A/N:
To Benzy, You know how much I despise the following couple but it's
your birthday and I love you so sit back enjoy the fic. Luv
Kazz.
Randy
walked down the hallway to his private locker room, he was fuming.
The sudden change of plans resulted in him loosing the belt to Paul
and boy was he annoyed. Randy knew he would get over his annoyance
and he'd get another shot at the belt, maybe even another run as
champ. What was upsetting Randy was that today was one of his
favourite days of the year, today was his birthday but everybody had
seemed to have forgotten.
As
Randy continued to drag his feet down the hall towards his locker
room he heard someone coming towards him not bothering to look up he
prepared himself to mutter a high as he walked past.
"RANDY!!"
A high pitched voice called in excitement shortly before running up
and hugging the man.
"Hey
beautiful" Randy replied trying to sound cheerful about seeing his
girlfriend. He couldn't help but feel slightly better as the woman
pressed her lips against his own.
"It's
a brilliant day today isn't it?"
"Yea?
Why do you say that?" Randy asked hoping that his girlfriend would
remember his birthday,
"It's
Independence Day, the day we get to celebrate our own countries
freedom" She replied quickly. Feeling disappointed at first Randy
didn't realize that it was September not July so he replied,
"Oh
yea that"
"Hey
don't sound so down in the dumps so what, big deal, you lost the
belt, you'll get it back. Let's celebrate our country's
freedom" Randy's girlfriend replied excitedly. At that point
Randy realized that the statement had been false and it was September
not July,
"Hey
wait a second Jackie, it is September, it's not July! Independence
Day is in July!"
"So
it is! There go my plans to watch the fire works, oh well... Hey look
there's Rico I need to go talk to him. Bye" Randy watched as the
girl kissed his cheek briefly before running off to meet up with
Rico. He looked around for a minute to try and see where the girl had
seen the slightly over the top Rico but could only see her running
off in the opposite direction.
Randy
just shrugged before continuing his slow walk back to the locker
room. As he walked passed the cafeteria one of his workmates called
out his name. Looking up Randy saw Matt Hardy walking towards
him,
"Hey
Randy, great day today"
"Oh
yea? Why do you say that?" Randy asked trying to see if Matt might
have remembered,
"Dude
its Halloween, all the witches and wizards come out and everyone goes
trick or treating, it's awesome"
"Oh
that all?" Randy asked once again disappointed and forgetting it
was September not October,
"Is
that all? That all? Halloween is the best time of the year how can
you say is that all?"
"Hang
on a second Matthew, its September not October..." Randy said
realizing he had once again been fooled,
"It
is? Oops I better go and cancel my costume, see you later Randy"
Matt said before racing off in the opposite direction. Randy shook
his head and muttered under his breath,
'What
is with everyone today?' shrugging the thought off Randy continued
his slow wander towards his locker room.
Finally
he reached the closed door that had Randy Orton written on it as he
was just about to push the door open so he could shower, change and
head back to the hotel Paul raced up to him. Like Randy he was still
in his wrestling gear but he had the championship belt securely
draped over his shoulder. Randy was usually friends with this man but
he wasn't in the mood to deal with his overbearing ego stemmed from
the knowledge that he was married to the bosses daughter,
"Randy,
Randy, Randy... Oh Randy, Oh Randy" Paul said before starting off
on his own rendition of the hit song 'Mandy'.
"What
do you want Paul? I'm not in the mood for your crap"
"I
was just coming to show you my beautiful new belt, do you like it?"
Paul asked holding the championship belt out in front of Randy.
"Oh
yea, hey it must be an amazing coincidence you kiss and make up with
your wife and that belt is suddenly back around your waist"
"Hey
that was harsh, I was just having some fun, and you know you'll get
the belt back. What's wrong with you tonight?"
"I
know, I'm just having a bad day"
"What's
wrong? You tell Uncle Paul all about it" Paul said putting his arm
around Randy's shoulder,
"Everyone
forgot my birthday, it so sucks even Jackie forgot"
"But
your birthday's not until September..."
"It
is September Paul"
"Oh
crap... I can't believe I forgot, here let me make it up to you,
let me take you out and we'll have our own party, everybody else
can go to hell" Paul said hoping to cheer Randy up,
"Thanks
but I think I'll just go back to the hotel and get an early
night"
"Rubbish!
Its your birthday we've got to celebrate you get into that locker
room and have your shower and get changed then me and you will go out
and paint the town red or whatever damn colour you like" Paul
navigated Randy's attention back to the locker room door,
"Do
I actually have a choice in the matter?"
"Nope!
Come on in you go" Paul opened the door for Randy himself worried
that he wouldn't get in there.
Randy
stepped into the doorway and felt around the side of the wall until
he found the light switch flicking it on Randy shook of the weird
feeling that the light should have been on, after all he always left
the light on when he left the locker room. As soon as the lights
flicked on Randy found that his room was full of people, not just RAW
Superstars but also crew, agents, security and the Mc Mahon family,
shouting,
"SURPRISE"
Randy
looked around shocked,
"Oh
Randy you goofball do you really think we would forget your
birthday?" His girlfriend Jackie asked kissing him lightly,
"Why
do you think I came tonight?"
"Hey
I had to beg you to come" Randy replied unable to keep the smile
off his face.
"I
didn't want to seem too eager"
"Oh
yea by the Randy, we know its not July or October" Matt called out
as he walked forward,
"And
Rico's not here, it is a RAW pay per view after all" Jackie added
in. Suddenly Randy picked her up and spun around in a circle. The
events of the rest of the day were forgotten and Randy was happy once
again.
"HEY
LETS PARTY" One of the boys from the back yelled and everybody
cheered in agreement.
Early
the next morning Randy and Jackie finally returned to their hotel
room after the party.
"I
love you so much" Randy said pulling Jackie close and kissing her
firmly on the lips,
"I
love you too"
A/N:
Ahhh it's finally over! I hate that couple. I hope you enjoyed it
Benzy, I love you, your one of my girls. Have a great birthday and
have a drink on me!
