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Disclaimer: Alas, I don't own Newsies or Air (she owns herself) or Rubix
(she owns herself too) Chaos however is mine, all mine!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Trigger- De nanda! I'm so glad you liked it and *gasp* hilarity is a word! Hilarity: (noun) marked by or providing boisterous merriment
Taps-*bows* Thank you, thank you!
Singah-heh heh here's more
Blue Boxer- Thank you! Muhahahahah! As you can see Davey is the next one so yeah here's another chappie.
Trolley- *blush* why thank you very much!
Davey Wavey
*~*~*~*~*~*~*Time: 12:00pm *~*~*~*~*~*~*Place: Jacob's rooftop *~*~*~*~*~*~*
Chaos: Kay Air I'm ready!
Air: *mutters to herself* Finally * then turns back to Chaos* oh *beams* it's already on.
Chaos: O.o I see. *to audience* Well as you can see we've been searching all over the place for our next newsie! *pulls out map covered in red* And located him here at the Jacob's apartment.
Air: *sniffles* That's my map
Chaos: *soothingly* It's ok Air! It was sacrificed in all that was good.
Air: You colored with red *sounds real depressed* I don't like red.
Chaos: *lip quivers* I'm sorry.
Air, Chaos: *burst into to tears*
*girl enters*
Chaos: *sniffles* Who are you?
Girl: Rubix! I heard you were going to do my Dave next!
Air: *beams* Well you heard right.
Choas: *begs* So can we start now?
Air: YES!!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*5 minutes later*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Air: *pacing* Where is David?!
Rubix: *sigh* He IS coming isn't he? *shifts nervously from foot to foot*
Chaos: Oh yes he's just late I guess. What time did you tell him to come?
Air: ME?! I was supposed to tell him? I sure as thought you said........... *shakes her head*
Rubix: oh no *is on the verge of tears*
Chaos: *skipping off to window* I'll get him!
Air: *brightens* I'll come too!
Chaos: YO DAVE!
David: *coming up roof* Who are you?
Rubix: *screams and swoons*
Chaos, Air, David:O.o
Chaos: She's ok. Can we ask you something?
David: Uh...
Air: *makes buzzer sound* Wrong! the correct answer is "Of course beautiful people"
Rubix: *coming to* OOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo DAVEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
David: Who are you?!
Rubix: *giggles* Rubix!
Air: We have questions to ask you! *rocking on her heels happily*
Chaos: First question 'What's up with you and Denton?'
David: WHAT?! Not you too!
Rubix: Oh don't listen to them! Come on we can go to Tibby's.
Chaos: Oh you can go but I have to ask you quesions first.
Rubix: *grabbing David's arm* come with me!
Chaos: *grabbing David's other arm* NO don't you dare!
David: Wow two girls fighting for me.! There's a first.
Air: Hmph maybe not for the reasons you think.
David: *pouts*
Chaos: Ooooohhhh Rubix! Come here. *tugs Rubix's sleeve*
Rubix: Huh?
*Chaos and Rubix whisper*
Air: *Slaps forehead* Chaos!!! *nagging tone*
Chaos: Ok sorry *to Rubix* When I say go.
David: What's doing on?
Chaos: GO!
Rubix: *to the tune of Rubber Duckie* Davey wavey you're so fine! *begins to do the can-can* I'm so lucky that you're mine! Davey wavey I'm awfully fond of, Davey wavey I'm awfully fond of, yooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
Davey: *desperately to Chaos and Air* What did you want to ask me?
Air: *grins* That's better, the question......... hmm........now what was it?
Davey: *jaw drops* You forgot???
Chaos: No ignore her,Do you have a girl?
Davey: No
Chaos: Ooooohhhhhhhhhh you have a boy then. *giggles* Who is it? *raises eybrows* Is it Snyder?
Davey: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO PLEASE *falls on knees* Go AWAY! FAR FAR AWAY!
Chaos: Why do you hate Les?
Davey: *ponders* Well, that is a good question......Probably because.......hmmmm I'm not sure. I guess since he's always there and WON'T DO AS I SAY. I'M THE BIG BROTHER HE SHOULD LISTEN TO ME WHY CAN'T HE I DON'T KNOW I'M NOT ONLY BIGGER BUT BETTER AND SMARTER I WENT TO SCHOOL I GET BETTER GRADES I CAN DO STUFF HE CAN'T WHY DOESN'T HE LISTEN TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?
