AN: I had hell of a lot of homework and I didn't have time to do this. Very sorry to keep you people waiting! I shall no longer detain you darlings, enjoy! Oh by the way if any of you know how to fix the astricks could you tell me? They won't show no matter what I do!
Disclaimer: I own nobody except myself (Chaos).Spot belongs to Disney(unless Disney wants to sell, then I'll buy him) and Air belongs to herself
SO Cards McCarthy- DORKS WILL CONQUER THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!! I love your idea for a mini sequal to the Jack chappie! I'll see what I can do, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Puck- Thank goodness you loved it!
Air: Of course you can review, no one can say no.....can they? Oh who cares you will review and review whenever you want !!!!!!!!
Rubix the Cube- awww :hugs: You're so lucky you got a NesQuik machine! I have to wait till I get home, darn.
Blue Boxer- Keep talking! I love talking and talking, I shall die talking! Heh glad you loved it!
See Spot Run
Place: Brooklyn, docksTime: VERY early morning
Chaos: :singing: Oh Spot! my dear beloved Spot! How I love thee!
Air:...what a nice way to annouce it :moves slowly away from Chaos who seems to have lost it:
Chaos: :twirls around: Oh Spot! You are so hot! :clasps hands to chest: Oh Spot!
Air: :dreamy sigh: Spot...:begins to hum Luvey Dovey Baby:
Chaos: :makes little marks on clipboard for every check: ok we are at the docks...check...we are early....check...we are at the docks spiritally and physically...hey Air, you here?
Air: :checks herself: yep
Chaos: ok check! :makes elaborate check mark:
Air: :pouts: We're missing Spot though
Chaos: Yeah...did you bring the tape?
Air: Of course! Would never for...
Spot: :takes out cane: Hey! :rudly interupting Air: What you'se doing on me turf?
Chaos&Air: :squeal: SPOT CONLON!!
Spot: :smugly: that's me
Air: :excitedly: What's 22?
Spot: uh :counts on fingers: four
Chaos: NO! :counts on fingers: one...five....ten...six!
Spot: :stubornly: four
Air: :matter-o-factly: Actually Chaos is right, it's six. But you could say that it's 5
Spot: O.o
Chaos&Air: :;beams:
Spot: It's FOUR :;lifts cane threatenly: FOUR!! FOUR FOUR FOUR!
Chaos: runs around Spot: SIX SIX SIX!
Air: :runs around Spot, opposite Chaos: SIX SIX SIX
Chaos: SIX S- :accidently pushs Spot in water: oopsies
Air: :laughs hysterically:
Spot: I'LL KILL YOU! :jumps out of water:
Air: :good-naturedly: you can't
Spot: :eyes blazing: gimme one good reason why not!
Chaos: 'cause we're girls
Spot:.... :points at Air with a questioning look:
Air: I'm a girl too
Spot: gimme two reasons
Air: :pouts: you said one not two
Chaos: :nods:
Spot: damn
Air: HA! :grins:
Spot: you little beasties
Chaos: :gasp:
Air: :lip trembles:
Chaos&Air: :bursts into tears:; oh Spot!
Spot: uh-oh
Chaos: :sobs: we j-just wanted t-t-to interv-v-view y-y-youuuuuuuuuuu!
Air: :sobs: y-y-eah
Spot: ack! stop crying! stop crying!
Chaos: :winks at Air secretly: only i-if you come here
Spot: :moves forward:
Chaos: NOW!
Air: :stands up with tape ready:
Chaos&Air: :quickly tape Spot up to a chair:
Spot: HEY! LEMME OUT LEMME OOOOUUUUUTTTT!
Air: how bout you say the magic word?
Spot: uh...abracadabra?
Air: :giggles: no dummy it's 'rusty nails'!
Chaos: besides we don't wanna.
Air: Hey Chaos, how bout us going swimming?
Chaos: YAY! :sings: We're gonna go swimming while Spot roasts in the sun!
Spot: Ya can't do that! It's EVIL :mock gasp: humph :under breath: like what you've been doing isn't evil enough
Air: :sigh: he's right, if we left him someone else might get him.
Chaos: oh... :thinks: then how else can we torture him?
Air: :grins evily and takes out makeup kit: We make him all pretty
Spot: :shrinks away:
Chaos: How about blue eye shadow? It'll make his beautiful eyes stand out.
Chaos&Air: :get to work on Spot:
Chaos: So Spot :applies makup: tell me, do you have a girl?
Spot: :oddly relaxed: nah...I'se got lots
Air: :gasp:; That's not good Spot!
Spot: :shrugs: like I care
Air: :slaps Spot: stop moving, you'll make us mess up.
Spot: :scowls: sorry
Chaos: :slaps Spot: and stop scowling, you'll ruin your complexion :to Air: Do you have avacado paste?
Air: :brings out bag from who knows where, and checks contents: yep, plus some dresses and jewelry and some other stuff....Oh! I found a boa! takes out neon green boa
Chaos: :while applying avacado paste: great!
Spot: lemme see :starts to stand up:
Air: :shoves Spot back in chair: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Do we have to sit on you!?!? :to Chaos: told you duct tape doesn't work....never does :shakes her head:
Chaos: :glumly: yeah, you're right we shoulda gotten some cotten candy to make him sticky
Spot: I want out! :stuggles to free himself from the evil clutchs of Chaos and Air:
Chaos: :sternly: Spot! You'll crack your beauty mask!
Spot: :freezes: Oh
Air: I've got some more questions for you
Spot: Yeah?
Air: ok 1) What's 55? 2) What's green and has wheels? 3) What's brown and green and if it falls from a tree it can kill you?
Chaos: O.o
Spot: :thinks: uh 8, grass, and dried up leaves
Chaos: HAHAHA! You got them wrong! sing-song you got them wrong you got them wrong!
Spot: :glares and in the process cracks mask:
Chaos&Air&Spot:..........:scream:
Chaos: LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE YOU IDIOT!
Spot: Well exuuuuuuuuuussce meeeeeeeeeeee! :trys to cross arms and is unsuccessful so crosses eyes:
Air: :absent-mindly pats Spot: You're excused
Chaos: :Pulls out bag of cookies and stomps on them: Grrrrr I'll teach you!
Air: :scratches head:
Chaos: :opens bag with cookie crumbs and pours them over Spot:
Spot: :Jumps up clawing at duct tape and screaming: NOOOOO MY BEAUTIFUL FAAAAACE!!!!! I'M RUINED!
Air: Awwww CHAOS! I wanted to make him pretty
Chaos: How will he learn if we do it for him?
Air: :thinks: OOOOOOooh right.
:Spot runs away:
Air: :waves handkerchief: bye Spot!
Chaos: :sniff: Don't forget to go for natural!
Air: Well :drys eyes: that went well... right?
Chaos: yeah...can I have some avacado paste?
A/N: This one took me days and days! Why you ask? Because of evil SCHOOL. Damn all those projects and finals! grr this one didn't exactly come out like I wanted it to. ok enough of my rantings Kid Blink is up next!
