What a Lfe
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Zabuza and Haku duet is famous among singers. Their album, TheForbidden, is perfect.
Their first single, Photocopy Paper – yeah, what a title – but incredible.
I'm not just a photocopy paper
Living life with fame
Printed all the same
Picture in a frame
Wanna be the blame
For all the shame
That came
I really like the reff. Part. So I call them and discuss things with them. (A/N: it's a crap song I made out of blue just-only-for this chap.)
And seeing them together, envy me to the point I never guess before. They're both gay and is a couple. How bad is that? BAD!
One time, when we decided to make a song together – like a feat with my band, of course they all agreed, me and Haku were alone in the hotel room.
Making the song if that what you mean.
Why were we in the hotel room? Well, Naruto couldn't come because Hinata got a fever and is checking on her in the hospital right now. Kakashi is dating with Iruka, Naruto's step-brother, remember? And they can be alone tonight coz the kid is busy with a girl some place else. And Zabuza and Haku is on vacation. Though I could need one so I booked the same hotel with them. And right now, Zabuza is in the bar, getting Haku his punch.
That's when I dropped my mug and it broken to pieces. Haku tried to help me, failed coz he tripped and while I tried to grab him to save him, I fell on him instead. Worse, to a bed. And Haku moaned because he hit his head first. See the point here?! I didn't do anything to him! He fell and hit his head on the bed and moaned – because he fell! But no. I realize this is not the position of two song writers in a hotel room. This looks bad.
That's when Zabuza enters the room. With the scene looking bad and uncompromising, and Haku pinned below me looking in pain: he thinks I attacked his lover. ATTACKED! Where was that come from?!
If it wasn't because Haku regains his sense quickly, my head would be somewhere else. Zabuza did try to chop my head off with the knife he carries anywhere. He looks more like a gangster than a singer. The more you look at him, the more you believe that he was a gangster.
Haku said he was a shop keeper. Yeah, he could scare the customers away with his look. Haku also said that he did a few things for his friend who is a gangster! What difference does it make? I mean…. Okay, this is not about Zabuza who tried to chop my head. This is about me.
Anyway, of course, Zabuza believes Haku on what's truly happened and apologize – half-heartedly. And not letting me coming near his lover for five feet within his eyesight.
Please, the guy could catch a fly flying across the room. Fly is like 1/10000000 of what I am; we really can't work like this. With further wise decision, after a pleading by Haku, he allows me to get near Haku – with him by his side of course. I can come near him but no touching he said. Ah, whatever.
Those two are so lovey-dovey in all ways. Envy me more than ever. Wish I could do the same with Naruto.
Oh, I can't. Because he's not gay!
But my life is going to change.
One day, Naruto came over to my house. He stayed there that night. I barely control myself to get him in my arms.
So suddenly, in a very sudden moment, he confessed.
Naruto confessed to me that, he's gay.
Oh joy. Life couldn't get better than this.
So of course, at that time, at twelve o'clock at night, it really didn't make sense. I mean, what about Hinata. Has he forgotten that for a year he had settle down for one and the only girl he ever dated?
That was the point. Naruto told me that he's ashamed and scared to admit it. He's scared that I would run if I knew that he's gay.
And he told me to be relax coz he doesn't have any kind of feeling to me.
Uh-oh – not good.
But there's so many questions I want to ask him about him that night. So I asked him what makes him admit, reveal himself that he's gay and told me and confront all things he's been hidden form me for years.
The answer wasn't the most satisfactory one ever.
He said that Kakashi turned him on.
OH! Wh--- WHAT?!? What was that again?
Kakashi did what to him!?!? Did he—did he seduced him???
OH NO! THIS IS NOT GOOD. THIS IS BAD. THIS IS SOOOO BAD,
Oh, wait, he hadn't finished yet…
Oooh, I see.. now things get clearer for a bit. One night he couldn't sleep and was walking downstairs to get some beer. And the beer didn't make him sleepy! (Of course, had some sleeping pill and you're out for a day or two.) He drove down to town and went to a casino. Gambled for a while and lost. Hinata was staying over at his cousin's house so he can't go there. Instead of going home, he went to his step-brother's house.
Who's living with Kakashi, our drummer, if he remembers.
He didn't. He just barged in and coz he has the keys Iruka gave him on the other day, the alarm didn't make any noise. He thought he could talk with Iruka about his real sexuality. Instead of getting Iruka to talk to him, he saw them – Iruka and his lover, Kakashi, who is our drummer if he remembers, is living with him – made love. Okay, so he saw them having sex and watched them doing it without their knowing that someone is watching them doing their sacred supposed-not-to-be-watched thingy.
And what he saw brought him the sense he's been hiding all this time. He's gay.
For a few days not being able to forget the scene in his mind, he decided that he would go to me for some advice.
You want my advice, Naruto? Dump your girlfriend and be my boyfriend.
Of course, I didn't tell him directly. I said, 'I think you should tell Hinata and maybe, broke up with her because she has the right to know'.
Fuck that! – The essence of saying that is to dump her.
The next step is, I said to him, ' You shouldn't be afraid of what you are' –yeah, what's this? Shakespeare? ' You should find someone who's meant to be with you. You should be honest with yourself and certainly, at some future point, you'll find someone.'
And that 'someone' is right in front of your very eyes and don't you forget that to keep those things in mind in the morning and dump your girlfriend as quickly as possible!
Now that he's gay. It's not that bad anymore. Life really couldn't get any better than this!
The next day, he did say all the things he's supposed to say a long, long time ago to his girl.
'Hello Hinata, I've got some news for you. Yesterday, I finally come out to my senses and figure out also admit to myself, with the help from my sexy dark-haired friend, that I'm gay. Oh look girl don't cry. It's not so bad. You'll handle that. You can do that, I mean, you're a girl. So, the next news is that I'm breaking up with you. Hinata, I'm breaking up with you, there, I've said it. We're officially off. The next news is that I hope you won't have any kind of revenge on me about this simple-rather-complicated thing. Second, I hope you would move on with your life and stop bothering me anymore. Third, I'm hooked with my best friend and we're going to get married tomorrow but it's okay coz you're invited. Okay then, this is our end. Fuck off, Hinata.' ---- But that's just me.
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A/N: I really don't know what I was thinking while making that but it turned out to be quiet good. Haha, so I'm keeping the story line. In the fic it looks like I hate Hinata or something.. well, no. I like her actually.
And that Photocopy Paper song – I made them and don't sue me if it's bad. I just need it for this piece of writing.
Drop me a word will ya!
