A/N: hello my luvies! I'm very sorry that I haven't updated but I have a good excuse! I have been sick and couldn't write, yeah I'm very sorry. Boo- hoo I know ya'll missed me. But I bet you're waiting to read the next interview so I won't keep you waiting.

Disclaimer: I don't own Mush or Air, just little ol' me. Oh yeah plus for those of you who don't know what KONY stands for (God forbid!) it stands for King Of New York....you know the song?........ Don't you know it?!!!!!???? :runs away screaming:

SO Punky- :beams: So glad you liked it!

Taps- Hope you like this one!

Trigger- Oh yeah :nods: I had quite the field day!! It was bliss. The STD thing came cause I read it out loud and I'm like wow! Doesn't that sound like.... you know?! So yeah enjoy this one

Singah- :thinks: Cool! I can picture lol. I'm so glad they let you review

Blue Boxer- Thank you thank you :beams proudly:

Mush 'n' Blush

Time: 3:50pm Place: Bottle Alley

Chaos: :hums KONY:

Air: :yawns: when's Mush coming?

Chaos: :files niles and blows raspberry: um....:sigh: I dunno. You don't think Ratf- ahhhh our "secret informative friend who tells us where to find these lovable Newsies" spilled the beans?

Air: :thinks: Nah..... :thinks harder: maybe.....

Chaos: :shakes head: He wouldn't DARE :grinds teeth:

enter Mush!

Chaos: HEY! :jumps up:

Mush: :gives puppy eyes: buy a pape miss?

Air: No thanks hon, we got one. :shows 2004 newspaper and trys hard not to look at the puppy eyes:

Mush: :stares harder, thinking: I will succeed!! :Distracted: Is that color?

Chaos: :snatchs paper out of Air's possession: What this? :giggles nervously: Maybe you're color blind Mushie!

Air: :confused: Chaos I don't think he....... OH... uh heh heh opps.

Chaos: :pats Air on head sympathetically: It's ok

Mush: Ok.......

Chaos & Air:........

Mush: So anyways I'se gotta sell me papes

Chaos: :waves at retreating Mush: Ok, toddles!

Air: Uh.....Chaos? Didn't you want to interview him or something? :stares a little confused:

Chaos: Hmmmm? Oh right. Don't worry holds up stack of newspapers he'll come back. :laughs evily:

Mush: :running back: Hey you! Ya took me papes! If you weren't a girl I'd soak you!

Chaos: :pouts: It's your own fault.

Air: She's right you know.:nods wisely:

Chaos: We'll return them on one condition. :Waits: Aren't you going to ask? :stops Mush from speaking: I'll tell you, you have to answer a couple of questions from me and other people first. :Beams: I knew what you were going to ask and I answered before you! :Beams:

Mush: :scowls: And I thought David was going crazy like his sister.

Air:OH NO!

Chaos: OH MO!

Mush: Mo?

Chaos: nods Mo.......see it rhymes with no

Mush: oh

Air: :grins: yup yup yup yup! :mutters to herself: duckie, lil' foot, Gabe, SPOT! They rhyme!

Chaos: :beams: oh no Mo! :dances in a circle: oh no Mo! oh no Mo! oh no Mo! oh no Mo!!

Mush: Uh...I think I got it.:backing away a little bit:

Air: :seriously: Good, now, we all want to know something about you pulls him back

Mush: What is it?

Chaos: :yawning: Well :pokes Mush repeatedly in chest: how'd you these? (A/N DO I hear jealousy? hmmmm?)

Air: :eagerly: yeah we're talking about your six pack.

Mush: :beams: Well it's funny you should ask, see I always did exercise when I was young.

Chaos: :rolls eyes: uh huh...sure, come on Mush really!

Mush: :scowling: Oh fine I take steriods

Air: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH........

Mush: :quickly: I'se kiddin' just kiddn'!!!!

Chaos: :tears in eyes: How could you?!

Mush: I said I was KIDDING!!!!!!

Air: :gasps for air: .......HHHHHHHHHHHHH........eeeep! :coughs:

Chaos: :to Air: oh dear, did you swollow your tongue? :Sadly: It's happened to me a lot.

Air: :nods with tears in her eyes:

Mush: :mumbles something:;

Chaos: What was that?

Mush: I drink :mumbles something: milk

Chaos: :frowns: I think I'm going deaf......NesQuik?

Mush: :kicks stone: yeah.....

Chaos: :squeals: OOoooooo! I love NesQuik! Strawberry or chocolate?

Air: :coughs: What on planet Pluto are you talking about?

Chaos: :ignores Air: Mine is chocolate

Mush: Strawberry

Air: CHAOS!!!!!! :shakes Chaos: AHHH WHY DOES EVERYONE IGNORE ME!!!

Chaos: OK OK! NesQuik is like a powder that you can put in milk and it comes in two flavors I believe, strawberry and chocolate. And it has not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not...:gets slapped: ahem, but 10 vitamins and minerals!!!

Air: oh....hmm I think I've heard of it, ain't it that gross powder stuff that makes milk into like chocolate or strawberry? yeah hmm :real softly so know one can hear: yeah I eat it plain all the time.

Chaos: AIR! How can you turn NesQuik down?! I mean it's....NESQUIK!!!

Mush: :sobs:

Chaos: Anyways Mush here takes the strawberry kind. I perfer chocolate.

Mush: I eat the powder by itself sometimes...always...

Chaos: AH HA! :shakes head: I knew you were taking something! :thinks: Hey...maybe thats where you get your six-pack! :Beams: I'm so smart

Air: :stares at Chaos and shakes her head sadly turns to Mush: Why don't you try chocolate?

Mush: Because when you put it on your cheeks it doesn't look like blush.

Chaos & Air: O.o...........

Air: :stares at Mush with confusion;

Mush: Long long long long long long long long long :gets slapped: story

Chaos: I've got time

Air: :waves arm in air:;Oh! Oh! Me too! Me too!

Mush: :sulkly: Racetrack dared me to put blush on my cheeks and then eat it and I put the powder instead. :Beams: I tricked him and won myself a couple of meals at Tibby's AND whenever I slapped someone for fun Race had to take the blame. :Grins: And well....I got :whispers: addicted

Chaos:.............That's it?

Mush: :shrugs: I liked looking in the mirror and checking myself out, I looked very pretty. :Thinks: I think it brought out my hair.

Air: :smiles sweetly at Mush: I bet it did

Chaos: :beams and pats Mush's hair: I think so too, if you try chocolate I think it'll bring out your eyes....

Mush: :thoughtfully: You think? puts hand on his cheek

Air: You do it too????? :Stares:

Chaos: No, it was too hard to lick off

Air: ewwwww.....

Mush: Not if-

Air: :cuts off Mush hastely: and that's all the time we have for now folks!

Chaos: I heard they were going to invent a vanilla flavor, but it won't work though it gives a pasty look.... I think.

Air: Wow.....eatable cosmetics :shakes her head: what is this world coming to!?!?!

Chaos: :grandly: There will be skyscrapers and peanuts and plastic and planes and- :Air puts hand over Chaos' mouth:

Mush: :stares:

A/N
I finished! Damn thing won't show astrisks! Took me forever but it was worth it. Next is Spot!!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I'm thinking of......no wait you guys will have to wait and find out what happens to Spot! Beams I'm so evil..... hmmmmm.........just think water and maybe you'll get it!