I am sooooooo absolutely stuck on all my other stories! I don't know what to do! So I figured I'd left you all in enough suspence and I'd continue on with a favorite song!

Disclaimer: I, LizBethy, the author of this fanfic, do not own Sailor Moon, or Gundam Wing characters or The Offspring lyrics… nor am I making money off of this! (Good disclaimer, eh?)

Why Don't You Get a Job?

(Usagi's Point of View)

My friend's got a girlfriend

Man he hates that bitch

He tells me every day

He says "man I really gotta lose my chick

In the worst kind of way"

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"And I just bought her this nice, and might I add expensive, dinner. Plus, she ordered the most chocolate, and again I add expensive, dessert! Then she nags on me saying I don't buy her enough stuff!" Motoki let all his frustrations out.

I smiled reassuringly. "Motoki, we told ya when you started to date Minako, she expects a lot." I reminded him as I took a sip of my Chi tea.

Motoki sighed and ran his fingers through his hair. "I know, but she expects me to massage her every night too! I want a massage every once in a while!"

I nodded in sympathy. "Does she ever buy you anything or offer to pay for dinner?" I asked.

"No. She thinks going to auditions are considered a job, I pay our rent, groceries, bills, her credit cards and take her out to dinner at La Playa de la Luna!" Motoki cried out. "Do you think I should dump her?"

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She sits on her ass

He works his hands to the bone

To giver her money every payday

But she wants more dinero just to stay at home

Well my friend

You gotta say

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I choked on my Chi tea. Dump Minako? Motoki is totally obsessed with her! Ever since she hit her sixteenth year!

"You're right, that is a bit harsh… so where's Heero?" Motoki asked, changing to a less stressful subject.

"He's at the store and running errands." I smiled.

"That's something Minako can do! But I have to pay for her gas and give her money to DO those errands!" Motoki moaned.

I sighed and cocked my head at my long time friend. I remembered the good ole days when he worked at the arcade and he always gave me free root beer floats and ice cream sundaes. That was life.

"It's getting a bit late though, maybe we should head out." Motoki glanced at the rising moon in the night sky. I had meet Motoki and a local café to listen to his rants on his latest problem with Minako.

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I won't pay I won't pay ya, no way

Why don't you get a job

Say no way, say now way, now way

Why don't you get a job

I guess all his money, well it isn't enough

To keep her bill collectors at bay

I guess all his money, well it isn't enough

Cause that girl's got expensive taste

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We headed out the doors and a pulled my coat around me. Sirens were heard in the background and we both took curious glances in the direction on the noise.

I turned to Motoki. "have you told her how you felt?" I asked, referring to Minako.

Motoki bowed his head. "I can't, because she'll get mad or cry, and I can't stand to see her cry! It just breaks me heart!" He looked at me with pleading eyes. "Do you like to see Heero cry?"

He has a point. "No. Maybe you should tell her to get a job. A real job, with money behind it, to help her acting skills." I suggested.

Motoki's eyes brightened up. "I'll try that next! Thanks Usa, I got to run, Minako is expecting me to take a hot bath with her."

I raised an eyebrow.

He shrugged and grinned. "Our relationship does have its perks."

"To much information!" I shrieked and laughed.

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I won't pay, I won't pay ya, now way

Why don't you get a job

Say no way, say no way, no way

Why don't you get a job

Well I guess it ain't easy doing nothing at all

But hey man free rides just don't come

Along every day

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I walked to my car enjoying the night air and took a deep breath. My pocket ringing interrupted my solace. I took out my cell phone and pushed the talk button.

"Usagi here."

"Usagi, it's Rei."

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Let me tell you about my other friend now

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"Rei? What's up?" I asked leaning against my car.

"It's Yuuichirou, he's driving me insane!"

I giggled, he's been driving her insane way before they started sleeping together, even before they were dating. "What did Shaggy do now?" I asked.

"Why do you keep calling him Shaggy? You know the only way I'd sleep with him was if he cut his hair." She cried.

"Sorry, it sticks. So what did lover boy do now?"

"He refuses to get a real job!"

I smiled. "Define real job."

"Gee, one that doesn't involve TRYING to write music or sweep the temple steps, one that has a stable income! He's being SO irritating about it!"

"You and Motoki both." I laughed.

"What?"

"Motoki is having the same problems with Minako."

Rei laughed. "She's always been that way!"

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My friend's got a boyfriend, man she hates that dick

She tells me every day

He wants more dinero just to say at home

Well my friend

You gotta say

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"Have you tired threatening him with your broom?"

Rei sighed. "No, he's gotten to used to that. Look, I gotta go, I'll talk to you tomorrow."

"All right, talk to you later!" I hung up the phone and slipped it back in my pocket as I opened the car door. The key jammed, then slipped and cut my finger. I swore as opened the door and leaned over to the glove compartment for a band aide.

A gun.

There is a gun in my car.

I was about to panic when I remembered Heero drove my car this morning. But why would he still have his gun and carry it around? Was he that paranoid? Dozens of thoughts raced through my mind as I shut the glove compartment and started the car. There was only one way to answer all my questions, and I hurried home hoping Heero was there.

I raced down the hall from the elevator and burst through the door clutching the gun. "Heero? Heero!" I sighed when there was no answer. I set my keys and phone on the counter and frowned at the little piece of paper on the floor next to the trash. Heero must have missed the trashcan. I picked it up and noticed an address.

2354 Aoi drive.

Even more thoughts chased the gun questions out of my head. Why does Heero have an address? Why did he throw it away? Is it another girl? My eyes welled up with tears and a sat down on the couch, and the remote control.

The TV turned on. The news was playing.

"Three dead bodies were found in an empty warehouse today, and one with a slight concussion who claims he doesn't remember who did it, he did remember that his company was thinking about buying the warehouse…"

"Hasn't ANYTHING good happened today?" I cried.

"…Here on 2354 Aoi Street, things will never be quite as it seems, the man does remember it was a single man…"

My eyes widened. 2354 … Aoi Street…? Heero? No, he has a new job, he wouldn't kill anybody! He said he was through with violence as a way of life! NO!

I heard someone approaching the door. I leapt out of my seat, still holding the gun and paper and threw open the door. It was Heero. At first he looked surprised, then grateful, the worried at me look.

"Why?" I asked quietly. "Why Heero?"



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TO BE CONTINUED!

MWAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAaHAAAA! Okay, so that was just as bad as the last chapter… sorry guys! Guess I'll need LOTS of reviews to continue on!

~LizBethy