Chaos: *nodding understandly* So this makes you feel angry?
Air, Rubix, Davey: O.o
Chaos: Sheeesh just trying to be nice! Now, you can ask your question Rubix
Rubix: Ahem.........Why the heck did you have your arm around Sara? Isn't that inest?
Davey: *tiredly* if you say so.
Rubix: Say it ain't so Davey! Say it ain't so!
Chaos: *squeals* Yipeee!! Let's go have an ice cream break!
Air: Oh yes ice cream! Do you think they have chocolate chip cookie dough? *ponders* cause thats my favorite and I wouldn't be..... *goes on rambling about cookie dough ice cream*
Davey: *whimpers* Can I go?
Air: *turns her attention away from cookie dough and to Davey* Not yet you have to give us a hug good night.
Rubix: A HUG?! I want a kiss.
Davey: *gives hugs*
Rubix: *pouting* What about my kiss?*sniffle*
Davey: *sighs and gives quick kiss*
Rubix: *swoons*
Chaos: I like butter pecan ice cream and black walnut
Air: Any more questions?
Chaos: What's STD stand for?
Davey: Sexually Transmitted Diseases
Air: O.o
Rubix: Sieze The Day
Chaos: Oh, just.....wondering
Davey: *sneaks away*
Air: Hey where did Davey go?
Chaos: swimming!!
Air: OOOoooooooo I want to go too!
Chaos: I say we go to Brooklyn and see my dovey.
Air: Who's your dovey?
Chaos: Spot!! I love him and he's mine all mine!!!!
Rubix: *dreamily* Davey..........*drools*
Air: This concludes our interview!* thinks then it hits her* Chaos....Spot....wait *talking to herself* but I like Spot *trying to peice the two together*
Chaos: Spot likes what kind of ice cream...... Do you know? Maybe he likes strawberry.
Rubix: *sings* Davey wavey you're so fine! I'm so lucky that you're mine! Davey wavey I'm awfully fond of, Davey wavey I'm awfully fond of youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! *happy dances off camera*
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There how was that? It took a while to make this one because I've been so busy and when I finally sat down I was like 'Uhhhhh' so yeah apology to all of you. Next up is Mush! If you have any questions for him send them in!
Trigger- De nanda! I'm so glad you liked it and *gasp* hilarity is a word! Hilarity: (noun) marked by or providing boisterous merriment
Taps-*bows* Thank you, thank you!
Singah-heh heh here's more
Blue Boxer- Thank you! Muhahahahah! As you can see Davey is the next one so yeah here's another chappie.
Trolley- *blush* why thank you very much!
Davey Wavey
*~*~*~*~*~*~*Time: 12:00pm *~*~*~*~*~*~*Place: Jacob's rooftop *~*~*~*~*~*~*
Chaos: Kay Air I'm ready!
Air: *mutters to herself* Finally * then turns back to Chaos* oh *beams* it's already on.
Chaos: O.o I see. *to audience* Well as you can see we've been searching all over the place for our next newsie! *pulls out map covered in red* And located him here at the Jacob's apartment.
Air: *sniffles* That's my map
Chaos: *soothingly* It's ok Air! It was sacrificed in all that was good.
Air: You colored with red *sounds real depressed* I don't like red.
Chaos: *lip quivers* I'm sorry.
Air, Chaos: *burst into to tears*
*girl enters*
Chaos: *sniffles* Who are you?
Girl: Rubix! I heard you were going to do my Dave next!
Air: *beams* Well you heard right.
Choas: *begs* So can we start now?
Air: YES!!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*5 minutes later*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Air: *pacing* Where is David?!
Rubix: *sigh* He IS coming isn't he? *shifts nervously from foot to foot*
Chaos: Oh yes he's just late I guess. What time did you tell him to come?
Air: ME?! I was supposed to tell him? I sure as thought you said........... *shakes her head*
Rubix: oh no *is on the verge of tears*
Chaos: *skipping off to window* I'll get him!
Air: *brightens* I'll come too!
Chaos: YO DAVE!
David: *coming up roof* Who are you?
Rubix: *screams and swoons*
Chaos, Air, David:O.o
Chaos: She's ok. Can we ask you something?
David: Uh...
Air: *makes buzzer sound* Wrong! the correct answer is "Of course beautiful people"
Rubix: *coming to* OOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo DAVEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
David: Who are you?!
