A/N: We're about to find out exactly what Crutchy did to Snider's sauerkraut!
Disclaimer: As usual I don't own either Crutchy nor Air
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Blue Boxer- Aww gee thanks! ::bounces:: So glad you like that chapter, enjoy this one! My favorite lollies are the jolly ranchers, watermelon sooooo good!
TheAngryPrincess13-When was the last time I updated?....Months ago! Crutchy is cool, silly guy...
Title: Crutchy...The Evil Side
Location: Where the 'paper storm' took place Time: Early morning
Air: ::sigh:: I really really really want to know what Crutchy did to Snider's sauerkraut
Chaos: Relax, we'll find out in about 2 seconds....1....2!
Crutchy: ::wobbling in:: Heya guys!...uh girls!
Air: Wow you're good!
Chaos: Thank you ::beams and turns back to Crutchy:: Yay! Crutchy!
Air: ::beams:: One of my favorite charecters
Chaos: Who else?
Air: All the newsies!
Chaos: ::surprised:: Me too!
Air: ::gasps in surprise:: OH WOW! We have so much in common!
Crutchy: ::holds out slip of paper:: You called?
Air: What's that say? ::pointing eagerly to the slip of paper::
Chaos: ::takes paper and reads:: Dearest Crutchy, We are pleased to inform you that you've won a trip around the block and a chunk of chocolate! My, must be from Willy Wonka ::sigh:: you lucky newsie you
Air: ::shakes her head solemly:: Shes right, you lucky lil ducky
Crutchy: Willy? Never heard of him
Air: Nerds!
Chaos: Gobbstoppers! ::drools::
Crutchy: Crazy people! ::laughs::
Air: Isn't he sweet? Let's keep him
Chaos: Kinky!
Crutchy: ::dances to Dancing Queen::
Air:...::dances with Crutchy::
Chaos: ::points to Crutchy:: Crutchy is dancing without his crutch!!!!!!!!
Air: ::gasp:: Crutchy is it true? Can it be?!
Crutchy: ::falls down and cries:: I want my chocolate!
::big red firetruck enters wailing to Beethoven's Fur Elise::
Fire Man #1: Anyone named ::squints down to his slip of paper:: Air?
Air: OOoooo me me!! ::sticks hand up and jumps up and down::
Fire Man #1: You've won-::inturrupted by Chaos::
Chaos: Oh my lordie lord lord! You've won you've won Air!!!! ::gasps:: I can't believe it! ::thinks:: Wait....what'd you win?
Air: A hot tub!!
Chaos: With Spot in it!
Air: and Kid Blink and Mush and Davey ::pauses::
Chaos: and Racetrack and Skittery and...uh....hmmm, any one else who fits
Crutchy: Me right?
Fire Man #2: You didn't win a hot tub
Air: oh ::sad look::
Chaos: ::hypervenulates:: a JACUZZI!
Fire Man #2:....no....
Crutchy: Stop making us guess, what is it?
Fire Man #1: ::still in shock:: uh...er.....hrpmh
Air: ::jumps up and down hysterically:: He's choking!! HELP HELP he's choking on a candy wrapper!
Chaos: ::cries:: I want candy. ::to Fire Man #1:: It's mean you know...not to share
Crutchy: ::importently:: My dear lady the man is not choking, he is merely at a loss for words.
Air: Oh......okay ::shurgs:: thats fine then
Chaos: ::calmly:: So...Air...you won, something.......... ::screams:: WHAT DID SHE WIN??!!!!
Fire Man #1: She-can-ask-Crutchy-any-question-she-wants-as-long-as-it-stays-within-PG-mode
Chaos: ::gushes:: Oh Air you're soooooo lucky! ::sighs:: I like, so envy you!
Air: ::beams::
Crutchy: Whoa why me? Why not David?
Chaos: Did him
Air: ::nods her her head remebering that interview::
Crutchy: Kid Blink?
Chaos: done
Air: ::agrees and pulls a blue rasberry lollie pop out of her pocket to suck on::
Crutchy: Jack
Chaos: Pssh first victum
Crutchy: ::desperately:: Spot?!
Chaos:...duh
Crutchy: What about-
Air: ::getting annoyed:: Hey people! I'm asking a question here!
Crutchy: Okay
Air: I want to know your real na-
Chaos: ::topples Air:: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! You must think carefully!!
Air: ::ponders:: Are you Patrick? Cause your mother's looking for you and-
Chaos: ::Claps hand over Air's mouth:: Jot down every single question ::hands Air piece of paper::
Air: ::nods wide eyed at Chaos::
::after much discussion::
Fir Man #1:: ::pouts:: Still think you should've gone with question # 101
Fire Man #3: (A/N: He's an awfully shy fireman) Quit whining ::hands cherry lollie to him which Blink comes and takes away::
Blink: Mine ::spots Crutchy, Chaos, and Air:: Oh hi.......bye ::goes away on bicycle licking lollie::
Crutchy: Strange...always thought he was obssesed with orange lollies
Air: ::pats Crutchy:: It's a strange world out there
Fire Man #2: When are you asking your question? We have to stay and get both your signatures that you've accepted you prize and all that
Chaos: Why did they send firemen?
