YAY, Im happy, no particular reason...
Oh, I don't own Harry Potter, his friends, or his glasses, don't own python either
OH, important note, I decided to go a little differently with this, so several of the scenes will be slightly different, and possibly in different order, so im not just inconsiderate
ANYWHO
Chapter 3
Harry, Ron, and Hermione ran away from the village
"Who are they? Where are we?" asked Hermione
"I don't know" replied Harry
"It looks like some kind of medieval village" Ron said
"But how could that be?" asked Hermione
"Time bunnies" replied Harry
"What...." Asked Ron and Hermione
"You know, time bunnies, they sneak up on you, and when they bite you, you time travel" replied Harry
"What...." Asked Ron and Hermione
"Look, do you really want me to spend time coming up with some weird reason that we seem to have time traveled? It makes absolutely NO difference to the story" replied Harry
"Good point" Ron and Hermione replied in unison
They put on their cloaks and were about to continue along a random road, when they saw a few figures approaching, one had two halves of a coconut.
"Where'd he get the coconut?" asked Ron
"Dunno, could it have been a swallow, maybe African?" replied Hermione
"Actually it was probably one of the ancient coconut carrying hippogryphs" said Harry
"Hello old woman" said a kingly man
"MAN" replied Ron, grumpily
"Man, sorry" the Kingly man said
"Im 15!" Ron replied indignantly
"What"
"Im 15 Im not old"
"Well, Im sorry, but from the behind you looked rather like..."
"I OBJECT, you automatically treat me like an inferior!"
"Hey Ron, wh.. OH, how do you do?" Hermione said
"Excuse me, who is your lord?" asked the man
"Lord?" asked Ron
"Yes, who is your lord?" asked the man
"We don't have a lord" replied Ron
"What do you mean, who lives there?" asked the man, pointing
"Uhhh no one lives there" Ron said, looking at the mound of dirt that the man was pointing at
"come on, lets go" said Harry as he turned (temporarily) the King, and his squire, and his companion into newts
