Random Incidents Part 6
VJ: I have finally updated!
CSWB Duo: (walks by leading a marching band)
VJ: Very funny.
Jenny: (laughing) I think it is! Hahahaha!!
Vixy: (giggles)
VJ: (sigh) Anyways this chapter's for Nowhere Man! Thanks for reviewing!
CSWB Duo: It is so good to be back! (evil laughter) Mwahahahaha!!!!
Jenny, Vixy, and VJ slowly back away from CSWB Duo.
CSWB Duo: THIS: (TYPE) means action, this: (TYPE) means they're THINKING, and this: TYPE is OUR comments. Mwahahahahaha!!!!!!!
VJ: He's lost it! Run for your lives!
Vixy: Here's the story!
Sally: Wufei, this is delicious.
Sally is sitting at a table eating chicken chow mein and shrimp fried rice. Wufei is in the kitchen washing dishes and mumbling something about "injustice" and "stupid onnas" the normal.
Sally: You should cook more often.
Wufei: (mumbling) Damn baka onna. Making me cook.
Sally: (sweetly) What was that?
Wufei: Nothing! (Why me?)
Wufei walks out and sets lemon chicken, shrimp fried rice, and egg rolls on the table. Sally looks on wide-eyed at the food. Then digs in. Wufei sighs and sits down across from Sally.
Sally: (with a mouth full of food) You should have some.
Wufei: (mumbles) No thanks.
Sally: Come on, it's wonderful!
Wufei takes a bite. His eyes light up.
Wufei: Not bad.
Sally smiles and they both eat the rest.
Wufei: Maybe I should cook more often!
Sally: (leans back in chair and sighs) Now you know you have to do dishes.
Wufei: WHAT?!!! (looks at her like she's crazy)
Sally: What you thought I'd clean this mess up? Hardly. Remember I still have your katana.
Wufei: (grumbles) Fine. (clears the table)
Thirty minutes later
Sally: (walks into the kitchen only to find the dishes STILL aren't done) Come ON Wufei staring at them all day isn't going to get them clean.
Wufei: (glaring at the dishes in hopes that they would blow up)
Sally: Tell you what. I have some more errands to do so while I'm gone you do the dishes. You can even listen to some music. It'll make the time go by.
Wufei: (grunts while still glaring at the dishes)
Sally: I'll see you later!
Twenty minutes later Sally comes back to find the rooms blaring with music. Specifically "Beat it" by Michael Jackson. yes I know he's creepy but the song fits Sally then watches as Wufei proceeds to finish the dishes while dancing and singing at the top of his lungs into the sponge thing. you know the ones with the handle
Wufei: (singing along with the music) You have to show them that you're really not scared, you're playing with your life, (starts doing random martial arts moves to the beat) this ain't no truth or dare. They'll kick you, then they beat you, then they'll tell you it's fair. So beat it, but you wanna be bad. (slicks back hair and gives the I'm-so-cool look on the word bad) Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it no one wants to be defeated, showin' how funky and strong is your fight it doesn't matter who's wrong or right, just beat it. (starts doing "Michael Jackson" moves and splits)
Sally: (seeing Wufei do the "moonwalk" bursts out laughing) D
Wufei: (turns around to see Sally standing there laughing her arse off, and turns bright red) WOMAN!!! What are you doing??!!!!
Sally: I was…hahaha…watching you…hahahahaha!!!
Wufei: (turns an even brighter red) Well I'm done now! (turns off the music rises last pan and sets in the strainer) So there!
Sally: Hee, hee, that's good. I'll let you continue your little dance. (walks into the living room)
Wufei: (grumbles to self) I was not dancing. (starts to hum beat it)
Meanwhile…
Relena: Okay Heero I know what I want you to do.
Heero: Hn.
Relena: I want you to…… write me a song! Or a poem doesn't matter.
Heero: O.O A WHAT?!
Relena: A poem, you know prose. Preferably something that rhymes.
Heero: You mean like will kill?
Relena: (totally clueless) Exactly!
Heero: --;
Relena: You have 40 minutes. Good luck! (walks out of the room and locks the door leaving Heero alone)
Heero: (under breath) how fun.
VJ: Okay so Heero has to write a poem!
Jenny: Feel free to join in!
VJ: Definitly! I'm having trouble making up a poem. If you have an idea review or email me at
CSWB Duo: Later!!!
