A/N:..........nothing to say......::eerie music::

Disclaimer: Once again I own nothing, you hear me?! Nothing! ::breaks down and sobs:: just me. Oh and the idea came from another in ff.net world called 'The Left Shoe Show' except that they made Kid the dealer.....I've said too much already, never mind just read. By the way my astricks are still not showing ::sniff:: I'm sad

SO

Blue Boxer- If you like this one too, I'm pretty sure you'll like the Crutchy chapter! ::hugs::

Kid's Addiction

Place: Empty Lot Time: Late Afternoon

::scary music::

Chaos: Velcome to zee little house of horrors, MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Air:.......What are you doing? ::stares at Chaos likes she lost it::

Chaos: It's Halloween isn't it?

Air: um.....It's summer....::takes out cell phone to dial the looney bin::

Chaos: It is? Oh, I thought it was Halloween ::pouts:: that's why I brought this ::holds up paper bag:: it's full of treats!

Air: Oooo I want some! ::eyes light up and drops the cell phone:: Please Chaos please please please!

Chaos: We can have some if we're extra good. However....

Air: No! ::gasp:: not however!::look of horror::

Chaos: ::sadly:: yes, however if we're bad we have to sit in the corner

Air: oh..... ::says real sadly and pouts::

::enter Kid Blink to scary music:: (A/N: think Jaws!)

Chaos: ::whispers to Air:: quick hide!

Air: Why? ::confused as ever::

Chaos: Because that's what you do when you hear scary music!

Air: Ahhh ok ::the whole light bulb above head look::

::Chaos & Air hide under convinient boxes::

Kid Blink: ::laughs a deep wicked laugh:: They shall never find me here! HAHAHA! HA! HAHA! ............. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! ::picks up paper bag:: what have we here?

Air: ::jumps out under boxes:: We are FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM FIGHTERS!!!!!!

Chaos: WE SHALL DEFEAT YOU EVIL EYE-PATCH KID!!

Air: ::pulls out megaphone:: PUT DOWN THE BAG AND KEEP YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR. ::giggles:: Did you hear Chaos? I said air! ::all giggly::

Chaos: yeah...air...Oh! Wait I said it too!

Air: We're so cool! ::Chaos & Air dance with Kid Blink::

Kid Blink: Can I keep the bag?

Air: Hmmm let me think ::ponders:: no! ::laughs hysterically:: choke cough gag cough wheezw:: I think I swallowed my candy

Chaos: How did you get a candy?

Air: ::shurgs:: anyways as I was saying... what was I saying? oh.... well 'rewind'.....and 'play'.......... no! ::laughs hysterically::

Chaos: That's mean! ::pause:: although extremly funny ::also laughs hysterically::

Kid Blink: ::laughs nervously::

Air: I have a question...::smiles sweetly::

Kid Blink: Do you have cherry flavored lollies?

Chaos: Lollies! We've got ::peers into bag:: chocolate, pineapple, lemon, sauerkraut, orange...yech I hate orange ::turns off to the side:: pa-tooey pa-tooey (A/N: I believe that's a fake spitting sound thing)

Air: Lemme see! ::takes bag:: we also have lime...ohhh greeen, blueberry look! Its blue! I like blue!, root beer, root beer? not to fond of that. Icky stuff, melon intresting I wonder what kind of melon....::looks up at Chaos and Blink who stare:: oh right...cherry ::continues sifting through bag:: watermelon, grape, sunflower seed, peach, tropical sun very hot by the way, strawberry...::goes on for another hour and a half plus another half hour which would make it two hours!:: and cherry! (A/N: I think that's the longest dialouge ever Muawhaha)

Chaos: It's not much, but I did what I could......::sniff:: really!

Air: I believe in you! ::starts to hum to self:: I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky...um...something something fly away...

Kid Blink: CHERRY!!!!!!!!!!!::eyes glaze over like a trance:: Come to papa! ::pounces::

Chaos: NO! You can't have the sauerkraut one! That's mine all mine and I'm not sharing!

Air: ::confused:: Do you even know what a sauerkraut is?

Chaos: ::whispers:: No but it must be good if Kid Blink likes it

Air: ::confused as ever:: He likes it? ::mutters to self:: but I thought he liked cherry...

Kid Blink: ::blinks (A/N: HAHA blinks!):: I said che- ::gets smart:: fine ::fake sigh:: I'll take cherry

Air: I want cherry ::clutches the cherry lollie so he can't get it::

Kid Blink: Come on! You don't want cherry you want...uh...Pineapple!

Air: ::thinks:: No...........I want cherry (A/N: Oh my what a dilemma!)

Chaos: ::sits down on crate with bag of popcorn:: this is better than t.v!

Kid Blink: ::hands start shaking:: Must.....have....cherry

Air: ::stares wide eyed::

Chaos: Poor thing, he's resorted to begging.

Air: ::remembers:: Hey! I never asked my question!

