CRACK CRACK CRACK! Bert cradled the smoking AK-103 in his arms as he approached the last Screacher of this "seasons" pick an hauled it's half mangled ass back to his truck. "Whooo-ie", he said of the com device attatched to his shoulder, letting Jack know that he had killed yet another of the little bastards and needed Jack to bring the truck around to take the now death stenched creature back to his domain to behead and make into yet another trophy. "Damn you are sure an ugly son-of-a-bitch, now ain'tcha? I'm getting bored of huntin ya down one by one, ya know that? I might just let you mass again, me Flakvierling hasn't fired a round in about 5 years, and the barrels are unusually cold. the sound of Desert Jacks beat up tour truck became an incessant buzzing sound as it rose from the valley into the mountain pass where he had been hunting... along with an odd noise he hadn't heard in a while and couldn't recognize right away... a fwww fww fwwh fwh fwh fwh noise... like a motor spinning up on an air plane. His eyes widened... "Die you Ass blaster, you ain't gonna take me." With that he caught the flying wretch in his sights and let loose the remaining 27 bullets in the bananna clip, causing the fiend to explode. It's carcass' remnants rained down in burning rain as Jack pulled up in his orange truck. He opened the door and fell out due to the fact his seatbelt wasn't fully undone. He got up, attempting to look nonscilaunt by dusting himself off casually and then asked Bert, "What happened here? I thought Screachers were the only things around... since when did an Ass Blaster Morph?" Bert looked worried by the point presented to him and shrugged, "well if they've been around too long they might have dropped their eggs and..."blip.....blip...blip..blip! the Grabboid sensor was going off the wall. There had to be at least 7 directly inbound. Bert and Jack got into their vehicles and immediately fled the scene, Bert launching small cherry bombs out the window in attempts to lure the creatures away... will they make it? Will Bert get laid? I have no idea!!! I haven't decided their fate. Stay tuned!!!(please R&R)