Oh Dear We Are In Trouble
T/N: Still isn't the author.. just the typist. Check me out at WeWantsIt. BLah blah...
Chapter Six: Mommy-and-Me Classes
When Ginny and Harry got to their room Ginny went to sleep right away. Harry on the otherhand found it rather difficult to fall asleep, but when he did at long last, he had a dream.
He saw Ginny and she was happy. She also was holding something... a bundle... a baby... his baby and he saw as she answered the door. But who was it at the door if he could just see... It was him! He looked a little more adult and more handsome. Harry realized that this was the life he wanted. THen he dreamed that Dobby was marrying Winky. But it was the next dream that Harry remembered vividly.
Again he saw Ginny, this time she was unmistakably miserable. She was crying. He also saw... no it couldn't be... Voldemort.
Voldemort was carrying a bundle as well. Harry realized that the child he was holding was his. He screamed in terror as he heared the baby say it's first word directed at Voldemort, Daddy.
Harry woke up with a start. "NOOOO!" he yelled, waking Ginny.
"What is it Harry?" Ginny said, startled.
"Voldemort, he had... he had... he.. was.. holding.. our baby!"
"Harry", Ginny gasped, hugging Harry. "It's alright. He'll never get his filthy hands on our baby."
Harry felt better. Ginny always had that warm, calming effect on him.
Soon Harry found himself dreaming about the Dobby and Winky union.
The next few weeks went by fast, probably because Harry had fun and had nothing to complicate his life anymore than it already was. Snape was still not talking to Harry, his crumple horned shorlacks back was living and thriving, his Defense Against the Dark lessons were going extremely well and Ginny almost four months pregnant, was now showing signs of early pregnancy.
"Wow... you sure can eat," Harry said, astonished looking at Ginny one morning.
"I'm eating for two," she said, her mouth full. She swallowed. "Remember, we have those classes with Draco today."
"What?!" Harry said. "You actually took him up on his offer?"
"Of course," Ginny said. "What bad can it do?"
After they ate they quickly met up with Draco in the library.
"Hey, you two," he said excitedly running up to hug them.
"Er... hi." Harry said.
"First of all, I'd like to start with breathing exercises." Draco said. "Now, follow me. In..." he took a breath and closed his eyes. "And out... didn't that feel good?"
"Um.. yea" Ginny answered.
Thirty minutes later the couple was attempting to change the diaper of a doll Draco enchanted to act like a newborn.
"No," Harry said as the doll peed directly on his glasses. GInny couldn't help but laugh.
"It goes like -" Ginny began.
"But I thought you had to -" Harry said.
"No... isn't that upside down?" Ginny said.
"Then what's this?" Harry asked.
"I dunno, do we really need it?" Ginny asked.
"I think this is used to -" Harry began.
"No, it can't be... can it?" Ginny replied.
"Than what exactly does it do?" Harry asked.
"I dunno.. stop yelling at me." Ginny said.
"I'm not!" Harry responded.
"You just did!" she retaliated.
"No, I'm not, you are!" he said.
"Hey!" Draco interrupted. "The baby doesn't like to see Mommy and Daddy fighting, this isn't helping."
"The baby wants a clean diaper." Harry shot back.
"Yea, and you're not exactly helping either" Ginny said. "So let us figure it out!"
Harry looked at his fiance and couldn't be prouder. Draco looked seriously affronted.
"I'm sorry, " Harry said, holding Ginny.
"Me too," Ginny said. "Oh my gosh! Look... we did it!"
Harry looked at the doll. It had a diaper on it, they had actually done it! Sure they were covered in powder and mess, but they actually succeeded in putting a diaper on a baby.
Harry and Ginny started to hug and kiss when someone came up to them from behind causing the couple to jump and Ginny to bite Harry's tongue.
"Sorry," she said.
"It's okay," he muttered.
They turned around to see Draco nudging them.
"You guys did it," he said sobbing. "You guys overcame your obstacles and actually did it!" he cried even harder. "I'm so proud of you two."
"Thanks Draco," Ginny said, trying to hold back a laugh.
