What a Life
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Warning: Language (kinda) OOC-ness
StatuS: not beta-ed. I don't have a beta now.. TT anyone wuld?
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So, you know that Naruto has a boyfriend he's not supposed and I intend not to have, really eaten my nerve.
First, they just met like what, six minutes and I've been at his side for like what, six years! It's not fair! Life's not fair! I hate my life!
…. Wow, I was whining.
No. an Uchiha never whines. Never.
But it was really upsetting meeee…!!!
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FLASHBACK
The Tomorrow - Whining Uchiha In Denial Session is over.
The freak's coming today. To Naruto's house! To MY house coz we live together. I am not letting it happen! Naruto's mine! MINE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA – evil laugh - … Geezuz, that was just really not me.
Anyway, he's coming for about an hour later. I have questions up to Naruto because we arrived too late last night and I hadn't had the gut to, you know, interrogate him. He might think that being gay was the wrong decision, not that he would anyway. But last night I was drunk.
"Naruto, not that I'm not happy for you," HELL I REALLY AM NOT HAPPY! "But are you sure about him?" I asked him
"Well, I guess," he said, "he's nice, and he said he liked me so I thought we might try to know each other first."
"And if it doesn't work out?"
He sat silent for a while, "Yeah, but it's worth giving a try. Don't you think so?"
NO.
"Okay, but if he tried to do something you don't want, or force you, tell me, 'Kay, buddy?"
"Sure."
There it ended.
I am definitely the MOST miserable man alive.
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10 a.m Gaara's coming
Ting Tong Ting Tong Ting Tong Ting Tong Ting Tong Ting Tong Ting Tong Ting Tong Ting Tong Ting Tong Ting Tong (A/N: that's what the bell sounds like... so.. well, I know it's not THAT good.)
WTF, is the world ending that you need to be so urgent?
"WHAT?!"
Oh, its' him.
The Eyebrows-less.
He asked me if Naruto's here. Of course he's here, but the hell I'm telling him that.
"NO. Wrong address. Try elsewhere." I slammed the door.
Then I realized that Naruto has been standing right behind me. So being the nice guy who had just got his first boyfriend, he barked at me at the way I'm treating his boyfriends and opened the door for him to come inside.
Nope. First plan doesn't work.
After a few minutes of chit-chat and all the greetings stuff you had to do, he came inside and sat on the sofa.
Damn, that's my place.
'You have a beautiful house, Naruto.' Yeah, MY PLACE EXACTLY. What a bullshit. He's trying to get inside Naruto's pants!
'It's Sasuke's actually, I'm staying with him."
END OF FLASHBACK
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The rest are just destruction to my happy life.
Yeah, so the Freaky-Lover-Boy came. So what?! SO WHAT! Urgh, I'm so at the nerve. I can die from stress… or die desperate. What a very un-cool way to die.
The Brows-less Wonder did try to get inside Naruto's pants! And FINALLY Naruto realized that after the 5th time he tried and failed because of me! HAHAHA, Go Me!
That's what you get when you're trying to trick my soon-to-be M.I.N.E.
1st – Naruto sat on the couch. He sat up from MY couch to get beside him. I tripped him. Wow, Lover-Boy got a nosebleed.
2nd – They sat together because Naruto wanted to. He started to make the surrounding feels like warmy and flirty inside. I burnt the kitchen on purpose. They ran to the kitchen. Naruto panicked. Good. He didn't see when I hit his lover with the fire extuingsher saying that he was on the way.
3rd – Lover Boy starting to realize that I'm aftering the same thing he wanted. Cold War. I 'accidentally' kicked him. What can I say? He was right infront of me while I was practicing my football! It was my banana shoot and he definitely spinned like some banana!
4th- Too bad. I ddin't see him when I slammed the bathroom door at his face. Yeah, better luck next time.
5th – The most awesome thing I've ever done. I set his ass on fire. As in really on fire! This one I did it when Naruto was inside getting THE LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY.
Unfortunatelly, I done it a bit too close to the pool that he jumped in and soaked himself. And worst, he put the flame off. Ch- too bad. If I knew, I'd set his ass with fire after I drowned him in a tank of gasoline!
You know what, I could've killed him! By setting his ass on fire. He could've become ass-less for the rest of his fucking life and I couldn't care less!
He went home afterwards.
Naruto was sad. And it was because Gaara left without saying goodbye to him first or whether when the red haired maniac ran to the pool, he hit Naruto's thinking statue- ya know, the one who's made of steel and it's naked and it's acting like thinking. Yeah, the statue lost its arm and it doesn't look like thinking anymore, it looks more like squatting.
The next day, today, I found my Mercedes sprayed green.
It was like… oh my fucking GOD! Jesuz, OH MY— MY SUPER COOL (EXPENSIVE) MERCEDES BENZ!!
IT'S SO FUCKING GREEN!
It looks like damn grass!
And I never even liked grass. Or worse, GREEN!!
Do you EVEN know what green is like?!
It's UGLY!
That Gaara…
So if Gaara wants a war.
Let's have some war then.
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tbc.
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A/N: I'm really sorry for the lack of updates and that I'm a WREALLY slow writer. TT
But ya know, the thing is that, I'M SUPER LAZYYYYY!
The next chap is ready. It just need some…adjustment. (--;)
And thanks for all the reviewers… you really made my day! And this fic! OW I LOVE YOU GUYS!! kisses MUACH!