Kid Blink: ::gargle/groan:: ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-

Chaos: CHOO CHOO

Air: CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA

Chaos: CHOO CHOOO! ::moves hand up and down like pulling trian whistle::

::Chaos&Air do train dance::

Kid Blink: CHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

Chaos&Air: ::stare::

Chaos: ICE CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAMMMMMMM!

Air: ::ponders:: YUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMM!

Chaos: ::to Kid Blink:: Great game! Let's play another one

Kid Blink:.........

Chaos: Scrabble!

Kid Blink: Cherry

Air: Twister! ::does a little dance::

Kid Blink: I'll do anything if you give me a cherry lollie. I haven't had a lollie in ::crys and counts fingers:: 4 hours!!

Chaos: I'll ask a question you answer, Air asks a question you answer. That sound good?

Air: ::nods head up and down vigoursly::

Kid Blink: Yes! Perfecto

Chaos: Coolness! You speak Spanish! ::begins to speak Spanish to baffled Blink:: Sabias que muchisimas niƱas piensan que tu eres muy guapo?

Air: ::laughs mainly to herself::

Kid Blink: Uh......si?

Choas: Who is the president in 2002?

Kid Blink: Bill Clinton?

Chaos&Air: ::gasp and whisper:: He's a seer!

Chaos: ::takes out purple cushioned chair:: Tell me my future!

Air: Mine too!

Kid Blink: Uh...you ::points to Chaos:: will-

Chaos: ::interrupts:: How rude! We didn't introduce ourselfs! My name's Chaos and this is Air! (A/N: I just noticed none of these poor newsies were introduced to their torturers! ::sigh:: How very sad)

Kid Blink: ::cackles to self and thinks:: I shall trade my "knowledge" for a lollie!

Air: Ahem our fortunes? ::taps fingers on the box waiting impatiently:

Kid Blink: Under one ::makes great florish with hand at the mention of one, and knocks over a perfume bottle which has magically appeared. Along with magic purple turban and table::

Chaos: Ok!

Kid Blink: I want...the LOLLIE! ::dun dun DUNNNN::

Air:....no! ::makes little kid face like 'you can't take my lollie' the sad one not the angry little kid face the kind that 'if you take my lollie I will cry'::

Chaos: Aw come on Air two fortunes for the price of only one lollie!

Air: But it's CHERRY! ::whines:: It makes it special

Chaos: ::sigh:: It's a sacrifice we have to Air...please?...pretty please with ice cream sundae and a cheery on top.........::thinks so hard she turns almost blue::....... and Spot as a freebie to go with it?!

Kid Blink: ::mutters:: weirdos, don't see why they think Spot is.....

Air: ::thinks about it:: He can have half

Kid Blink: Fine!

Air: ::reluctantly hands Blink half::

Kid Blink: ::takes it and gobbles it up::

Chaos: ::in a teacher like voice:: Lollies are for sucking only

Kid Blink: ::glares and chews noisly::

Chaos: Our fortunes?

Kid Blink: ::cough:: Air will marry the man she wants and get a big mansion that's gonna have a huge pool with a statue in the center and will be lucky in lotteries and uh..... have a giraffe as a pet, own a chocolate factory...plus pay newsies twice the amount normal and live in Antartica! There!

Air: ::stares in shock::

Chaos: ::scoffs:: You don't really think we'll believe that do you? Because-

Kid Blink: CHAOS ::glaring and interrupting:: will live in Italy then move to China and then to the North Pole ::thinks:: Better to have them at opposite ends and also have a pet which would be a ...a...a....whale! Own a chocolate factory with Air, eat bonbons and bananna flavored gum all day (A/N: There really is such a gum and it is delicioso!)

Chaos: O.o....::squeal:: THAT'S AMAZING!

Chaos&Air: ::jump up and down::

Chaos: Wait wait! Do I live in a mansion too?

Kid Blink: Uh... yeah sure

Air: WE OWN A CHOCOLATE FACTORY!....wait why does Chaos get to live near Santa?! And why do we live on opposite ends...are they opposite ends? ::has officially confused herself::

Kid Blink: You owe me half a cherry lollie.

Chaos: ::hands Blink whole paper bag:: WE don't need these any more, we have a chocolate factory

Kid Blink: ::dumps contents on ground and starts gobbling right and left and finishes in about 5 seconds::

Air: CHAOS! Our lollies...::sniff::

Chaos: Not to worry we have a factory of our own

Kid Blink: ::burps happily:: Bye

Air: bye-bye

Chaos: ::waves:: Now Air, I was thinking of ways to make our factory better, what we need is a chocolate bar with bits of marshmallow and a pineapple flavor

Air: Yum ::walks off with Chaos making factory plans::

::Blink waddles off::

::slaps self:: stupid me! The title gave it away! no...duh. Ok next is Crutchy...He'll answer the age old question...

RACETRACK: What came first the chicken or the egg?

::gasp:: where did you come from?

RACETRACK: Skooshie and me decided to switch jobs, she's at the NML and I'm here

Oh...but then you won't see her!

RACETRACK: ::faints from shock::

Anyways I meant the other age old question WHAT THE HELL DID CRUTCHY DO TO SNIDER'S SAUERKRAUT??????