"Well, we should get going," Harry said, trying to get out of the room so he didn't start an outburst of laughter between him and Ginny.
"Oh... yes, you guys have learned a lot.. probably the hardest thing there is..." Draco said.
"Well, bye," Harry said, the laughter almost spilling out over the top of his mouth.
"Wait," Draco said, "Before you go, don't forget to take Betty."
"Betty?" Ginny asked.
"Your practice baby," Draco answered.
"You named the doll?!" Harry said, almost laughing.
"Of course I named it," Draco said. "Well, bring her back here same time next week and we'll see how you did."
"Yea, sure, whatever," Harry said as he grabbed the doll and Ginny's hand and ran out the door. When they were out of earshot they looked at each other and laughed uncontrollably.
They went out on the snowy grounds to see Hermione and Ron sitting on a bench. Still laughing, they sat down.
"What's so funny?" Ron asked.
"Draco," Harry said. His sides still aching from laughing so hard.
"Look what we did!" Ginny exclaimed, showing Ron and Hermione 'Beey' and her diaper.
"Wow, that's really nice," Hermione said. "But why didn't you guys just use disposable ones?"
Harry and Ginny looked at each other, knowing what the other had been thinking. "Why hadn't he thought of that?"
Meanwhile, back in the library Draco was wiping a tear from his eye with a hankerchief.
"They grow up so fast," he whispered.
Meanwhile, in a top secret hiding place (the Riddle house).
"Wormtail," Voldemort hissed. "Read me the paper."
"Y-yes master," Wormtail replied and started reading the news about Harry Potter in the Daily Prophet. When he was finished beind read to, Voldemort laughed to himself.
"Yes, Potter, it begins."
"Sir," said Bellatrix Lestrange, a fellow death eater. "Please tell us how you plan on fullfilling your plan... in time... m-master. You are in no condition to fight... you may lose."
"Wormtail... give dear Bellatrix a lesson in not questioning me," Voldemort ordered.
"Yes, sir," Wormtail replied... "Crucio!" he said directing his wand at a screaming Bellatrix.
She was on her knees moaning in agony.
"Apologize to master." Wormtail ordered.
"I'm sorry my Lord, I'm unworthy," she bellowed.
"Release the curse," Voldemort said, pleased. Wormtail frowned. He truly loved being in power. THe moment he lifted his wand away from Bellatrix the curse was lifted.
"Bellatrix," Voldemort said. "I hope you learned a lesson."
"Yes, master, never again, my Lord, never again." she cried.
"Yes, no where's Lucius with my rat?" he asked unpatiently.
"Harry!" Hermione said outraged. "Take that baby out of your napsack!"
"What?!" said Harry in a sleepy voice. "Oh, right."
He pulled the doll out by the leg and thrust it at Hermione.
"Here, you take it," he said groggily.
"Ginny..." Ron saidpoking his sister on the shoulder.
"What... already?" she asked pulling out a diaper of her bag.
"No, Ron said," I just wanted to know if you were alive."
"Barely," she answered, then leaned on Harry's shoulder.
"Honestly, you two!" Hermione said, rocking the doll back and forth to stop it's crying. "You guys should take better care of Betty... she's YOUR baby."
"But, 'Mione, she's not even real, she's just a doll." Ron said.
Hermione looked at him with evil eyes.
"No," Ginny said. "It's not a doll... it's the bloody devil."
"Is it really that hard?" Ron asked.
"No, Ron," Harry said sarcastically. "Aside from the waking up at all hours of the morning to feed the baby, to change the baby, to hold the baby, yea... I'd say it's a stroll in the park!"
"I'm in no condition to go to classes." Ginny announced. "I'm going to bed."
"Me too," Harry agreed.
"Here," Ginny said, thrusting her bag at Ron. "Watch your 'neice' for me."
And with that Harry and Ginny walked out of the Great Hall. As soon as they left, the doll started crying.
"Oh no, what do we do?" Ron asked.
"Um... it's probably hungry." Hermione answered, trying to feed it with a bottle. "No?" she asked the baby, now starting to worry.
