A/N Disclaimer: Alas, I don't own Newsies or Air (she owns herself) or Rubix (she owns herself too) Chaos however is mine, all mine!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Trigger- De nanda! I'm so glad you liked it and *gasp* hilarity is a word! Hilarity: (noun) marked by or providing boisterous merriment

Taps-*bows* Thank you, thank you!

Singah-heh heh here's more

Blue Boxer- Thank you! Muhahahahah! As you can see Davey is the next one so yeah here's another chappie.

Trolley- *blush* why thank you very much!

Davey Wavey

*~*~*~*~*~*~*Time: 12:00pm *~*~*~*~*~*~*Place: Jacob's rooftop *~*~*~*~*~*~*

Chaos: Kay Air I'm ready!

Air: *mutters to herself* Finally * then turns back to Chaos* oh *beams* it's already on.

Chaos: O.o I see. *to audience* Well as you can see we've been searching all over the place for our next newsie! *pulls out map covered in red* And located him here at the Jacob's apartment.

Air: *sniffles* That's my map

Chaos: *soothingly* It's ok Air! It was sacrificed in all that was good.

Air: You colored with red *sounds real depressed* I don't like red.

Chaos: *lip quivers* I'm sorry.

Air, Chaos: *burst into to tears*
*girl enters*

Chaos: *sniffles* Who are you?

Girl: Rubix! I heard you were going to do my Dave next!

Air: *beams* Well you heard right.

Choas: *begs* So can we start now?

Air: YES!!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*5 minutes later*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Air: *pacing* Where is David?!

Rubix: *sigh* He IS coming isn't he? *shifts nervously from foot to foot*

Chaos: Oh yes he's just late I guess. What time did you tell him to come?

Air: ME?! I was supposed to tell him? I sure as thought you said........... *shakes her head*

Rubix: oh no *is on the verge of tears*

Chaos: *skipping off to window* I'll get him!

Air: *brightens* I'll come too!

Chaos: YO DAVE!

David: *coming up roof* Who are you?

Rubix: *screams and swoons*

Chaos, Air, David:O.o

Chaos: She's ok. Can we ask you something?

David: Uh...

Air: *makes buzzer sound* Wrong! the correct answer is "Of course beautiful people"

Rubix: *coming to* OOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo DAVEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

David: Who are you?!

Rubix: *giggles* Rubix!

Air: We have questions to ask you! *rocking on her heels happily*

Chaos: First question 'What's up with you and Denton?'

David: WHAT?! Not you too!

Rubix: Oh don't listen to them! Come on we can go to Tibby's.

Chaos: Oh you can go but I have to ask you quesions first.

Rubix: *grabbing David's arm* come with me!

Chaos: *grabbing David's other arm* NO don't you dare!

David: Wow two girls fighting for me.! There's a first.

Air: Hmph maybe not for the reasons you think.

David: *pouts*

Chaos: Ooooohhhh Rubix! Come here. *tugs Rubix's sleeve*

Rubix: Huh?

*Chaos and Rubix whisper*

Air: *Slaps forehead* Chaos!!! *nagging tone*

Chaos: Ok sorry *to Rubix* When I say go.

David: What's doing on?

Chaos: GO!

Rubix: *to the tune of Rubber Duckie* Davey wavey you're so fine! *begins to do the can-can* I'm so lucky that you're mine! Davey wavey I'm awfully fond of, Davey wavey I'm awfully fond of, yooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

Davey: *desperately to Chaos and Air* What did you want to ask me?

Air: *grins* That's better, the question......... hmm........now what was it?

Davey: *jaw drops* You forgot???

Chaos: No ignore her,Do you have a girl?

Davey: No

Chaos: Ooooohhhhhhhhhh you have a boy then. *giggles* Who is it? *raises eybrows* Is it Snyder?

Davey: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO PLEASE *falls on knees* Go AWAY! FAR FAR AWAY!

Chaos: Why do you hate Les?

Davey: *ponders* Well, that is a good question......Probably because.......hmmmm I'm not sure. I guess since he's always there and WON'T DO AS I SAY. I'M THE BIG BROTHER HE SHOULD LISTEN TO ME WHY CAN'T HE I DON'T KNOW I'M NOT ONLY BIGGER BUT BETTER AND SMARTER I WENT TO SCHOOL I GET BETTER GRADES I CAN DO STUFF HE CAN'T WHY DOESN'T HE LISTEN TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?

Chaos: *nodding understandly* So this makes you feel angry?

Air, Rubix, Davey: O.o

Chaos: Sheeesh just trying to be nice! Now, you can ask your question Rubix

Rubix: Ahem.........Why the heck did you have your arm around Sara? Isn't that inest?

Davey: *tiredly* if you say so.

Rubix: Say it ain't so Davey! Say it ain't so!

Chaos: *squeals* Yipeee!! Let's go have an ice cream break!

Air: Oh yes ice cream! Do you think they have chocolate chip cookie dough? *ponders* cause thats my favorite and I wouldn't be..... *goes on rambling about cookie dough ice cream*

Davey: *whimpers* Can I go?

Air: *turns her attention away from cookie dough and to Davey* Not yet you have to give us a hug good night.

Rubix: A HUG?! I want a kiss.

Davey: *gives hugs*

Rubix: *pouting* What about my kiss?*sniffle*

Davey: *sighs and gives quick kiss*

Rubix: *swoons*

Chaos: I like butter pecan ice cream and black walnut

Air: Any more questions?

Chaos: What's STD stand for?

Davey: Sexually Transmitted Diseases

Air: O.o

Rubix: Sieze The Day

Chaos: Oh, just.....wondering

Davey: *sneaks away*

Air: Hey where did Davey go?

Chaos: swimming!!

Air: OOOoooooooo I want to go too!

Chaos: I say we go to Brooklyn and see my dovey.

Air: Who's your dovey?

Chaos: Spot!! I love him and he's mine all mine!!!!

Rubix: *dreamily* Davey..........*drools*

Air: This concludes our interview!* thinks then it hits her* Chaos....Spot....wait *talking to herself* but I like Spot *trying to peice the two together*

Chaos: Spot likes what kind of ice cream...... Do you know? Maybe he likes strawberry.

Rubix: *sings* Davey wavey you're so fine! I'm so lucky that you're mine! Davey wavey I'm awfully fond of, Davey wavey I'm awfully fond of youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! *happy dances off camera*

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There how was that? It took a while to make this one because I've been so busy and when I finally sat down I was like 'Uhhhhh' so yeah apology to all of you. Next up is Mush! If you have any questions for him send them in!