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Bakura's POV:
So... this odd rectangle containing lined paper is what Ryou calls a diary.
Hmm... what to do... what to do. Too small and light to throw at someone, but to big to flush down the toilet. You can't eat it, you can't sell it, you can't threaten it or kill it.
What can you do with it?
I hate to do this, but I'll have to ask Ryou.
A few moments later...
You have to write in it! What sort of sissy does that? And every day too! Like I have the time.
I told him that too. Can you believe he had the nerve to say that the only reason I won't use this infernal piece of crap is 'cause I can't write!
Who told everyone that I can't write? Just cause I'm a tomb robber doesn't mean I'm brainless!
Did someone send a memo out to say that?
I CAN!!!
And, yes, I can count too.
So there!
Then he told me that only a true man has and writes in a diary. Yeah right, if that's his idea of a man, I'd hate to see his idea of a woman...
Shit! I can't back down on a challenge, so now I'll HAVE to write in this.
I hate you diary, and I swear, one day, I'll burn you along with all those stuffed unicorns and hippos that Ryou gives me every Christmas. Gods, he's like a freakin' girl!
Everyday. By Ra that's so tedious! That means I have to bring it everywhere.
Why, oh why, does it have to be pink. Pink of all colors! And scented!
Gods, this'll make me the laughingstock of the neighborhood.
I'll get Ryou for this. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but somed— wait, who am I kidding? I'm definitely gonna get him today, and tomorrow and everyday till I can safely burn this without losing face.
I'm gonna hate this; I just know I am...
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How was that for a first chapter, don't worry, I'll put in real diary entries next chapter. Please review!
