Disclamer: *sob* I don't own Newsies or Air. Newsies belong to Disney and Air belongs to herself Chaos belongs to me because I am her. *sigh* It's so sad.

A/N: This is my first fic so please be nice. Thank you! *blows kisses*

Jack's PJ's

*~*~*~*~*Time: 2:00am (2 years after strike)*~*~*~*~*Place: Santa Fe *~*~*~*~*

Chaos: *brandishing microphone* We are in Santa Fe looking for Jack Kelly AKA Francis Sulliven. We as in, Air and I, are going to interview Jack whether he likes it or not. Ok according to certain sources who would like to remain anonymous gave us the address. I'm Chaos and this is Air my lovely assistant. Air why don't you introduce youself?

Air: Not much to say other then my name is there? And you already did that didn't you!!! *rolls her eyes*

Chaos: *proudly* Yeah I did didn't I? Oh, ok here we are. *walks up to house* JACK KELLY!!!!!! WHEREFORE ART THOU JACK KELLY. *after a pause turns to audience* Weeeeellllllll that didn't get him out did it?Air? Think it's time for the ultimate weapen no?

Air: *cackles* Oh yes. *hands Chaos megaphone*

Chaos: Ahem... FRANCIS SULLIVEN!!!!!! FRANCIS!!!!!FRANCIS,FRANCIS,FRANCIS!!!!

Jack: *flying out of house in bunny footies* WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?????!!!

Air: *sweetly* giving you a wake up call.

Chaos: Now wasn't that fun? Of course it was wasn't it?

Jack: *glares then yawns* What do you want?

Air: *jumping up and down* An interview! An interview, interview, interview!!!

Jack: *stares at Air* Is she OK?

Chaos: *absently* Uh-huh now *sticks microphone in Jack's face* our viewers would like to know *stares at clipboard* where Sara is at the moment.

Jack: * replys lazily* In the looney bin.

*distant cheering*

Chaos: hmm is it just me or did I hear someone cheer?

Air: Nah, you're always hearing things.

Chaos: *gasps* How did you know that?! Did the voices in my head tell you?

Jack: *waves at camera* I'M SINGLE!

Chaos: This isn't the time Jack, go put your advertising in the newspaper.

Air: Hey how'd you know about the camera? They haven't been invented yet!

Chaos: I thought they already were.

Air: Course they haven't....*puzzled* Chaos!!!! I'm scared where we got this one from.....if they haven't been invented yet..... *shakes her head and continues to puzzel over that mystery*

Jack: *exasperated* What's the next question?

Chaos: Oh, right. You asked for it *Jack whimpers* Why did you choose Santa Fe instead of New Mexico?

Jack: O.o

Air: Um, Santa Fe is in New Mexico. Who asked that question?

Chaos: Me

Jack: Geography isn't your best subject is it?

Chaos: No

Chaos, Jack, Air: ..............

Air: ..............*looks at Chaos and shakes her head* NEXT QUESTION

Chaos: *eyeing Jack's pj's* Hey Jack can I ask you something?

Jack: Isn't that what you've been doing all this time?!

Chaos: Yeah! I forgot. Why are you wearing footies?

Jack: Why not?

Chaos: Its too late for you to wear pjs

Air: *mutters to herself* uh oh now we are in for it.

Jack: *turns bright red*

Chaos:*checks watch* It's 3 o'clock

Air: I don't think he's very happy....Chaos....*tugs Chaos' sleeve*

Chaos: He don't look it, does he.

Air: *edging away from Jack* I think we should go, how 'bout you?

Chaos: Just one more question

Jack: AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Can't you just go away?!!

Chaos:*whimpers* but we've only asked you *pouts* 3 questions!

Jack: It's a nice number isn't it?

Chaos: hmmmm.........nah I like the number 6 better, it's such a nice even, strong number

Air: My favorite number is 1,000,000.

Jack: I don't know why I'm listening to you!

Air: Because we asked you to.

Chaos: Yep and you're really sweet.

Jack: *grinning* I know but .....uh.....I..... need..... my beauty rest!

Chaos: *gasp* I'm SO sorry!

Air: Darn it! Chaos! Why didn't you think of this sooner?

Chaos: I forgot....*giggles*....again

Jack: *sighs with relief*

Chaos: Ok we'll let you go back to sleep!

Jack: *mutters to himself* thank goodness that worked

Air: What was that?

Jack: *innocently* Nothing

Chaos: *sweetly* Bye Francis

Jack: *to himself* pretend it's just a dream, pretend it's just a dream, pretend it's just a dream, pretend it's just a dream......*walks back to his house*

Air: That boy needs to speak louder

Chaos: You're right of course. Anyways *to audience* that's all we have for now, unfortunately Francis needs his rest and hopefully with the next newsie we'll have better luck at asking him questions. Thank you for joining us on our quest!

Air: *smugly to Chaos* I think you'll be happy to know I bugged his house.

Chaos:OOoooooooo fun!