMMIT (shoots and misses)!!!
Lee& Keitaro: This young lady here her name is Aunt Haruka
She's only 25 but she thinks she's fuckin' 50
This young lady here her name is Aunt Haruka
Hey Aunt Haruka
Haruka: WHAT, OUT OF AMMO?!
Lee & Keitaro: This young lady here her name is Aunt Haruka
She's only 25 but she thinks she's fuckin' 50
This young lady here her name is Aunt Haruka
Hey Aunt Haruka
Haruka: WHAT KIND OF AUTO SHOTGUN IS THIS (throws the gun down and it went off and the bullet hit her in the leg)?!!
Lee & Keitaro: This young lady here her name is Aunt Haruka
She's only 25 but she thinks she's fuckin' 50
This young lady here her name is Aunt Haruka
Hey Aunt Haruka
Haruka: DON'T MAKE ME LIMP OVER THERE!!!
Lee & Keitaro: This young lady here her name is Aunt Haruka
She's only 25 but she thinks she's fuckin' 50
This young lady here her name is Aunt Haruka
Hey Aunt Haruka
Haruka: STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!!
Lee: Fine, the song is over anyway.
Keitaro: You need to loosen up.
Lee3: Well that's it.
Naru: (happily) The "A New Roommate" fic is over! Now my hell will be (falls through a trapdoor) HEAVEN!!!
Lee3: (Lets go of the cord) Damn, what a rude bitch.
Hanku: (crying) I didn't get to do anything in the main story!
Lee3: You weren't here when I first started this fic, which was last year. Then again you might get a chance in the continuation.
Hanku: (excited) Really?
Lee3: Maybe, but that is your author's call, not mine. Besides I'm working on both the Excel-Saga and Soul Caliber 2 fics and on top of that I have College so may not be able to get to the continuation until the first week of December at the earliest.
Hanku: That's a long wait.
Lee3: Yeah, but it gives me a hiatus from Love Hina for a while.
Su: (shows up) Heyo!
Lee3: No kick this time?
Su: No, just want to tell you good luck in the future.
Lee3: Thanks.
Sarah & Shinobu: See ya later.
Lee3: Later (Kitsune staggers in and passes out). At least I won't have to deal with your interruptions for a while (Keitaro runs past Lee3 with Naru and Motoko chasing him). See you three later even though you're too busy to say farewell.
Sarah: What about...
Lee3: I say bye to them already.
Sarah: Oh.
Lee3: Well that's the end of "A New Roommate?" I hope the punctuation isn't wrong. Anyway, review if you want to and look out for my next fic, "Crazy-Ass Saga" which is an Excel-Saga fic, if you're interested, if not don't worry about it, it's short anyway. Before I go I want to give a special thanks to various readers and people who inspired me.
Special Thanks:
Barthoze: For letting me know about that error in the first chapter.
To whoever wrote the fic "Switched Lives": You inspired me to write this fic.
Sandahl (I don't know her username): Thanks for introducing me to this site 6 years ago. If not for you I wouldn't even know that this site existed and that they used to allow lemons (Why did they take those out anyway?).
Adam: I'll try to reduce the parenthesis use in the future as soon as I get used to this new format (which is messing with the asterisks).
Sup: Thanks for my second review. You motivated me to REMEMBER to update chapters.
Random Man & Urashima-sempai: Thanks for the reviews. You motivated me to update FASTER!!!
Hanku: Your reviews were always funny to read, which really kept me going. I'm enjoying that fic of yours' so keep at it.
Thank you to anyone who was reading for the hell of it.
Thank you all...great I sound like an anime movie now. See you all next time.
