Random Incidents Part 5

VJ: Well this chapter's for D3. Thank you for the review, but I'm afraid I can't kill Relena. You see it's against my policy. I don't do kill offs. I'm sorry if this disappoints you. But I promise it will still be a good story!

CSWB Duo: Enough. You don't do kill offs blah, blah, blah. Get on with it.

VJ: Shut up.

Vixy: (is holding a piece of paper) It looks like D3 wants us to do Trowa.

Jenny: Wow, this'll be difficult.

VJ: Not to worry! We can do it! Oh and this: (TYPE) means action, this: *(TYPE) means they're thinking, and this: *TYPE* is my comments.

CSWB Duo: Right!

Jenny: Lets go!

We see Hilde lounging on her bed. There's music playing and she has a tray next to her bed. On it has a sub sandwich and an almost empty glass of lemonade.

Music: (wake me up) Wake me up inside

(Can't wake up) Wake me up inside

(Save me!) Call my name and save me from the dark

(Wake me up) Bid my blood to run

(Can't wake up) Before I come undone

(Save me!) Save me from the nothing I've become (1)

Hilde: (rings a bell) Duo!

Duo comes in, still in the maid's outfit. He doesn't look too happy.

Duo: (through clenched teeth) Yes mistress? *(I wonder when Heero will save me!)

Hilde: More lemonade please.

Duo: Yes mama. (Walks off)

Hilde: This is the life.

Music: Now that I know what I'm without

You can't just leave me

Breathe into me and make me real

Bring me to life (1)

Trowa: *(This is ridiculous.)

Trowa and Catherine are sitting on her bed. Catherine is in deep thought trying to figure out what to do.

Catherine: *(There's not much I can do. He's so serious.) (Sighs)

Trowa: (looks over at her) *(God this is taking forever.)

Catherine: *(maybe I'll try to get him to laugh. No, but I don't really want to annoy him.)

Trowa: (calmly) For Gods sake think of something.

Catherine: (Looks at him stunned)

Trowa: Sorry.

Catherine: Give me just a few more minutes. (A small smile flickers across her face)

Trowa: (nods)

Meanwhile Hilde is having a blast, ordering Duo around.

Hilde: Duo, be a doll and get me an ice cream Sunday.

Music: Everybody nice, everybody nice!

Ashita no kagayaki wo shinjite 'ru

Everybody chance, everybody chance!

Kono te ni tsukamaeyou carry on! (2)

Duo: Do you have to have that (bleeeep) song on? Wait why did I bleep? I said (bleeeep). Aagghh! What's going on?!

Just then Quatre walks in he's dressed but his hair is still damp. He also doesn't look crazy anymore.

Quatre: Hilde has a censor.

Hilde: Quatre! (pouts) You gave it away.

Quatre: (Shrugs)

Duo: So that's your secret!

Hilde: Well we can't have you walking around saying the F word all the time, now can we?

Duo: (sighs) I guess not.

Hilde: Now be a good boy and get my ice cream Sunday.

Trowa and Catherine are still sitting on her bed.

Catherine: (suddenly yells) I've got it!!!

Trowa: (mumbles) about time.

Catherine: I want you to sing.

Trowa: What?!! (looks at her like she's crazy)

Catherine: Yep I'll be right back.

She runs out of the room. A minute later she returns with a bundle of coth.

Catherine: Put these on then meet me at, well you know, where Quatre's stage is?

Trowa: Right.

Catherine: (starts to leave the room) You had better be there in 10 minutes or you won't have any hair gel.

Trowa: Fine.

Catherine is sitting in one of the chairs in front of the stage. The stage is all set with lights, a microphone, speakers, and a hidden camera. Just then Quatre walks in and sits next to Catherine.

Quatre: What are you doing?

Catherine: Trowa's going to sing.

Quatre: Ah. What's he singing?

Catherine: You'll see.

Just then Trowa steps out onto the stage. We can't see him because the lights are low. Catherine giggles.

Trowa: This isn't funny Catherine! And when this is over you had better watch out!

Catherine: Please, you're the clown I'm the knife thrower. Remember?

Music starts, blaring drums and guitars. The lights go up and we see Trowa dressed in black tank top, black jeans, and a blood red bandana is tied around his head. There are chains attached to the belt loops of his jeans and the tank top has a skull and cross bone on the front. Trowa starts singing.

Trowa: My life served on a plate, for all of you to eat

Take my love and hate

But what is this inside of me?

(he starts jamming like a punk rocker) Pity me, pity me, don't you pity me

Pity me, pity me, don't you pity me

…don't you pity me…don't you pity me

Under everything, something you can't see

I can't even believe, something is wrong with me

Pity me, pity me, don't you pity me

Pity me, pity me, don't you pity me

…don't you pity me…don't you pity me

You swear that all of this is real

But sometimes I can't seem to feel

Nothing ever satisfies, one day I will realize

Am I really scared, of something that I don't know

Do you even care, what is really wrong!

Pity me, pity me, don't you pity me

Pity me, pity me, don't you pity me

…don't you pity me…don't you pity me

You swear that all of this is real

But sometimes I can't seem to feel

Nothing ever satisfies, one day I will realize

…don't you pity me…don't you pity me

…don't you pity me…DON'T YOU PITY ME!

DON'T YOU PITY ME! DON'T YOU PITY ME!

DON'T YOU PITY ME… (3)

The music ends.

Catherine and Quatre stand up and clap and cheer.

Trowa: (bows) *(That was kind of fun)

Catherine: (to Quatre) We should have all the others do a concert together later.

Quatre: Sounds good. Am I in it.

Catherine: If you want.

Quatre: Cool.

VJ: This was a long one!

CSWB Duo: Tell me about it!

Jenny: Okay people review and tell us who you want next.

Vixy: We still have to do Heero and Wufei.

VJ: So review! Bye!

Jenny: Later!

My B.S.

1. "Bring me to life" by Evanescence. I love that whole CD.

2. "Goodluck & Goodbye" one of Duo's image songs.

3. "Pity" by Drowning Pool