Disclaimer: I do believe the song belongs to Bowling For Soup. Who I love. Star Wars Characters belong to You-Know-Who. Who I do not love. Grr. Anyhoo, enjoy!

'1977'

To the tune of Bowling For Soup's '1985'. Duh

Lucas just hit the wall

He never had it all

Nothing from the Academy

Not even a nominee

His dreams went out the door

When Spielberg got Best Director

Only worked on one film

Cos Indiana Jones weren't his

He was gonna make proper movies

Not all this sci-fi muck

So he decided to film the prequels

But they totally sucked

His marathon Pod-race

Is now the thing he hates

Looks these average films

And he knows

They're not

Alright

Since Han Solo

Chewbacca

Way before Count Dooku

There was Yoda, and Vader

And vacancies for Stormtroopers

His fanboys, in high school

They tell him that he's uncool

Cos they're still preoccupied

With 19, 19, 1977

He re-shot all the classics

He wrecked every scene

'Sy Snootles', 'Yavin 4'

Even 'The Sarlacc Pit'

He sold out Boba Fett

Which lost half the fans

Thought he'd get a hand

From a scary giant frog-man

Where's the bikini

Made of gold plating?

And who's this other Sith

With a double-edged 'saber?

When did some snot-nosed kid

Become Vader?

Whatever happened to

X-wings, Death stars

And in hyperspace:

Slave I

Bun Hair-Dos

Way before Mace Windu

There was Boba, and Leia

And Palpatine was Emperor

His fanboys, in high school

They tell him that he's uncool

Cos they're still preoccupied

With 19, 19, 1977

He hates fans

Make them stop

Why does it matter

If Jar Jar's a clot?

So what if Obi

Was once a hottie?

Please make them stop

Stop, stop

And Enjoy

Qui-Gon

Nute Gunray

Way before the OT

There was Jango, and Darth Maul

And pod-races on Tatooine

You fanboys, in high school

George thinks that you're all uncool

Cos he's not preoccupied

With 19, 19, 1977