A/N: this is a comedy kinda thing coz I am bored. And before I forget 'Da booooooooger man' is actually written by me pinkmonkey99. No constructive criticism coz this is a crazy story so don't bother being nice...

Disclaimer: I do not own final fantasy 8 or the song 1000 words so don't sue me pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaase

Milkshake madness:

Zell was sitting in his dorm being sad (as you do) when his tummy grumbled, he walked over to his closet of hotdogs and took one out, he sat on his bed again and sang his hotdog song:

1000 words re-worded:

I know that I have said this before but it's true I really mean it

It's tasty and it's true, I'll eat this in one whole bit,

Far to easily

There are so many flavours, like curry and my favourite, chocolate

They are so yummy, I could eat them all day Far to easily

Save them all coz I can see that you need them like I do and I can understand that,

But this idea is mine I hope you like it coz I know that I dooooo

And here it is right now so hold on tight la laaaa

Oh 1000 flavours but none of them compare

To my idea this is great I know a hotdog milkshake oh I cannot waaaaiiiit

And 1000 thoughts have rushed into my head, like lettuce hotdogs

With sugar on top I know your lovin' them

I can see it in yoooooouuuuuur eeeyyyeeesss

He got his blender out and some lettuce and sugar:

Get the blender out (get it out)

And geeet some lettuce

And then some sugar (oh sugar)

And put it al in (put it all iiinnn)

Then press the button

And that is the end of iittt

Pour it into a (oh into a)

Jug you'll see

That it's ready to serve to all of your friends

I promise theeeey'll love it

Oh 1000 hotdogs

He had sung this I the canteen and in the process lost all his friends but who cares HOTDOG MILKSHAKE

"He he ha ha" he laughed as he drank his milkshake

"Losers" he muttered under his breath as he took another sip,

There was a knock on his door he went over to open it. It was Selphie.

"What was all the singing about?" she asked

"Hotdog milkshake, with lettuce and a whole bag of sugar" he answered a look of glee on his face.

"Hey let me try," she said and she took a slurp and she LOOOOOOVED it

CONSIQUENCE:

They both died of heart disease.

A/N: so there you have it, my craaaaaazy story he he ha ha R&R please