A/N: Aright, this is my very first fic EVER. So please, be nice!!

Disclaimer: I in no way own any of these characters. So please, don't sue me! I have nothing you want!

One day, Link was sitting in his tree house, minding his own business, when Navi came in.

"Link! Link! We need you right away at Saria's house! Come quickly!" So Link climbed down from his house and went over to Saria's.

When he got there, Saria was waiting for him. "Link, I need you to look after the twins for the weekend. I got and urgent message and have to leave. Can you do it?" (A/N: I know kokiri can't leave the forest, be Saria can 'cause she's a sage) So Link replied:

"Sure Saria, no problem. Just tell me what to do and I'll do it." So Saria gave him a list of everything to do, and left the house.

Once she was gone, the twins began to cry.

"Oh, no, what do I do now? Please, shh, stop crying!! Umm... here! Have your binkys!" Once he gave them the binkys, they spit them out and started to cry again. He tried bears, toys, bottles, and nothing worked. When he started to get frustrated, he banged his hand on the table-right onto one of the butter knives Saria had left there. The twins started to laugh.

"Hey, that's not funny!!" the twins just kept laughing.

Once he stopped hopping around and acting silly, they started to cry inconsolably. Not even stabbing himself with the butter knife would help.

This was gonna be a long weekend.

A/N: So, what do you think? Good? Bad? Okay? Good plot bad writing? You tell me! Flames accepted! All I want to do is get better! I'll continue if you want me to! Remember, this is un-betated.