A/N: Hmmm....can't say anything cause there isn't anything to say
Disclaimer: ::chants:: I own no one except myself. I own no one except myself....I've got it now, but it still makes me sad that I don't own Newsies or Air because Newsies are so figgin hot and Air is a lovely person. Love-ly haha ::sings:: it's delicious it's delightful its de-lovely.
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Blue Boxer- I think we can all picture Crutchy dancing to Dancing Queen lol. ::is suspicious:: I don't think Crutchy is really a crip, but if Jack falls for it then probably so will everyone else! Everybody's so busy dancing and singing they don't pay attention to him anymore
TheAngryPrincess13- ::sigh:: I know so did I! I love the way she sings though, I think it's amazing. I never really thought about who Patrick was. Snipeshooter is next Muahaha.
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Racetrack and Marbles
Time: After Midnight Place: Dark Alley
Chaos: Shhhhhh ::whispers:: don't... say... a word!
Air: ::frowns:: I didn't say anything!
Chaos: Oh
Racetrack: ::whispers:: Why do we have to whisper?
Air: ::looks at him with a 'how stupid can you be' expression and rolls her eyes:: Because the newsies will hear us
Racetrack: ::offended:: oh
Chaos: ::stands up and stretches:: Okay whose next?
Racetrack: ::scowls:: Jack, it was all his fault
Air: no we already interviewed him
Racetrack: Alright, did you do Snoddy?
Air: ::thinks:: I don't think so
Chaos: He's next then?
Racetrack: Naw, he didn't do anything
Air: ::wide-eyed:: But what about all his fans! Who adore him and wish he had done more???
Racetrack: ::shrugs:: oh well
Air: ::pouts then thinks hard:: Hey you never told us exactly what happened
Racetrack: Don't you question my greatness!
Chaos: ::hums to herself:: Racetrack is a nut, he has a rubber butt, and if he sits down he bounces right back up, nah nah-nah-nah nah-nah nah nah-nah nah nah!
Racetrack: I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that ::sticks nose in the air::
Air: You do that ::crosses arms::
Racetrack:......How 'bout Snipeshooter?
Chaos: Ooh he's adorable!
Racetrack: Snipeshooter ::nods:: and Jake
Air: Jake was in on whatever happened? ::surprised::
Chaos: I want to know what happened
Racetrack: ::sighs in self-pity:: Idiots, they thought I'd spare them from my wrath!
Air: ::pointly:: You don't have a wrath
Racetrack: Let's pretend I do then. People go long ways with imagination
Chaos: Kinda like when people pretend they know everything!
Air: ::takes out nail-file which she points at Chaos:: I think that's called lying
Racetrack: ::ignores Chaos' and Air's previous interruption:: Snipeshooter always steals my cigars, always always always! ::stomps up and down:: It ain't fair!
Air: ::whispers to self:: Life isn't fair... oh no stupid, life isn't fair and it will never be fair... ::goes on to self::
Chaos: ::is confused:: But you steal them
Racetrack: Exactly! I stole them.... not him. I did it for me
Chaos: Aren't you being selfish?
Racetrack: ::ponders:: No...::shakes head:: not really
Air: ::sighs and inturrupts:: What about Jake?
Racetrack:... He's just...there. Besides he's always smirking at me
Chaos: Really?
Racetrack: No, not really but... I can tell he is!
Air: ::looks at race oddly:: But what did the other Newsies do?
Racetrack: ::shrugs:: I don't know
Chaos: ::whispers with Air who nods in agreement::
Air: We have decided that we won't help you unless you tell us what happened.
Racetrack: ::sputters:: But- but- we had a deal!
Chaos: Do you have a lawyer?
Racetrack: ::frowns:: Noooo
Chaos: ::sticks out tongue:: Ha ha! We do
Air: ::pulls Chaos away:: Do we really? ::excitedly:: Is he cute?
Chaos: Shhh....we don't really have one. But he doesn't know that! ::beams at her smartness::
Air: Oh poo. ::pouts:: I wanted to have a lawyer
Chaos: You do?
Air: ::nods::
Chaos: Okay...... why don't you be the lawyer?
Air: Yay! ::goes away and comes back dressed in lawyer suit and briefcase and glasses smiling sweetly::
Racetrack: YOU!
Air: ::beams:: I'm a lawyer! ::points dramatically at any random place:: I'm going to sue you! ::points someplace else and says in very menacing voice:: I'll see you in court! ::puts hands on hips:: I rest my case! ::crosses arms:: I sentence you to three minutes in prison, that'll teach you! ::pulls out lil rubber baby hammer and whacks away at thin air::
Chaos: Umm that's the judge
Air: Oh... ::drops hammer sheepishly::
Racetrack: Yeah!
Chaos: Watch your mouth buster or I'm calling my lawyer!
Air: ::grins:: And I'm a damn good lawyer
Chaos: ::brings out folding table and chairs:: Would any of you care for some tea?
Air: Ooooh me!
Racetrack: Okay
Air: How come you're not drinking tea?
Chaos: I don't like tea. It's like flavored hot water
Air: That's true....Shall we review the contract?
Racetrack: ::spits out tea:: That's hhhot!!
Air: duh....
Chaos: I demand you tell us what happened!
Racetrack: ::looks sorry for him-self:: I burned my tongue
Air: ::wacks Race upside his head:: Not now dummy! Why are you picking on the newsies! ::glares::
Racetrack: ::looks embarrassed:: They tease
Chaos: Oh you poor baby ::looks sad for him::
Racetrack: ::wallowing in self-pity:: They say I'm short
Air: ......yeah but Race.... you are
Racetrack: ::jumps up on table and literally towers with rage:: Don't you start too! I hired you for a reason!
