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It was a while before Link thought of hurting himself again. He figured that if the butter knife didn't work, then maybe something else would. When he purposely stabbed himself with a needle and spouted a stream of curses, the twins stopped crying. When he did it again, the looked at him with wide, staring eyes.

"What are you looking at?" he asked them. They had no reaction except to blink. Link sighed and leaned against the wall.

"Well, at least you're not crying anymore. That's a relief." And at this, they started to cry again. This time, Link knew exactly why they were crying. He could smell it from when he was standing.

"Oh, no..... You didn't..." But of course, they did. Link had to change their diapers.

::Later::

Link stood back and observed his work. Before him sat two children, clothed and diapered. But there was something wrong, he could just feel it. Then he noticed. Their clothes were on backwards and the diapers were inside out. Then he also noticed that they were asleep. And trying to change a sleeping baby is NOT fun. So he let them be and decided to look at the list Saria had given him.

"'Number one: Make sure the twins take their nap.' Alright, check. 'Number two: Feed them dinner.' Okay, that shouldn't be too hard. 'Be sure to give them a bath.' No problem. Alright, that's all I have to do today? Well then, when they wake up, I'll give then dinner. Shouldn't really take all that much time. I'll still be able to watch TV before all the good shows are over! Wait; hold on, what's this at the bottom? 'Don't let them take over you. Stay in command and you'll be fine.' What's that supposed to mean? I think I can take two tired babies. I'm the Hero of Time! I can do anything!"

And at that, the twins woke up. It was show time.

So, what did yall think of that one? You likie, no likie? Too short still? You tell me! I depend on my reviewers, because they rock my socks!! This one's a bit longer, and now you know what link has to deal with this weekend! So, next chapter he will Attempt to feed them and give them a bath. I wonder how that will turn out. Who will be the victor, the twins, or our resident hero? Wait and see!