Fire Man #1: ::shrugs:: It was an emergency
Chaos: Ahhhh that makes sense
Air: :: reads from paper:: Crutchy, what did you do to Snyder's-
Crutchy: ::gasps and makes cross with fingers:: Not SNYDER!
Chaos: ::symathetically:: Yes, evil, dirty, rotten Snyder
Air: Have some feelings for the guy......::gets strange looks from everyong:: I'm only joking...............
Crutchy: ::cackles and rubs hands together:: Heh heh, heheheheheh, heeheehee, Bwahahahahahahahaha! ::sneezes:: Eh, guess what I did to his sauerkraut huh? Go on guess!
Air:...er...peanut butter? ::dips a spoon into the peanut butter jar infront of her and eats some::
Chaos: Fish food?
Crutchy: Nope, want me to tell you? Huh? I'll tell you ::stifles laughter:: I ::snickers:: Put laxitives!
Fire Man #1(A/N: I'm getting tired of calling this one #1, it's just not fair to the others so I'm naming him Bob): ::makes face:: My "friends" did that to me on April 1
Eric(formaly known as Fire Man #3): ::laughs hysterically:: T-t-that w-as ::bends over laughing making pants split::
Fred(Fire Man #2): Dude!! You're wearing a thong?!
Air: ::stares wide at Eric:: Is that allowed?
Crutchy: ::snickers to himself:: laxitives
Eric: ::turns red:: it's a GUY'S thong!(A/N: HAHA sorry having a Shrek moment there heehee)
Fred: Oh that's alright then.
Air: Crutchy, dear....what happened? ::says through a mouth full of peanut butter::
Crutchy: ::beams:: I got smart
Chaos: I think she meant, what happened to Snyder?
Crutchy: ::chuckles:: He was in the outhouse all day!!
Bob: ::shakes head:: I feel for him....I really do
Air: ::takes mask off Bob:: You......SNYDER!
Chaos: ::gasp:: What did you do to BOB?
Snyder AKA Bob: There was no Bob girly! Only SSSNYDER!
Chaos: ::cries:: He killed Bob....
Air: ::comforts Chaos::
Snyder: There was no Bob ::grinds teeth:: there will never be a Bob!
Crutchy: ::takes out Vouge magazine:: Looky looky what I have
Snyder: ::gasp:: no! You wouldn't!
Crutchy: ::rips page out::
Snyder: ::sobs:: I'll do anything!
Chaos: ::timidly:: go away?
Fred: ::snatches magazine and throws it away, magazine is caught by wind:: Catch!
Snyder: ::takes ballerina leaps after magazine:: Come back my precioussssssss
Air: ::waves:: bye Snyder
Crutchy: Where's my chocolate?
Willy Wonka: Are you Charlie?
Crutchy: Yeah-huh
Willy Wonka: ::Oompa loompas dance around:: Oompa loompa du piddy du I've got another message for you.
Air: ::looks at Chaos who's already turning red:: Tell the message quick!
Willy Wonka: ::also looks at Chaos:: ..... ::hands Crutchy chunk of chocolate and runs out::
Crutchy: Thanks Mr.Willy!
Fred: Could you sign here? ::hands Crutchy clipboard::
Crutchy: Sure ::makes chocolate handprint:: How's that?
Fred:........ ::hands clipboard to Air::
Air: ::takes out neon blue feathery pen and signs::
Eric: Let's go Freddy! Another emergency, some kid got glue on his hands and can't get his finger out of his nose
::Fire trucks goes away to the ice cream song::
Chaos: Crutchy's a Charlie?!
Air: ::sighs:: I know it doesn't make sense!
Crutchy: ::beams:: I don't make sense
Air: No you don't, but that's okay we don't either.....::looks at watch:: OH! We've got to go Chaos! We're gonna be late!
Chaos: ::gasp:: Not for....
Air: Yeah!
Chaos: ::takes bite out of chocolate:: Thanks Crutchy, mmm yum
Air: ::also takes bite:: OOooo, I know that flavor!
::Air&Chaos run off::
Crutchy: ::stares at chocolate chunk:: My chocolate....
BLINK: Nice
::beams:: thanks
RACETRACK: ::twiddles thumbs:: ummm when's it my turn?
Not telling
RACETRACK: oh ::goes to sleep::
SKOOSHIE: ::bangs on gong:: Wakey wakey!
RACETRACK: ::snores::
Heavy sleeper isn't he? I was watching 'Everybody loves Raymond' and Robert, the grown-up son around 36, and Marie, the mother, were arguing about how he wasn't taken care of because his mom gave him booze whenever he had nightmares so that he could get to sleep. Of course he didn't know it at the time so when he finds out he gets really mad. Then the subject of ice cream came up...
Robert: ::indignit:: You told me that everytime the ice cream song was on, it meant they were out of ice cream!
Marie:.........Sugar's bad for your teeth
It went something like that, really funny!
