A/N: Hmmm....can't say anything cause there isn't anything to say

Disclaimer: ::chants:: I own no one except myself. I own no one except myself....I've got it now, but it still makes me sad that I don't own Newsies or Air because Newsies are so figgin hot and Air is a lovely person. Love-ly haha ::sings:: it's delicious it's delightful its de-lovely.

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Blue Boxer- I think we can all picture Crutchy dancing to Dancing Queen lol. ::is suspicious:: I don't think Crutchy is really a crip, but if Jack falls for it then probably so will everyone else! Everybody's so busy dancing and singing they don't pay attention to him anymore

TheAngryPrincess13- ::sigh:: I know so did I! I love the way she sings though, I think it's amazing. I never really thought about who Patrick was. Snipeshooter is next Muahaha.

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Racetrack and Marbles

Time: After Midnight Place: Dark Alley

Chaos: Shhhhhh ::whispers:: don't... say... a word!

Air: ::frowns:: I didn't say anything!

Chaos: Oh

Racetrack: ::whispers:: Why do we have to whisper?

Air: ::looks at him with a 'how stupid can you be' expression and rolls her eyes:: Because the newsies will hear us

Racetrack: ::offended:: oh

Chaos: ::stands up and stretches:: Okay whose next?

Racetrack: ::scowls:: Jack, it was all his fault

Air: no we already interviewed him

Racetrack: Alright, did you do Snoddy?

Air: ::thinks:: I don't think so

Chaos: He's next then?

Racetrack: Naw, he didn't do anything

Air: ::wide-eyed:: But what about all his fans! Who adore him and wish he had done more???

Racetrack: ::shrugs:: oh well

Air: ::pouts then thinks hard:: Hey you never told us exactly what happened

Racetrack: Don't you question my greatness!

Chaos: ::hums to herself:: Racetrack is a nut, he has a rubber butt, and if he sits down he bounces right back up, nah nah-nah-nah nah-nah nah nah-nah nah nah!

Racetrack: I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that ::sticks nose in the air::

Air: You do that ::crosses arms::

Racetrack:......How 'bout Snipeshooter?

Chaos: Ooh he's adorable!

Racetrack: Snipeshooter ::nods:: and Jake

Air: Jake was in on whatever happened? ::surprised::

Chaos: I want to know what happened

Racetrack: ::sighs in self-pity:: Idiots, they thought I'd spare them from my wrath!

Air: ::pointly:: You don't have a wrath

Racetrack: Let's pretend I do then. People go long ways with imagination

Chaos: Kinda like when people pretend they know everything!

Air: ::takes out nail-file which she points at Chaos:: I think that's called lying

Racetrack: ::ignores Chaos' and Air's previous interruption:: Snipeshooter always steals my cigars, always always always! ::stomps up and down:: It ain't fair!

Air: ::whispers to self:: Life isn't fair... oh no stupid, life isn't fair and it will never be fair... ::goes on to self::

Chaos: ::is confused:: But you steal them

Racetrack: Exactly! I stole them.... not him. I did it for me

Chaos: Aren't you being selfish?

Racetrack: ::ponders:: No...::shakes head:: not really

Air: ::sighs and inturrupts:: What about Jake?

Racetrack:... He's just...there. Besides he's always smirking at me

Chaos: Really?

Racetrack: No, not really but... I can tell he is!

Air: ::looks at race oddly:: But what did the other Newsies do?

Racetrack: ::shrugs:: I don't know

Chaos: ::whispers with Air who nods in agreement::

Air: We have decided that we won't help you unless you tell us what happened.

Racetrack: ::sputters:: But- but- we had a deal!

Chaos: Do you have a lawyer?

Racetrack: ::frowns:: Noooo

Chaos: ::sticks out tongue:: Ha ha! We do

Air: ::pulls Chaos away:: Do we really? ::excitedly:: Is he cute?

Chaos: Shhh....we don't really have one. But he doesn't know that! ::beams at her smartness::

Air: Oh poo. ::pouts:: I wanted to have a lawyer

Chaos: You do?

Air: ::nods::

Chaos: Okay...... why don't you be the lawyer?

Air: Yay! ::goes away and comes back dressed in lawyer suit and briefcase and glasses smiling sweetly::

Racetrack: YOU!

Air: ::beams:: I'm a lawyer! ::points dramatically at any random place:: I'm going to sue you! ::points someplace else and says in very menacing voice:: I'll see you in court! ::puts hands on hips:: I rest my case! ::crosses arms:: I sentence you to three minutes in prison, that'll teach you! ::pulls out lil rubber baby hammer and whacks away at thin air::

Chaos: Umm that's the judge

Air: Oh... ::drops hammer sheepishly::

Racetrack: Yeah!

Chaos: Watch your mouth buster or I'm calling my lawyer!

Air: ::grins:: And I'm a damn good lawyer

Chaos: ::brings out folding table and chairs:: Would any of you care for some tea?

Air: Ooooh me!

Racetrack: Okay

Air: How come you're not drinking tea?

Chaos: I don't like tea. It's like flavored hot water

Air: That's true....Shall we review the contract?

Racetrack: ::spits out tea:: That's hhhot!!

Air: duh....

Chaos: I demand you tell us what happened!

Racetrack: ::looks sorry for him-self:: I burned my tongue

Air: ::wacks Race upside his head:: Not now dummy! Why are you picking on the newsies! ::glares::

Racetrack: ::looks embarrassed:: They tease

Chaos: Oh you poor baby ::looks sad for him::

Racetrack: ::wallowing in self-pity:: They say I'm short

Air: ......yeah but Race.... you are

Racetrack: ::jumps up on table and literally towers with rage:: Don't you start too! I hired you for a reason!

