Disclaimer: Sonic and crew are the property of Sega. The original song "You don't love me anymore" is the property of Weird Al Yankovic.

This is just a humor songfic, so please don't take it seriously. I just thought that it would be funny if Amy's clinginess ever went to a dangerous level. Well, enjoy.

You love me way too much

Start Song

I really think something's wrong with Amy
By how she's been so very obsessive with me
I thought it was just jealousy
Until she massacred poor Cream and Cheese

I never thought that she would take this out of bounds
Until she told Eggman where Sally could be found
I used to think she was nice
But Omochao tells me she may be the Antichrist

Oh, why did she disconnect the breaks to Tails ship?
Because of an anonymous tip
Got a funny feeling you may love me way too much

I knew that she was having problems when
She knocked out poor Sera with her hammer again
Now she thinks that I'm to blame
Oh Amy, I'm beggin', please don't put me through shame!

You know, I even think it's kinda creepy when
She laces my chili dog with strange potions
I still remember the way that she laughed
When she pushed me down and I couldn't get up

Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's with all of this pink stuff
Doing in my house and such?
Sometime I get to thinking you may love me way too much

You threw Shadow down in a Volcano top
I know he called me 'faker', but you should stop this now
You set Bunny on fire
Then you delivered her ashes to Dr. Eggman

When you heard Rouge say that you're ugly and cheap
You shaved off her eyebrows while she was asleep
You shot a hole in her head
What surprised me was that Knuckles helped you leave her for dead

Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all
Some would even say you're a screwball
Amy, something tells me you may love me way too much, oh no no
Got a funny feeling you may love me way too much

approximately 10 minutes and 2 seconds of Omochao giving out useless and obvious information.

People groaning and yelling because of it.

End Song

Well, I hope you liked it. Like I said before, this is just a parody, so don't take it seriously. Please review or send email to