Chaos&Air: ::stare::
Racetrack: I'm paying you!
Chaos: ::turns to Air and whispers:: What's he paying us?
Air: ::ponders:: Umm ::looks at contract:: Oh! He's letting us live....I think that's a good deal don't you?
Chaos: ::nods wisely:: We're better off!
Racetrack: ::sits back down calmly:: More tea?
Chaos: But we still want to know what happened
Racetrack: ::stares::
Air: You forgot again, he already told us
Chaos: ::looks worried:: No he- Oh yeah I remember!
Air: ::opens briefcase:: Anyone want some cake? ::pulls out cake platter:: It's chocolate...even though I don't like it....hmmm that's odd ::lights up:: I should sue!
Chaos: Oooh yummy!
Racetrack: What else you got?
Air: ::Pulling out stuff:: Cigar-flavored licorice-
Racetrack: I'll take it!
Chaos: Whatever you do. Don't take or say C-H-E-R-R-Y F-L-A-V-O-R-E-D L-O-L-L-Y-S
Air: ::thinks:: OOoooohhhh... Race...does Blink know how to spell?
Racetrack: ::chews cigar-flavored licorice thoughtfully:: Nope
Air: ::turns towards Chaos:: I D-O-N'-T H-A-V-E A-N-Y C-H-E-R-R-Y F-L-A-V-O-R-E-D L-O-L-L-Y-S
Chaos: ::stares then mumbles to herself:: I don't....I don't have...no, wait.......... I don't anyway? I don't have chi? I don't have flappy?! I'm cheery? ::turns toward Air:: You're happy about something?
Air: I'm always happy! ::grins happily::
Chaos: Nu-uh! What about the time we were looking for David?
Air: ::nods slowly:: I remember ::glares at Chaos accusingly:: I had to take another map ::smiles:: I covered it in blue ::frowns:: I don't like red
Racetrack: ::reaches into Air's briefcase for more candy::
Air: ::slaps Race's hand away:: You have to ask! ::shocked he should do such a thing::
Racetrack: ::rubs hand scowling:: Gimme some candy
Air: Say please
Racetrack: ::glares:: Please
Chaos: You have to look happy
Racetrack: ::glares at Chaos:: You hush! ::Chaos looks hurt::
Air: BE NICE TO HER!... ::calmly:: You have to look happy
Racetrack: ::smiles angrily:: Please?
Air: Please what?
Racetrack: ::looks confused:: Please....Miss?
Air: ::looks pleased:: That's not what I meant but okay. Please Miss what?
Chaos: ::whispers to Race:: You have to say 'Please may I have some more candy Miss?'
Racetrack: Please can I have some more candy Miss?
Air: ::squints eyes:: Can? Can?! CAN???!! ::screeching:: How dare you use that in my presence?!!!
Chaos: ::rolls eyes:: Told you! ::pokes Race: Didn't I? Didn't I say 'Please may I have some more candy Miss?' ::pokes Race:: Didn't I? Huh? Huh?
Racetrack: ::glowers:: Yeah yeah you did. Is she always this fussy?
Chaos: ::shakes head:: Nah, just today.
Racetrack: ::sarcastically:: So tomorrow no one can say candles or heaven help them?
Chaos: ::gasps in admiration:: How did you know?
Racetrack: O.o
Air: ::glaring and mumbling:: The nerve....can! Of all things can?! How dare he?!
Racetrack: Please may I have some more candy Miss?
Air: ::stares::...... ::grins:: Of course love ::hands out more licorice:: Who wants to play cards?
Chaos: Let's play speed!
Racetrack: Why speed?
Chaos: I don't know any other card game
Air: I know I know I know!! ::takes deep breath:: BS!
Chaos: OH wait I know how to play BS!
Racetrack: Poker!
Chaos: Nope don't know how to play
Air: ::talking to herself:: Me neither...I know how to play cheat...
Racetrack: ::crashes to the floor:: You don't know how to play POKER?!
Chaos: Never learned ::shurgs:: I don't even know how to play Go Fish!
Air: Really?! ::shrugs:: Oh well ...I wanna play BS!
Chaos: YAY!
Racetrack: ::stares at poor poker deprived Chaos::
Air: ::points at floor:: Oh look! A marble
Racetrack: ::looks sad:: I lost my marbles
Chaos: ::giggles:: I know you did. You don't even play with a full deck of cards!
Racetrack: How'd you know that?
Chaos: ::shrieks with laughter:: I'm ::gasps for breath:: sp-special!
Air: ::picks up marble:: I got a marble of my very own ::beams::
Racetrack: ::picks up contract:: Everything's fine then?
Air: ::nods absently and plays with marble:: OOoh shiny
Chaos: Tomorrow we get Snipeshooter! ::sticks marble in pocket:: We might need it...
Air: We attack at dawn!
Chaos: ::whispers to Air:: Make sure you don't forget the white surrender flag
Air: Of course I won't forget! Besides if I did we can always use a hanky
Chaos: ::grins:: Even better!
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That little song up there was thanks to my darling sister who sang it to me when she was mad at me
RACETRACK: You lied to me! You said I wasn't next!
Nah, I just tricked you
RACETRACK: Lied
::imitating Buckwheat from 'The Little Rascals':: Otay!