"Um... now what?" said Ron, pulling out his wand. "I can stun her."
"It probably needs a diaper change." She said, checking it's backside. "No, not that either."
"I'll stun it, Hermione," Ron said, raising his wand.
"Put that away!" Hermione shrieked.
"Then what do we do?" Ron asked.
"I don't know," Hermione answered. "For the first time in my life, I'm lost!" Hermione cried.
Ron looked over at the Slytherin table where Crabbe and Goyle were having a burping contest.
"I wish they would stop that," Ron said angrily. "Stupid blokes!"
"Ron... that's it you're a genius!" she said, placing Betty over her shoulder and patting her back. Betty burped, then to Ron's amazement, stopped crying.
"'Mione," he said. "You're a bloody genius!"
"Well, let's just hop that we can get through the day." Hermione said, trying to hide a smile of accomplishment.
At dinner ROn and Hermione met up with a well rested Harry and Ginny. They laughed as they saw them come in. They looked just as Harry and Ginny had looked when they attempted to change Betty's diaper. Hermione's face was covered in powder and her clothes were wrinkly. Ron's hair was out of place and had powder all over his clothes and his face. He was holding a bottle as if it were permanently glued to his hand. They walked into the Great Hall as if they were zombies.
"Well... how'd it go?" said Harry, smiling.
"Here," Ron said, giving Harry Betty. "I say we chuck it in moaning Myrtle's bathroom!" he said angrily.
"What do you think?" Ginny asked Hermione, a grin spreading across her face.
"Yes," Hermione said in zombie like trance. "Moaning Myrtle would like that."
Harry and Ginny smiled at each other.
After dinner Harry and Ginny went to the library to meet Draco.
"Here you go," Harry said, placing the doll on a table and turning his back to go.
"Not so fast you two," Draco said. "Let's see what we got here."
Harry and Ginny turned and sat down.
"Now look into Betty's eyes," Draco said.
"What?" Harry asked.
"Just do it," Draco instructed.
Harry and Ginny did what they were told and to their amazement Betty's eyes turned from black to two T.V screens.
"What?" Ginny asked, lost for words.
"This," Draco began. "Is the life of Betty in her point of view. It recalls every hour of her life."
"Does it film... all the time?" Ginny asked.
"Of course not!" Draco said. "Not when she's asleep."
Harry and Ginny watched as the eyes showed the doll's 'life'. Harry and Ginny were both happy that she slept most of the time. THey saw how good they were and how... not so good they were as parents. With Draco commenting.
"Aww see... a happy family." Draco said as he saw Harry and Ginny kiss on screen.
Harry and Ginny looked nervously at each other.
"I thought you put it away." Harry said.
"I didn't know - it's a damn doll!" Ginny said.
"Aww.. how sweet!" Draco said. "Baby likes to see Mommy and Daddy happy, okay, maybe not that happy... hey slow it down.. MOMMY PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON!"
He tapped Betty's head three times with his wand and everything 'turned off'.
"You..." he said at Harry and Ginny. "You guys... when Betty was in the room!?" He asked in a how-could-you sort of voice.
Then he passed out cold on the floor.
"That might have been too much for him." Ginny said.
"Maybe we should modify Betty's memory," Harry said.
"I think we should." Ginny agreed.
"Obliviate!" Harry and Ginny said together, their wands pointed at Betty.
"And what about him?" Harry said, gesturing towards an unconsious Draco.
"Leave him," Ginny said. "I think he's had enough."
Just then Harry heard Hermione's voice coming towards them.
"C'mn you guys - what happened to him?" she said pointing at Draco.
"He's just passed out," Ginny answered.
"Well, let's go. Everyone's leaving for Hogsmeade already." said Ron impatiently.
"Ok, let's go," Harry said, as the four of them walked out of the library, leaving Draco unconcious on the floor.
T/N: You'll find that I'm a bit short on reviews..... please review MY story, not this one (Penname: WeWantsIt)! Haha, I know everyone likes this one better though... oh well.