Chaos&Air: ::stare::

Racetrack: I'm paying you!

Chaos: ::turns to Air and whispers:: What's he paying us?

Air: ::ponders:: Umm ::looks at contract:: Oh! He's letting us live....I think that's a good deal don't you?

Chaos: ::nods wisely:: We're better off!

Racetrack: ::sits back down calmly:: More tea?

Chaos: But we still want to know what happened

Racetrack: ::stares::

Air: You forgot again, he already told us

Chaos: ::looks worried:: No he- Oh yeah I remember!

Air: ::opens briefcase:: Anyone want some cake? ::pulls out cake platter:: It's chocolate...even though I don't like it....hmmm that's odd ::lights up:: I should sue!

Chaos: Oooh yummy!

Racetrack: What else you got?

Air: ::Pulling out stuff:: Cigar-flavored licorice-

Racetrack: I'll take it!

Chaos: Whatever you do. Don't take or say C-H-E-R-R-Y F-L-A-V-O-R-E-D L-O-L-L-Y-S

Air: ::thinks:: OOoooohhhh... Race...does Blink know how to spell?

Racetrack: ::chews cigar-flavored licorice thoughtfully:: Nope

Air: ::turns towards Chaos:: I D-O-N'-T H-A-V-E A-N-Y C-H-E-R-R-Y F-L-A-V-O-R-E-D L-O-L-L-Y-S

Chaos: ::stares then mumbles to herself:: I don't....I don't have...no, wait.......... I don't anyway? I don't have chi? I don't have flappy?! I'm cheery? ::turns toward Air:: You're happy about something?

Air: I'm always happy! ::grins happily::

Chaos: Nu-uh! What about the time we were looking for David?

Air: ::nods slowly:: I remember ::glares at Chaos accusingly:: I had to take another map ::smiles:: I covered it in blue ::frowns:: I don't like red

Racetrack: ::reaches into Air's briefcase for more candy::

Air: ::slaps Race's hand away:: You have to ask! ::shocked he should do such a thing::

Racetrack: ::rubs hand scowling:: Gimme some candy

Air: Say please

Racetrack: ::glares:: Please

Chaos: You have to look happy

Racetrack: ::glares at Chaos:: You hush! ::Chaos looks hurt::

Air: BE NICE TO HER!... ::calmly:: You have to look happy

Racetrack: ::smiles angrily:: Please?

Air: Please what?

Racetrack: ::looks confused:: Please....Miss?

Air: ::looks pleased:: That's not what I meant but okay. Please Miss what?

Chaos: ::whispers to Race:: You have to say 'Please may I have some more candy Miss?'

Racetrack: Please can I have some more candy Miss?

Air: ::squints eyes:: Can? Can?! CAN???!! ::screeching:: How dare you use that in my presence?!!!

Chaos: ::rolls eyes:: Told you! ::pokes Race: Didn't I? Didn't I say 'Please may I have some more candy Miss?' ::pokes Race:: Didn't I? Huh? Huh?

Racetrack: ::glowers:: Yeah yeah you did. Is she always this fussy?

Chaos: ::shakes head:: Nah, just today.

Racetrack: ::sarcastically:: So tomorrow no one can say candles or heaven help them?

Chaos: ::gasps in admiration:: How did you know?

Racetrack: O.o

Air: ::glaring and mumbling:: The nerve....can! Of all things can?! How dare he?!

Racetrack: Please may I have some more candy Miss?

Air: ::stares::...... ::grins:: Of course love ::hands out more licorice:: Who wants to play cards?

Chaos: Let's play speed!

Racetrack: Why speed?

Chaos: I don't know any other card game

Air: I know I know I know!! ::takes deep breath:: BS!

Chaos: OH wait I know how to play BS!

Racetrack: Poker!

Chaos: Nope don't know how to play

Air: ::talking to herself:: Me neither...I know how to play cheat...

Racetrack: ::crashes to the floor:: You don't know how to play POKER?!

Chaos: Never learned ::shurgs:: I don't even know how to play Go Fish!

Air: Really?! ::shrugs:: Oh well ...I wanna play BS!

Chaos: YAY!

Racetrack: ::stares at poor poker deprived Chaos::

Air: ::points at floor:: Oh look! A marble

Racetrack: ::looks sad:: I lost my marbles

Chaos: ::giggles:: I know you did. You don't even play with a full deck of cards!

Racetrack: How'd you know that?

Chaos: ::shrieks with laughter:: I'm ::gasps for breath:: sp-special!

Air: ::picks up marble:: I got a marble of my very own ::beams::

Racetrack: ::picks up contract:: Everything's fine then?

Air: ::nods absently and plays with marble:: OOoh shiny

Chaos: Tomorrow we get Snipeshooter! ::sticks marble in pocket:: We might need it...

Air: We attack at dawn!

Chaos: ::whispers to Air:: Make sure you don't forget the white surrender flag

Air: Of course I won't forget! Besides if I did we can always use a hanky

Chaos: ::grins:: Even better!

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That little song up there was thanks to my darling sister who sang it to me when she was mad at me

RACETRACK: You lied to me! You said I wasn't next!

Nah, I just tricked you

RACETRACK: Lied

::imitating Buckwheat from 'The Little Rascals':: Otay!