Rubix: *giggles* Rubix!
Air: We have questions to ask you! *rocking on her heels happily*
Chaos: First question 'What's up with you and Denton?'
David: WHAT?! Not you too!
Rubix: Oh don't listen to them! Come on we can go to Tibby's.
Chaos: Oh you can go but I have to ask you quesions first.
Rubix: *grabbing David's arm* come with me!
Chaos: *grabbing David's other arm* NO don't you dare!
David: Wow two girls fighting for me.! There's a first.
Air: Hmph maybe not for the reasons you think.
David: *pouts*
Chaos: Ooooohhhh Rubix! Come here. *tugs Rubix's sleeve*
Rubix: Huh?
*Chaos and Rubix whisper*
Air: *Slaps forehead* Chaos!!! *nagging tone*
Chaos: Ok sorry *to Rubix* When I say go.
David: What's doing on?
Chaos: GO!
Rubix: *to the tune of Rubber Duckie* Davey wavey you're so fine! *begins to do the can-can* I'm so lucky that you're mine! Davey wavey I'm awfully fond of, Davey wavey I'm awfully fond of, yooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
Davey: *desperately to Chaos and Air* What did you want to ask me?
Air: *grins* That's better, the question......... hmm........now what was it?
Davey: *jaw drops* You forgot???
Chaos: No ignore her,Do you have a girl?
Davey: No
Chaos: Ooooohhhhhhhhhh you have a boy then. *giggles* Who is it? *raises eybrows* Is it Snyder?
Davey: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO PLEASE *falls on knees* Go AWAY! FAR FAR AWAY!
Chaos: Why do you hate Les?
Davey: *ponders* Well, that is a good question......Probably because.......hmmmm I'm not sure. I guess since he's always there and WON'T DO AS I SAY. I'M THE BIG BROTHER HE SHOULD LISTEN TO ME WHY CAN'T HE I DON'T KNOW I'M NOT ONLY BIGGER BUT BETTER AND SMARTER I WENT TO SCHOOL I GET BETTER GRADES I CAN DO STUFF HE CAN'T WHY DOESN'T HE LISTEN TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?
Chaos: *nodding understandly* So this makes you feel angry?
Air, Rubix, Davey: O.o
Chaos: Sheeesh just trying to be nice! Now, you can ask your question Rubix
Rubix: Ahem.........Why the heck did you have your arm around Sara? Isn't that inest?
Davey: *tiredly* if you say so.
Rubix: Say it ain't so Davey! Say it ain't so!
Chaos: *squeals* Yipeee!! Let's go have an ice cream break!
Air: Oh yes ice cream! Do you think they have chocolate chip cookie dough? *ponders* cause thats my favorite and I wouldn't be..... *goes on rambling about cookie dough ice cream*
Davey: *whimpers* Can I go?
Air: *turns her attention away from cookie dough and to Davey* Not yet you have to give us a hug good night.
Rubix: A HUG?! I want a kiss.
Davey: *gives hugs*
Rubix: *pouting* What about my kiss?*sniffle*
Davey: *sighs and gives quick kiss*
Rubix: *swoons*
Chaos: I like butter pecan ice cream and black walnut
Air: Any more questions?
Chaos: What's STD stand for?
Davey: Sexually Transmitted Diseases
Air: O.o
Rubix: Sieze The Day
Chaos: Oh, just.....wondering
Davey: *sneaks away*
Air: Hey where did Davey go?
Chaos: swimming!!
Air: OOOoooooooo I want to go too!
Chaos: I say we go to Brooklyn and see my dovey.
Air: Who's your dovey?
Chaos: Spot!! I love him and he's mine all mine!!!!
Rubix: *dreamily* Davey..........*drools*
Air: This concludes our interview!* thinks then it hits her* Chaos....Spot....wait *talking to herself* but I like Spot *trying to peice the two together*
Chaos: Spot likes what kind of ice cream...... Do you know? Maybe he likes strawberry.
Rubix: *sings* Davey wavey you're so fine! I'm so lucky that you're mine! Davey wavey I'm awfully fond of, Davey wavey I'm awfully fond of youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! *happy dances off camera*
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There how was that? It took a while to make this one because I've been so busy and when I finally sat down I was like 'Uhhhhh' so yeah apology to all of you. Next up is Mush! If you have any questions for him send them in!
