Disclaimer: I do believe the song belongs to Bowling For Soup. Who I love. Star Wars Characters belong to You-Know-Who. Who I do not love. Grr. Anyhoo, enjoy!
'1977'
To the tune of Bowling For Soup's '1985'. Duh
Lucas just hit the wall
He never had it all
Nothing from the Academy
Not even a nominee
His dreams went out the door
When Spielberg got Best Director
Only worked on one film
Cos Indiana Jones weren't his
He was gonna make proper movies
Not all this sci-fi muck
So he decided to film the prequels
But they totally sucked
His marathon Pod-race
Is now the thing he hates
Looks these average films
And he knows
They're not
Alright
Since Han Solo
Chewbacca
Way before Count Dooku
There was Yoda, and Vader
And vacancies for Stormtroopers
His fanboys, in high school
They tell him that he's uncool
Cos they're still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1977
He re-shot all the classics
He wrecked every scene
'Sy Snootles', 'Yavin 4'
Even 'The Sarlacc Pit'
He sold out Boba Fett
Which lost half the fans
Thought he'd get a hand
From a scary giant frog-man
Where's the bikini
Made of gold plating?
And who's this other Sith
With a double-edged 'saber?
When did some snot-nosed kid
Become Vader?
Whatever happened to
X-wings, Death stars
And in hyperspace:
Slave I
Bun Hair-Dos
Way before Mace Windu
There was Boba, and Leia
And Palpatine was Emperor
His fanboys, in high school
They tell him that he's uncool
Cos they're still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1977
He hates fans
Make them stop
Why does it matter
If Jar Jar's a clot?
So what if Obi
Was once a hottie?
Please make them stop
Stop, stop
And Enjoy
Qui-Gon
Nute Gunray
Way before the OT
There was Jango, and Darth Maul
And pod-races on Tatooine
You fanboys, in high school
George thinks that you're all uncool
Cos he's not preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1977
